Raiders Of The Lost/Locked Threads.

Okay, work is soooooooooooooooo slow tonight and glad to be back doing what I love to do best......entertaining myself with minimum interferance. I have searched for some lost/locked threads and wondered why they were locked. Of course, I ain't gonna dig out those recent ones that have to do with my very, humble self.....Babine aka "MP3" (Mama Purg X3).....my badge of 'honor' proud to say, being sent to the 'purg' house with 1000 infraction points.........Wow, what a guiness book of world records. The lord is truly a merciful God.....I nearly h-enter for h-inside "yell faya" from purgatory. I nor even get time to repent and 'h-accept" the lord as my porsonal saviour......Na waoh!

As Esan people go say......."oyi bata"

Igbo people go say "O di kwa Egwu".....nor be small tin O!

Here goes....I am searching for threads time forgot. Or plainly just going down memory lane before I arrived on this wonderful cyber planet.


I will start with this one and the warm welcome I received from some "high and mighty" villagers.

This dude was so confused about my testosterone/estrogen imbalance he thought I was a dude.......Very hilarious.

Dewdrops Mission Statement

Dewdrops Mission Statement
Submitted by RAYNOSA
Apr 29, 2008
Dewdrops Mission Statement

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Please ignore his post he has a score to settle with the NVS

HERE ARE HIS WORDS


Oh hush!

I am here to have a good time. Yes, I registered on this website as a much needed break from Nigerian retards on another website after only barely a year. I am happy to announce that I am pleased so far. I have already registered at another as a back up for this one if I choose to make a quick get-a-way too.

NVS does have some interesting topics deviod of foul language. I love that. However, I am most pleased that most of you have made me a starlet only in my first month of appearance on this website. It took a lot of hard work and many months to establish this on other websites. Are you guys this bored for lack of cheap entertainment?

Does this mean that most of the females on NVS are brain dead or fail to stimulate your senses where they matter much? Or it is just customary as in Nigeria and every other Nigerian website to chase around anything new in skirts without underwear just because it designates "female"?

What exactly is your problem? Why all this attention from you married, polygamous skirt/wrapper chasing shemales?

Or is it because I do not fit into the criteria of the "trust and obey" subservient marriage hungry typical Nigerian female glad enough to be considered wife #50 to some pot bellied irregular sized feet of a chap-lipped Nigerian molue driver?


Please tell me exactly what it is? So I can help you.

As you can see, I am not stranger to cyber warfare.


Thanked by: Anon, Beam, Bunch17, Eja, elgaxton, emj, Enforcer, Lalakokofefe, pappilo, WaleAkin

Han han han han han han....I never trusted the use of that "thank you" abi na "4-Q" button.

I have always had problems with these some of these NVS dudes. and duddettes.....gosh. Those were some viscious days.....

That's just the way it is.....some things never change.....but things are never the same.

YouTube- 2pac thats just the way it is

This thread na die!

He he he he he

If your man cheats on you?

Several years ago, when I was still living in Nigeria, I was on the cusp of settling into (at that time, it seemed) an extremely promising legal career.

To go with the image of what I wanted to project of myself (a highly-promising, upwardly-mobile, young lawyer) in Lagos, I moved into a type of house (and neighborhood) I could barely afford. I also acquired two luxury cars.

I could barely afford this lifestyle then (I was barely 26 years old), but I reasoned that, in Lagos of all places, if you wanted to play the big league successfully, you simply had to look the part also.

Enter this young lady I was seeing then. She was my girlfriend. We had been an item for about 8 months. She was exceedingly attractive, intelligent, and had sound organizational/domestic-skills. Plus, she had a solid family background. Indeed, looking back now, she was almost everything I could ever wish for in a woman, in a wife. However, 'boys will be boys', and I tended to play the field extensively then.

One day, (a Saturday) I was at home with a female guest. Let's just say we were caught-up in high-level 'intimacy', when my girlfriend walks into the house.

