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| There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. London transport buses, trains is often awash, busy really, with images and words of advertisement. Now you might be a poetry-reader to notice Poems on the Underground, and a poem-lover to bother perusing the few, often catchy, lines. But you dont need to be a student of... | | | | Jan 31, 2009
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by 10Kobo If most Nigerians believe that God exists, it implies they "know" Him.
If they "know" him, that implies they know what He stands for.
Looking at what Nigerians have made of Nigeria and their fellow Nigerians in the last fifty years....since "oyinbo" left, The Nigerian verdict is that "There is no God".
Even the highly placed "Men-of-God" affirm this verdict in their daily conducts.
Between "God" and "Money", l bet my Naija people will vote for Money, any-day, any-time! 
All this "posturing and professing" is nothing but "showmanship".....abi na "show-womanship" sef?
Having said that, God created man in his own image....
Ye are gods.... Thus, the God we are looking for, is right inside us,...we are the God Himself.
Dont get pimped or sweet-tongued, just do unto others as you wish others to do unto you; end of story.
......and dont forget to 'enjoy' doing it!!
10Kobo
If we are made from the image of God means we are God ?
Why most of una go just dey call "Nigerians" just bcus some Nigerian did bad but you all come up with the name Nigerians trying to classify everything under this name. Just bcus you go go for money means others Nigerians go follow you ?
Learn how to use "some" OK ? Example (Some Nigerians instead of Nigerians)
Your words is just a value of your name "10Kobo" doesnt even worth 50Kobo.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. @10kobo
I was drafting a 2000 words  reply to this thread when I read yours. I agree with you 100%. For all the noise 99% of Nigerians make about God an alien will think Nigeria is Heaven on earth.
Infact I am think later on this year I might start my own church business, my aim to be the first Fortune 500 "business Centre" in Nigeria.
Sometimes I wonder if God has said "Na wa for dis Nigerians sef" |
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by Anioma777 @10kobo
I was drafting a 2000 words  reply to this thread when I read yours. I agree with you 100%. For all the noise 99% of Nigerians make about God an alien will think Nigeria is Heaven on earth.
Infact I am think later on this year I might start my own church business, my aim to be the first Fortune 500 "business Centre" in Nigeria.
Sometimes I wonder if God has said "Na wa for dis Nigerians sef" 
Mr drafter, atleast if Nigeria is not heaven...sebi the London wey you dey na heaven (omo oju o'ri ola ri).
You are a sample of why God should say "Na wa for dis Nigerians sef"..if others dont do things right, must you follow them by creating a church for business ?
Classifying Nigerians as a whole  , were all this dogs come from self ?
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. In fact there is no reason for the Muslims to protest,because Atheists said there is no GOD. Because the Muslims have the holy Qur,an with them. The holy Qur,an is the living word of GOD. It is the book that confirmed the existing of GOD. more over the Atheists did not bring any evidence to show that GOD does not exists. And whoever want to know that GOD exist let him consult the holy Qur,an. The theory of big bang is not enought reason to convinced the Muslims that GOD does not exist.Before the scientists know about the big bang, the Muslims already know it from the holy Qur,an, over 1400 years ago. The big bang is in holy Qur,an.(see holy Qur,an 21:30).
DO NOT THE UNBELIEVERS(the atheists and the agnostics) SEE THAT THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH WERE JOINED TOGETHER (as one unit of creation), BEFORE WE CLOVE THEM ASUNDER, AND THAT WE MADE EVERY LIVING THING OF WATER? WILL THEY NOT HAVE FAITH?......AND IT IS HE (GOD Almighty) WHO CREATED THE NIGHT AND THE DAY. AND THE SUN AND THE MOON ALL (the celestial bodies) SWIM ALONG, EACH IN ITS ROUNDED(obit) COURSE (Q, 21:33.)
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Very interesting article.
Note that like in all Human endeavors and even in your own personal life, some people will ALWAYS thrive more than others not necessarily because they believed in God but they worked the principles which are God's universal principles. The Bible recorded that The rains falls for both good guys and bad guys!! But in my own thoughts, if the bad guys decides to plant His corn after the rains,then He will have an harvest while the Good guys is still looking at the sky.
Western Nations applied this to their economy and it is working for them.But African Nations is Faith without work which the Bible said, is dead.
As for your thoughts about Having an Absent God, NOTHING can demonstrate further HIS presence in the way the Earth is laid out.It cannot be a mistake or an Happenstance. Bible also said, It is the fools that says In His Heart, There is NO GOD. But He is not a God that will go out of His way to prove that He is.Your own existence and even ability to post that article, shows that He Created you but you only used your Free will to choose what you think,works for you.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. @charles4u Mr drafter, atleast if Nigeria is not heaven...sebi the London wey you dey na heaven (omo oju o'ri ola ri).
