Akwoi woni magana
No be my yown
Posted Oct 10, 2009 at 08:02 PM by emj
No be me get am, no be my yown..i swear oga madam, dis girl just wan hook me.....
Dat's Okon arguing with his oga madam...Oga madam, i swear he no fit be my yown. Nah only once i be touch am, and even self, i was a bit tipsy wen i bin do am.
Madam: Talk true okon, u bin touch ekaette or u no touch am?
Okon: eherm, ehrm, i bin touch am small.
Madam: When u bin touch am, did u wear condom?
Okon: Madam, there was no time to wear am, we bin do, and i bin pull my something comot, i no pour.
Madam: Nah how u take sure say u no pour inside am..sebi u bin talk say u bin dey a bit tipsy?
Okon: Eherm oga madam, i no be small pikin, na laik dat i dey do my thing, she suppose to know ke.
Madam: She suppose to know wetin? who's older, u abi ekaette?
Okon: Na me ma, but i no plan am.All my other women sabi wetin to do, some bin dey drink something, i no sabi dis kain wan.
That's the sort of rambling one gets to hear from all class and manner of people ...for the longest of time.
Talking about relationships and sex within and outside marriage....the issue of who's responsibility it is to be sure that everything works out well.
Whose responsibility is it when it comes to safe sex....within and outside marriage? Shld the man or the woman be responsible?
What do u know about contraceptives and conception?
Are you ready for the responsibility which is the end result of unplanned conception?
Sex is meant to be a beautiful soulful thing for some people, whilst it's just another fix/job for some others.
When body dey cash/catch u, se u fit catch/hold body, or na wetin u wan do?
You need to see ur GP or Health care Practitioner who will help guide u as to the method that is best for u...No do it yourself please:
Find below some methods that might work....
Dat's Okon arguing with his oga madam...Oga madam, i swear he no fit be my yown. Nah only once i be touch am, and even self, i was a bit tipsy wen i bin do am.
Madam: Talk true okon, u bin touch ekaette or u no touch am?
Okon: eherm, ehrm, i bin touch am small.
Madam: When u bin touch am, did u wear condom?
Okon: Madam, there was no time to wear am, we bin do, and i bin pull my something comot, i no pour.
Madam: Nah how u take sure say u no pour inside am..sebi u bin talk say u bin dey a bit tipsy?
Okon: Eherm oga madam, i no be small pikin, na laik dat i dey do my thing, she suppose to know ke.
Madam: She suppose to know wetin? who's older, u abi ekaette?
Okon: Na me ma, but i no plan am.All my other women sabi wetin to do, some bin dey drink something, i no sabi dis kain wan.
That's the sort of rambling one gets to hear from all class and manner of people ...for the longest of time.
Talking about relationships and sex within and outside marriage....the issue of who's responsibility it is to be sure that everything works out well.
Whose responsibility is it when it comes to safe sex....within and outside marriage? Shld the man or the woman be responsible?
What do u know about contraceptives and conception?
Are you ready for the responsibility which is the end result of unplanned conception?
Sex is meant to be a beautiful soulful thing for some people, whilst it's just another fix/job for some others.
When body dey cash/catch u, se u fit catch/hold body, or na wetin u wan do?
You need to see ur GP or Health care Practitioner who will help guide u as to the method that is best for u...No do it yourself please:
Find below some methods that might work....
Quote:
http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/bir...ntpregnanc.htm 
Withdrawal
The effectiveness of withdrawal depends upon the man's ability to withdraw his penis from the vagina before he ejaculates. This method does not guarantee that pre-ejaculatory sperm has not been released into the vagina and does not provide protection against AIDS, sexually transmitted diseases, or infections.
Lactational Amenorrhoea Method (LAM)
Women who are breast feeding exclusively may be protected against pregnancy for up to 6 months after the birth if her period has not returned. This method is highly effective when used correctly. LAM works by preventing an egg from being released from your ovary. Once you begin to feed your baby food other than breast milk, or when your period returns you need to choose another method of birth control.
The Pill
The pill is the first contraceptive that most women think of when considering birth control. Today the pill is available as combined oral contraceptives (COC) which contain both estrogen and progestin, or in progestin only pills (POP) which contain only progestin.
Interuterine Devices (IUD)
The IUD has experienced some bad publicity in the past when the Dalkon Shield was associated with a high incidence of pelvic infections, infertility, and some deaths. However, today's IUDs have one of the lowest failure rates of any contraceptive method. An IUD is a T-shaped device that is inserted into the uterus by a health care professional. There are two types of IUD available, the Paragard CopperT 380A which protects against pregnancy for 10 years, and the Progestasert Progesterone T which must be replaced every year. The IUD is an appropriate choice for those in long term monogamous relationships who are not at high risk for sexually transmitted diseases or infections.
Diaphragm
The diaphragm is available by prescription and is sized by a health care professional to ensure a proper fit. The diaphragm works by covering the cervix with a dome-shaped rubber disk with a flexible rim to prevent sperm from entering the uterus. A spermicidal is applied to the diaphragm before insertion to kill sperm. The diaphragm may be left in place for 6 hours, however for repeated sexual intercourse or intercourse after 6 hours spermicide should be inserted into the vagina while the diaphragm is still in place. Diaphragms should never be left in for more than 24 hours due to risk of toxic shock syndrome (TSS).
Cervical Cap
The cervical capis similar to the diaphragm. It is a soft rubber cup with a roundedrim and is sized to fit, by a health car professional, tightly around the cervix. Like the diaphragm, spermicide is required with the cervical cap. It protects against pregnancy for 48 hours and for multiple acts of sexual intercourse during this time. Prolonged use (over 48 hours) may increase the risk of TSS and can produce a foul odor or discharge.