I made the fundamental 'mistake' of giving her a spare-key to the front-door of my house. I never expected her to visit on that day, because she was supposed to have traveled to England the previous night. I did not see her off to the airport, because I had to work very late into the night, preparing a legal brief. As a matter of fact, I was even expecting her call from London on that fateful day.

Little did I know that her flight had been over-booked and that she arrived late at the airport. To cut a long story short, she missed her flight, and they ended-up putting her on 'stand-by' for a flight the following day.

So there I was 'relaxing' with this omoge, and my girlfriend, who was supposed to be in London, walks into my house, unannounced. Chei!!

All hell broke loose. My girlfriend, who was ordinarily a gentle-mannered person, suddenly turned into a ravaging monster!!

To cut a long story short, this babe destroyed almost every single electronic item and breakable kitchen-ware in my home. I didn't know what to do. I was scared and angry, and felt that I would cripple her (or she might do something equally foolish/dangerous to me), if I tried to physically stop her from wrecking my home. I just kept begging her. At the same time, I was also trying to get the other babe out of the house.

Not done, she went outside...it was only when I heard the expensive-sounding crunch of glass-shattering, that I realised, with dismay, that she had set upon my cars. I rushed outside (by now, I had worn my boxer shorts), and, together with my 'mai-guard' (security-man), we dispossessed her of the pestle she took from my kitchen.

Men, that babe wrecked havoc on me financially, and emotionally. It took me almost a year to recover from both. And I swore that I will never ever have a live-in lover, or give any babe the spare-keys to my house...ever again!!!

Only the woman I've made up my mind to live with for the rest of my life can expect me to do otherwise. Until then.....

LWKMD!!!!!!



Reminds me of the movie "Fatal Attraction".....and the song "Part-Time" lover......

YouTube- Stevie Wonder - Part Time Lover

You women are just yarning O.P. (off point).

Fidelity should be a derivative of marriage, period! Anything else is neither here, nor there. Human nature will always be fluid; it can never be pre-determined or set in concrete.

This means that when you're in a relationship, don't just go along for the ride; set a time-line. Plan. Promise yourself that if, within a certain time-span, the relationship does not move up to a more serious, permanent one, then you will bow-out gracefully.

That is a more honourable, realistic way of going about relationships, rather than observing/complaining that the man or woman is 'cheating' on the other.

By the way, once married, I would never condone cheating on your spouse.
All the talk about spreading 'diseases' from sleeping around, is diversionary, because, these days, it is only a BIG FOOL that will have unprotected sex with anyone, apart from their spouse.

Finally, I'm always amused when women act as if they're not also capable of cheating on their partners.

This one made me laugh so hard.....I had to leave my unit to stop attracting attention to my illicit use of 'company' computer. Welcome to simple logic-000.

....and the prosecution proceeds.....

Attempting to directly compare 'boyfriend-girlfriend' relationship (regardless of its degree of 'seriousness') to marriage is almost foolish. Vows are not exchanged before your Creator and people. There is no legally-enforceable relationship. Most likely, there are no children arising out of the relationship. Both of you are not addressed as Mr & Mrs. I could go on.......

Is that right?....Well, how about that? We learn everyday.

Of course, you trust the worthy women of NVS to mount an opposition "road block"....and boy, did it get nasty..........till the MOPOLS were called in to lock the lovely thread.

For the sake of preserving virginity at all costs, even in marriage, born-agains prefer blow jobs, and a lot of non-penetrative foreplay, which MUST be preceeded by prayers.

he he he he


Or anal sex!

.....And the sequel to the previous thread? Locked too.


Haba Big-K?


This thread na wah wah!


Chai! I just love rofo-rofo threads I swear.

Na so we see am o! But sha di fight sweeeeet!

It was when OVERLOAD came in with her BaseBalls bat that the heavens went quiet.

Then IZONERE naked herself yakata for market.

VCD sef wey get yawa, gentle 'imsef quick quick!

DIMAANU was shy for dis village!

LIONKING swelled his chest and ran rampant!