You are a sample of why God should say "Na wa for dis Nigerians sef"..if others dont do things right, must you follow them by creating a church for business ?
Classifying Nigerians as a whole , were all this dogs come from self ?
Well my motto in life is " if you cannot beat them join them".....where is your sense of humour.
Lets be honest the way most Nigerians call God you will think it was heaven on earth. I will let you know when I float my shares on the NSE. |
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by Anioma777 @charles4u
Well my motto in life is " if you cannot beat them join them".....where is your sense of humour.
Lets be honest the way most Nigerians call God you will think it was heaven on earth. I will let you know when I float my shares on the NSE. 
Your motto in life is "If you cant beat them join them".. indeed !!!, so is this your own sense of humour ?
Yes to be honest not all Nigerians are the same just the way you and I are not thinking alike, so you guys should stop classifying all Nigerians as negative... thats all. And I can see you have corrected yourself by saying "most" Nigerians.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Most fear the Ifa priest or jujuman more than the God they profess to worship. Tie a funny looking object on anything in Nigeria and you can be sure nobody would steal it!!! This brought up the idea of having our leaders swear their oath of office in front of an ifa priest etc rather than the bible or qu'ran as they do which doesn't seem to stop them enriching themselves to the detriment of their countrymen 
That was quite funny.
Give these Bible thumping/Koran carrying nonentities a pot of blood in a graveyard at night and make them swear on it. One kobo they will never steal again : Then one day you die and its off to hell. Because you were not born again. Amen.People better repent before it is too late. Amen. Yes O!
Thank God, me I've repented several times. In fact I'm quite good at this. Thats why I'll be sinning again shortly. So I can repent again and again.
I mean, I don't want to be disobedient and I would be if I didn't sin so I could repent- can I repent if I don't sin?
Answer me joo. Can I? Can I?
For someone who repents as frequently as I do, heaven is a sure banker....
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Those who believe in God I love them just as those who don't believe. God I think has given everyone a free will.
By nature I am sceptical about everything and everyone at the same time am positive and wanting to give people the benefit of the doubt. A very contradictory mindset one may say.
The only thing I believe in 100% is that there is a God. I remember asking my mother when I was 7, who created God and if he is so great why does he allow war,environmental disasters and other negative things happen. My mother looked at me with the expression on her face, hmmmm this boy you ask too much questions. She said she does not know the answers to all, but that man creates wars not God. Who created God? She said if she told me who created God, will I not also be curious and ask, who created the spirit/God/big bang... that created God etc etc. Ever since that day I have just accepted God and try and follow his commandments.
Not easy ofcourse but I think God knows the weakness of man. Strangely enough on average most countries that do God in a big way and surprise surprise two countries spring to mind everytime, our beloved NIGERIA and USA are morally bankcrupt and wicked. USA for instance with all its bible bashing how is it some states still have the "DEATH PENALTY". When one of the commandments says "thou shall not kill". Granted in war and self defence you have to. I remember an imbecile I met once at Atlanta telling me...er...but the bible says an "eye for an eye". My response was but in what context did you understand that when you read those words in the bible. I prefer Jesus response when he said " turn the other cheek". It is difficult but not impossible.
Which brings me on nicely to NIGERIA. If ever there was a country that acts as the PR nation for God, Nigeria will win the PR contract everytime. Not because the average Nigerian is holy, but the sophistication in fooling people into believing in God but at the same time awarding sub-contracts to the Devil. Most of these sub-contractors are these New age churches with very funky names that practice a very bizarre and warped sense of fellowship, one wonders wether Jesus even in his wildest dreams thought they could be this bad. They tell you give 10% of your earnings, more offering to the church,the more you give the more blessings you will get from God. Yet the majority still live wretched lives and foolishly cannot see God is being used by most Politicians, self ordained pastors,deconesses,bishops,evangelists to deceive them that they should seek solace in God while enriching themselves.
It is amazing how man is so against God’s will - even when it is written in black and white. When Jesus would speak about the last days, and the signs to watch out for, the very first thing He said was: See that no one leads you astray. For many will come in My name, saying, I am Christ, and will deceive many (Matthew 24:4, 5)
"THERE IS A GOD. NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOURSELF BUT DONT BE FOOLED IN THE PROCESS AND GOD ALWAYS GRANTS MERCY TO THOSE WHO ARE 100% REPENTANT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY SIN"
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” __________________ - human is god among the gods, all unified as supreme BEING, thus, thou shall not seek, you're one. -denker
- gods have pleasure in my prosperity -denker
- you think you live and you do not you die -denker
- Humans tend to explain their failures by inventing imaginary scapegoats. -ithinkbetter
- true/real change/development can only take place alone from within....!-denker
- protection of the weak is the beginning of wisdom -Okoye
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Anioma777#28 I remember asking my mother when I was 7, who created God... My mother looked at me with the expression on her face, hmmmm this boy you ask too much questions.
