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So You smoke IGBO Ehn??!!!!

Posted Nov 13, 2009 at 06:20 PM by E_Pluribus_Unum

E no easy to smoke blaze again, ehn?

I remember the good old days, wey with 100 card man, go blaze chop without let or hindrance.

O boi things don change.

Hmm let me see,

Well firstly I consider it my duty to notify you of the drastic change in the pricing of your favorite herb.

This artificial jack up is a s a result of the concerted efforts of the “Gofamint” to limit/ curtail/ curb (ati be be lo) the accessibility to...
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The Invisible Spectrum

Posted Jul 16, 2009 at 11:39 AM by E_Pluribus_Unum

Title :- The invisible spectrum.


Crouched behind the seemingly massive oil drums, the wind giving chilling caresses to my skin, my heart is thumping wildly.

My imbedded radio crackled in a whisper
“This is eagle one to team leader, I have a visual on the target with three unknown subs, awaiting orders”.

Abel had arrived!

This was the moment; I could feel the adrenaline surging through my blood stream. “All eagles this...
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Beware of me!!!

Posted Apr 11, 2009 at 06:43 PM by E_Pluribus_Unum

I can’t take it any more.

Most of the inhabitants and residents of Lagos state are either Christians or Muslims, who love to appear devout to family members, colleagues, and friends.

My problem – Is it so hard to obey the simple tenets of individual religions which say obey the laws of the land?

When I was learning the intricacies of driving, my instructor repeatedly told me over and over, all the people you see on the road are mad, you are the only...
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Coca Cola Could BE DANGEROUS!!!

Posted Apr 11, 2009 at 06:43 PM by E_Pluribus_Unum

Look before you drink!!!

Today I am sad because I have been disappointed by a brand which I believed was actually as concerned about me, as I personally am.

The romance with this brand started when I decided (after hearing preaching of the ills of excess sugar in the body), to switch to soda water instead of my usual sugar laden beverages, & it was a blissful love until to my greatest surprise and chagrin, I discovered some Unidentified Floating Objects in my corked...
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Rumblings Of Insanity

Posted Apr 11, 2009 at 06:41 PM by E_Pluribus_Unum

“Welcome to another freedom session. How was your day?”

“Tiring, stressful, I am so frustrated I can’t take this anymore”.

“Now now that just for a time very soon all will change.
Say after me, I am in charge of my life and I do things I want to do”.

“I am in charge of my life and I do things I want to do”.

“Yeah that’s right. You are in the driver’s seat”.
“So what happens when you stop worrying and all and just chill, living...
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