Did y'all notice how Brave Soldiers like Abraxas, Auspy, SOD & Co. avoided the melee?

If all I have done is bring ANIKE out of her comfort zone, then I will yarn some more. Iya Olode mi, welcome!

As for my broda DW, we all know he is a clown at best of times and we must be grateful for something to laugh at this easter.

Happy Easter from DJs-3, dem oda 3 and dat dem mama Subu!

Many hEaster hEggs in my 'ouse dis weekend!

(Good Tidings my people)

Just when we thought we had read the last of it.......

Look who is anal retentive here.

Nothing between his ears so it goes out from his behind.

Spends time going through the archives, Igbo this, Igbo that!

Is it because Subu enjoys Igbo lollipops?

Where are the twins, what are they doing?

Daddy can't get any at home and heads to the internet.

Mommy is busy sucking some other guy's lollipop

Meanwhile, rats and cockroaches roam the house.

Mommy catches a rat and guess where it goes!

The life of Ajegunle twins, my, oh my!

Hmmmmmmmmmm........

This thread for comot for "gia" if dem no luck h-am I swia! E come be like say na h-only me wan be agbero for this we fillage....he he he. E gudu to be born-again O!

E don tey wey pisshhure dey cause double-wahala for h-internet. The reason I dey make my own public knowledge...so when h-alarm blow.....secret no go dey h-inside. Na wah O!

YouTube- Bob Marley Who The Cap Fit

Big-K: A Fascist Nazi pretending to be a Liberal Nigerian.

Big-K: A Fascist Nazi pretending to be a Liberal Nigerian.

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You might read this and think, Jah Guda, Why? I wrote this because I hate cowards.
Behold the “personal responsibility” ethic of the neo-coward, Big-K!

Got an alarm set when I post with my handle? Good catch! I misspell a word and you spot it quicker than I can say Big-Kunt. Bravo! I forgot I was an Englishman, just like you.

The English have a nasty word for people like you, a man who s-h-I-t-s on another man, you are a Big-Kunt.
It’s amazing that not only did you turn a blind when it comes to other “manner less” Villagers but you pretty much justify their actions. Half the people on this site will “Thank You” even when they disagree or are unhappy with your decisions. They do so because they know you will ignore their wishes anyway or cheat to ensure you get you way.

If you want to call a fair vote why do it yourself. Why don’t you ask someone else to call the vote? You are fully aware that using your Handle means most villagers will vote to please you. Corrupt to the core, we dey “jam” corruption wherever we go, even for cyber space.

You started by editing my posts then graduated to sabotaging my function buttons. The important thing is to recognise this as cowardly.

I have seen your boast on this site that you have never asked any Villager to leave, maybe not directly but definitely by stealth, you have shown your true colours, Eradicate is the word of choice when the intent is to shame a villager into leaving. I am human enough to say I do make mistakes, just like you and every other human, or are you always against the natural course of human events? Does owning a web site make you infallible?

You and a couple of Villagers have intentionally triggered events for the sole purpose of making me look like the worse person on your site.
To expand on this, if someone thinks I am an a-hole for what I say, I can live with that. But if someone does not like what I say and decides to humiliate me publicly, that crosses the line. It’s the sort of attitude that has made Nigeria what it is today, it’s the reason why we cannot live together. Our country is desperate for someone to show us the way. Not the Old Way. Not the Same Way, but the NEW WAY.

Good thing a Goat in Nigeria really can’t talk, or the rest of the farm animals. That would open a whole new area of constant debate for concerned Villagers.

On this site, we are all idealist in a less than Ideal world. I support your right to say what you think, however, that still doesn’t mean you should behave like a little kid by taking hold of your ball simply because you do not like a particular person.
To paraphrase, sabotaging a persons post simply because you do not like that person is the last refuge of a scoundrel, a dirty scoundrel.

You have an evil mind like your mentor and idol, Hitler. You should change your handle, Big-K, to Black Hitler. You behave just like “Exterminator Senior”.

