Now...you know why you like to go to clubs...when you get there how are you expected to behave?
True they can almost attract the dregs of society....with only a $5-$6 gate/entrance fee....
....happy hour with freeeee drinks.
Or located in rough neighbourhoods in town....real fun only happens in the ghetto of course....stay away from those.
Are you an MBA certificate (
Married But Available)?
Trust me...there a lot of MBAs out there in clubs...no problem there for me...you will definitely meet your needs too.
So here goes....
1. If you are married and not available.....always dance alone. Always wear your wedding ring or band...gives the impression your 'man' is around the corner...but no where to be found....
2. Never make eye contact with the males or females(many lesbians there too).
3. Must be street smart....know your way around and have a survival instinct...always planning and thinking of the 'what' ifs......
4. No parking baby....No parking on the dance floor...keep movint...no parking anywhere else....stay away from the bar areas......never leave your drink unattended/take it with you when dancing.
5. Stay near the exit doors or always keep an eye on the emergency exit doors. Keep hydrated and go out for occasional breath of fresh air....good news....no smoking in clubs any longer......
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6. Go in groups...there is safety in numbers....you attract less attention and you give not available signal.
7. Don't leave your purse unattended at any time....keep an eye on it always....have your ID on you at all times....take only credit cards with low limit allowances.
8. Dress according to what you wanna accomplish...if you want to be picked up...you know what to do. If you do not want to be bothered...dress accordingly...to show you are there for the goooooood music(I do a lot of skirts/jeans).....body hugs or excessive showing of my goodies.
Wear comfortable shoes.....
If you are carrying a 9 inch pair of shoes on you...always have a pair of 'loafers' in your oversized purse with you to give you a break or just in case you 'snap' a heel....
9. Avoid bumping and grinding on the dance floor unless you want some action from some strange dude. They would test you first by trying to touch your hand...or shoulders or some other place....give them a simple time-out sign...no words necessary.
10. Look for a club inside a reputable hotel...if you cannot go home...at least you can sleep in pending the availability of rooms. Make sure the club has a reputation of having attendant police officers visible within the club too....
11. Never be the last ones to leave...don't wait to hear...."last call for drinks" or "this is the last song" for the night.......leave one good hour before the club closes. Arrive early and leave early.....if you want some 'action' by all means hang around.....there are more one-night stand customers at the end than at the beginning....Aways carry your own assorted condom sizes...
12. Stay safe and sober if you are the designated driver.....always watch out for others not so 'sober'......
Enjoy yourself.....if you are depressed, please stay home. Not a place for you. You will even be more depressed if you see how happy people truly are.
Fools' paradise eeyh?.......That is frankly your business, for no one really asked ya!
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Coming up some of my best clubbing outfits.....
Clubbing Etiquettes For Ladies...Married Or Single. 
Re: Clubbing Etiquettes For Ladies...Married Or Single. 
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