An Important Message About Condoms
Condoms should always be used, in addition to any other birth control methods, by anyone who is not in a long term monogamous relationship. Care should be taken not to use oil-based lubricants (petroleum jelly, lotions, or baby oil) with latex or lambskin condoms as they can weaken the material.
Women today have the choice of using the traditional male condom, or using the female condom. The RealityŽ condom is approved by the FDA and is shaped similar to the male condom. The closed end has a flexible ring that is inserted into the vagina, up to 8 hours before sexual intercourse, while the open end remains partly outside the vagina. The female condom should never be used at the same time your partner is using a male condom.
Condoms, whether male or female, are intended for one-time use and should never be reused. If the cost of condoms is an issue for you, visit your local family planning clinic. Many family planning clinics will happily give you as many condoms as you need.
Don't Be Fooled
Maybe you have heard that you cannot get pregnant on your period, or if you don't have an orgasm, or if your partner pulls out before ejaculation that pregnancy won't occur--these are not true! Perhaps someone has told you that douching will wash away the sperm before pregnancy can occur. Not only does douching not work to prevent pregnancy, it can also lead to pelvic inflammatory disease and increase your risk of other STDs and infections. Don't be fooled--the only 100% effective method of preventing pregnancy is abstinence.
Withdrawal
The effectiveness of withdrawal depends upon the man's ability to withdraw his penis from the vagina before he ejaculates. This method does not guarantee that pre-ejaculatory sperm has not been released into the vagina and does not provide protection against AIDS, sexually transmitted diseases, or infections.
Lactational Amenorrhoea Method (LAM)
Women who are breast feeding exclusively may be protected against pregnancy for up to 6 months after the birth if her period has not returned. This method is highly effective when used correctly. LAM works by preventing an egg from being released from your ovary. Once you begin to feed your baby food other than breast milk, or when your period returns you need to choose another method of birth control.
The Pill
The pill is the first contraceptive that most women think of when considering birth control. Today the pill is available as combined oral contraceptives (COC) which contain both estrogen and progestin, or in progestin only pills (POP) which contain only progestin.
Interuterine Devices (IUD)
The IUD has experienced some bad publicity in the past when the Dalkon Shield was associated with a high incidence of pelvic infections, infertility, and some deaths. However, today's IUDs have one of the lowest failure rates of any contraceptive method. An IUD is a T-shaped device that is inserted into the uterus by a health care professional. There are two types of IUD available, the Paragard CopperT 380A which protects against pregnancy for 10 years, and the Progestasert Progesterone T which must be replaced every year. The IUD is an appropriate choice for those in long term monogamous relationships who are not at high risk for sexually transmitted diseases or infections.
Diaphragm
The diaphragm is available by prescription and is sized by a health care professional to ensure a proper fit. The diaphragm works by covering the cervix with a dome-shaped rubber disk with a flexible rim to prevent sperm from entering the uterus. A spermicidal is applied to the diaphragm before insertion to kill sperm. The diaphragm may be left in place for 6 hours, however for repeated sexual intercourse or intercourse after 6 hours spermicide should be inserted into the vagina while the diaphragm is still in place. Diaphragms should never be left in for more than 24 hours due to risk of toxic shock syndrome (TSS).
Cervical Cap
The cervical capis similar to the diaphragm. It is a soft rubber cup with a roundedrim and is sized to fit, by a health car professional, tightly around the cervix. Like the diaphragm, spermicide is required with the cervical cap. It protects against pregnancy for 48 hours and for multiple acts of sexual intercourse during this time. Prolonged use (over 48 hours) may increase the risk of TSS and can produce a foul odor or discharge.
An Important Message About Condoms
Condoms should always be used, in addition to any other birth control methods, by anyone who is not in a long term monogamous relationship. Care should be taken not to use oil-based lubricants (petroleum jelly, lotions, or baby oil) with latex or lambskin condoms as they can weaken the material.
Women today have the choice of using the traditional male condom, or using the female condom. The RealityŽ condom is approved by the FDA and is shaped similar to the male condom. The closed end has a flexible ring that is inserted into the vagina, up to 8 hours before sexual intercourse, while the open end remains partly outside the vagina. The female condom should never be used at the same time your partner is using a male condom.
Condoms, whether male or female, are intended for one-time use and should never be reused. If the cost of condoms is an issue for you, visit your local family planning clinic. Many family planning clinics will happily give you as many condoms as you need.
Don't Be Fooled
Maybe you have heard that you cannot get pregnant on your period, or if you don't have an orgasm, or if your partner pulls out before ejaculation that pregnancy won't occur--these are not true! Perhaps someone has told you that douching will wash away the sperm before pregnancy can occur. Not only does douching not work to prevent pregnancy, it can also lead to pelvic inflammatory disease and increase your risk of other STDs and infections. Don't be fooled--the only 100% effective method of preventing pregnancy is abstinence.
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To me i blame both parties cos when bodi dey catch dem, dem no know say na the end result be that? I begi. dey say eye wey dey cry dey see road o. condom or no condom i believe say na abstaince naim be the baba.Posted Oct 14, 2009 at 09:41 AM by rina
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It's easy for women to abstain but not same for men...from what i heard...hmmm
Posted Oct 15, 2009 at 02:12 AM by emj -
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I dont know if u watched The Recent Oprah Show ...she had some women on the program who were infected deliberately by a man who has HIV AIDS...they believed him when he said to them that he's clean...they are in their late 40s to early 50s......they were really taken in by the guy. He's going to do time for it...but then, they are left with the status
Posted Oct 23, 2009 at 02:33 AM by emj