If na woman do this wan now....na 1,000,000-pt in fraction plus....PIP(pussy in purg)....he he he

See as awa "Oga" and all the pipo jussu dey "kpele" the dude. Abi na because na "kparakpo to kparakpo".

Well, God dey sha........Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Thank you all, it’s amazing how reading through your replies extinguished my anger.

For those of you who asked for the Post I made and could not modify when I wanted to, please go to Thread: Is NVS a dating site, I spelt scrolling (scrowling), I know, terrible isn’t it.

Big-K, no hard feelings, apologies for the rudeness. Amy, thanks, I look forward to that day and I hope I come out alive.

Thanks again.

Thanked by: .bebi, Alexa, Amy, Bunch17, Dimaanu, elgaxton, JeTaime, Oloye, Rose, sandylomo, Showcase, UncleTisha, Vade Mecum

Amazing indeed!

Next time I will beg God for a huge d**K.....plus to be born into the 'favored' tribes of Israel.....God's own chosen people.

YouTube- Leann Rimes - Amazing Grace

[denker]

Babine...Babine....Babine, nwanyioma...wats up...am confused..

Originally Posted by denker

Babine...Babine....Babine, nwanyioma...wats up...am confused..

My darling denker...please don't be confused O!
This is the easiest 12 hours of "holiday" work I have ever made in my life. Sleep almost landed me on the floor from my chair and I decided to go digging for old interesting thread since no berra around.
Now sleep has been driven from my eyes, I am not caught laughing to myself by my co-workers.
Please pray for me and the next one and a half hours of pure idleness.

Love making problem

This thread na 'awarahwarah'

Efiah-wah-wah-fiah-fiah!!!!.........as one of my Esan dudes observing a sumptious ikebe would exclaim those days.....

This is very easy. Too easy. Brush your teeth properly first of all. Because you are new to this, you need some practice. When she is doing it to you, you also will do it to her. It is possible at the same time. You said you liked it when she did it to you and I think what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. If you cannot do this then tell her and you'll both agree to agree or disagree. It's good to try though. BTW, it's also good for the skin. Goodluck.

Very important brush your teeth O! Some guys will just carry that their 'egusi' soup mouth with all the pepper in this world, and bitter leaf hanging around their teeth, come take am roast your labia kpata-kpata......hey. ....Not to mention all the cutlass bia-bia around their mouth. God help you!!!!

A man after my heart I swear.......star 69. Some barry please re-dial!!!!

Do me a do you O!

YouTube- P-Square - Do Me

"Report Post" Terrorists......

TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

[lateesha]

Very important brush your teeth O! Some guys will just carry that their 'egusi' soup mouth with all the pepper in this world, and bitter leaf hanging around their teeth, come take am roast your labia kpata-kpata......hey. ....Not to mention all the cutlass bia-bia around their mouth. God help you!!!!

Now this is funny!
OSANOBUA!
The rate at which their bia bia sprout is so annoying.
Kiss man for night,he's smooth as a baby's bottom, place your face against the same man by 6 AM the ffing day the chooku chooku wey go chook you for face like coconut grater.
The thing fit give somebody wound.

Originally Posted by lateesha

Now this is funny!
OSANOBUA!
The rate at which their bia bia sprout is so annoying.
Kiss man for night,he's smooth as a baby's bottom, place your face against the same man by 6 AM the ffing day the chooku chooku wey go chook you for face like coconut grater.
The thing fit give somebody wound.

You this Latee ehn?
You are getting waaaaaaaaay too rotten on the NVS....

That 'chooku-chooku' no funny at all.......
Everyone will be asking you....did you fight a lion?
The tribal marks you will acquire from the brushing incident will put even the "Akintolas" out of your blessed memory.....

Originally Posted by Auspicious

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Why did anyone bother reporting the post @ 110?

I don't think the Author has stepped out of line - yet.

Hopefully the Author's comment isn't inspired by the same old vanity.

And if it is, it will be readily tackled like the ones that came before it.

Auspicious.

Good...you were kicked ourra the thread too.

Ye ye dey boom!