When I asked the same question at about similar age, the response was: “What do you think.” I made the habit of occupying my mind with finding the answer whenever I sat on a toilet seat—after all, what else is there to do when excreting? Sadly, I am still searching for an answer to no avail; and I am afraid, I (We) shall die without finding an answer. BTW, my London is white with snow today, SO peaceful and SO quiet. It looks like a ghost town, and I heard a lady say, on the radio, that it is the work of god. My reply is: “whatever...,” who would miss the chance of a good “lie-in” eh! I am loving it and so are my mates!
__________________ A dream is only a dream; create followers and it is the beginning of a new reality (inspired by a Friedensreich Hundertwasser quote) Nigerians in Diaspora (NiDs) should STOP taking personal frustration [of their own design] on Nigeria and Nigerians. Tribalist \Trib"al*ist\, n. A type of Homo sapiens, still inhabiting the modern century, with thought process inherited from forbears of old; and torn between the modern age and the primeval age of forbears. [2008 Palamedes] |
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Lets assume for a minute that every Pastor in every church makes it a duty to swear (using the bible) and pour invectives, on church members who give "God" 'his share' of stolen/looted funds, in form of offerings and Tithe;....asking them to desist, that God abhors their soiled and evil contribution, will this not have "some" effect in reducing the current "I better pass my sister" attitude in church now-a-days where everyone tries to out-do the other in dressing, contribution and even in "testimony time"? But what we have now is a "culture of elevation" based on how much "OFFERing, Tithe or Vow" you give to the church. Sooner than later, that thieving brother would become a 'Deacon' and then a 'Minister'! It does not concern our pimping Pastor, whether he is living above his means or where the blood-money comes from.....as long as god (represented on earth by the church/Pastor :d ) is given his rightly percentage! :d
Did l hear somebody shout "Oleloojaaah"? ...Haaaaleluyaaaahh.....Faaaayaaaahh!
I don waka go 'deliverance night' jeeje for my own
10Kobo
__________________ "HE WHO MAKEs PEACEFUL CHANGE IMPOSSIBLE, MAKES VIOLENT CHANGE INEVITABLE".
-The Difference between Good and Evil is YOUR CONSCIENCE!
- Staying rooted in the river for long, does not make a Crocodile out of a log of Iroko Tree! I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
..."No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is so viscous"
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Lets assume for a minute that every Pastor in every church makes it a duty to swear (using the bible) and pour invectives, on church members who give "God" 'his share' of stolen/looted funds, in form of offerings and Tithe;....asking them to desist, that God abhors their soiled and evil contribution, will this not have "some" effect in reducing the current "
What are you talking?
Nonsense!
You want God to starve to death?
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by DeepThought What are you talking?
Nonsense!
You want God to starve to death? God no dey chop............He inhabits ONLY in the praise of His people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0quPixdQtM |
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by WaleAkin
Lucky him! Thank God for praises.
Otherwise he would have just been an homeless dude
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by denker The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”
Thank you denker. God Bless you real good.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by DeepThought
Lucky him! Thank God for praises.
Otherwise he would have just been an homeless dude
Deepthought, it shows you don't beleive neither have faith in God. Open your eyes and see and quit blaspheming. Hmmmm!!! the funniest part is, He loves you all the same despite ALL.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by WaleAkin
Big Bros, Thank you jare.
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Originally Posted by rina Deepthought, it shows you don't beleive neither have faith in God. Open your eyes and see and quit blaspheming. Hmmmm!!! the funniest part is, He loves you all the same despite ALL.
Thank you sister Rina, thank you , thank you, thank you
I have now opened my eyes and what do I see?
Yes!,
Yesss!
Yesssss!!!!!
The glory of the living lord is upon me.
Glory!, Glory!! Glory!!!
The spirit of the lord speaketh through me and has asked me to declare to the children of men:
Woe! Woe!! Woe!!! to all blasphemers.
I have seen, seen downfall of satan (x2)
Glory be to God
Glory be to Jesus
x2
Ameeeeen!
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| Re: There Is Probably No God. Now Stop Worrying And Enjoy Yourself. Eherm Rina, DT is a Strong Preacher o..No Kidding( u dey worry yourself)....gbogbo omo lese Jesu...No worries 
PS>>>...Shine your eyes b4 u thank Denker....they are all being tickled by ur post...scots honor __________________ Eni Olorun da Kose Clone >I prefer to be full of God....No Bullshtzing< >We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to Public Office..Aesop< >Ape ko to jeun, ki je baje < >The Price Of Greatness Is Responsibility..Winston Churchill< >“It ain’t so much what people know that hurts them as what they know that ain’t so.”- Artemus Ward < >Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.< JS |
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