I know no other love
Like your love for me
You became my man
Made me your woman

Even if I have nothing else
I know your love will last
And that’s all I really need
A promise of you loving me

So whenever you need me
I’ll be there for you always
When the darkest times come
I’ll shelter you in my warmth

This one thing I guarantee
My love you’ll always see
Cos I know no other...

1. LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
2. LWKMD - Laugh wan kill me die
3. MIDG - make i dey go
4. WGYL - we go yarn later
5. IGA - I gbadun am
6. ICS - I can't shout
7. DJM - Don't jealous me
8. WBDM - Who born d maga
9. UDC - U de craze
10. NUS - Na u sabi
11. WSU - who send u
12. OSABZ - over sabi
13. ITK - I too know
14. WDH - wetin dey happen
15. NDH - nutin dey happen
16. FMJ - free me jo
17. BBP - bad bele...

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE...Happy Reading!!!

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be...

So we went to see this movie today and I laughed my head off, it was hilarious or I tot so. They used so many rude words and you know how funny something is when you're not expecting it? Yeah, like that.

The actors were talented and engaging. Nice to see Izzie from Grey's Anatomy on the big screen and Gerard Butler has always been a favourite eye candy. Their chemistry worked very well and so we could feel their emotions. I also like that there was no nudity or excessive sex...

These are the answers to Punning questions in the lounge. Go there...

Answers:

1. hardened criminal
2. Luna tick
3. writ race
4. weredoe
5. track record
6. sound business practice
7. Liverpool
8. food poisoning
9. square roots and cube roots
10. Authoritis
11. the book
12. people of vision
13. time table
14. blew me away
15. spoiled milk
16. lice
17. band width...