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The Ice Lady

Posted Oct 17, 2009 at 06:06 PM by emj (Sharaffing)

She has no feelings for anyone. She's just so cold and selfish....Arrrrrrrrgggghhhh. You will think that she will spare a thought for us mere mortals, iro nla, no way, she just does her thing...so insane walahi.

Okay now b4 ur mind run wild...it is friggingly cold..haba, we are in Fall, not yet winter and everywhere is just so cold in North Pole...from east to west, north to south same story, ki ka de? Na wetin?

There we were thinking that we still have some weeks left...
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You Must Be Kidding

Posted Oct 16, 2009 at 11:42 PM by emj (Sharaffing)

Oh yea, wats with u dis crazy woman...laughing so hard and cant stop.
Okay, i only stopped to catch my breathe and almost ran into another pedestrian....i was watching those skyline ads and got carried away.

I'm so hooked on watching adverts. I like very funny ones. Most of the time prefer to be guessing till the AHA moment..i.e...when it begins to make sense...some adverts starts off with u trying to guess...
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Don't quit

Posted Oct 14, 2009 at 10:14 AM by rina

David encouraged himself in the lord so am I and hope this will also help someone who is planning to quit after waiting a long time for joy to come.

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and debts are high,
And you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit…
Rest if you must—but don’t you quit.

Life is queer with its twists...
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What next for the Ex-militants from the Niger Delta? Is the FG capable?

Posted Oct 14, 2009 at 12:29 AM by N.A.R. (From my minds Eye...)

What next for the Ex-militants from the Niger Delta? Is the FG capable?

On my recent trip to Lagos, I noticed a uniformed force on the roads that assisted with the direction of traffic. I thought there were local government officials, but my brother clarified: No, they are members of the OPC, they have more or less be transformed to a civic force that assists the Lagos state government with various activities, one main one, Traffic control and dealing with Lagos chaotic traffic jams....
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No be my yown

Posted Oct 10, 2009 at 08:02 PM by emj (Sharaffing)

No be me get am, no be my yown..i swear oga madam, dis girl just wan hook me.....

Dat's Okon arguing with his oga madam...Oga madam, i swear he no fit be my yown. Nah only once i be touch am, and even self, i was a bit tipsy wen i bin do am.

Madam: Talk true okon, u bin touch ekaette or u no touch am?
Okon: eherm, ehrm, i bin touch am small.
Madam: When u bin touch am, did u wear condom?
Okon: Madam, there was no time to wear am, we bin do, and...
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