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			<title>Time To Say Goodbye</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
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This blog post is special for 1.5 reasons. 
 
The 0.5 of a reason is that it's my 100th post. If you don't understand why I call this 0.5 of...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>All,<br />
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This blog post is special for 1.5 reasons.<br />
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The 0.5 of a reason is that it's my 100th post. If you don't understand why I call this 0.5 of a reason, check out my blog post here:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/blogs/shoko-loko-bangoshe/commemorations-commemorations-1103/" target="_blank">http://nigeriavillagesquare.com/foru...orations-1103/</a><br />
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But the more important reason is that this will be my last post on this blog. Yeah, after today, I'm packing my bags and shutting up shop on 'The Thoughts of Chairman Shoko'.<br />
<br />
Why have I decided to end this blog? I'll tell you that it's definitely not because I've run out of things to blog about. In fact, my head is overrun with so many different thoughts and ideas that I don't know where to begin.<br />
<br />
But for some reason, I just don't feel up to maintaining this blog any more. Perhaps it's because I don't have the time; perhaps it's because I don't feel that this is the best medium to blog on. I'd thought about simply resting for a while then returning, but I'm pretty sure that that's not going to happen.<br />
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So I'd like to thank all those who've stopped by, whether to comment, disagree, sympathise, shake your head in wonder, or just simply to read and enjoy. I think it's pretty impressive that something I started on a whim ran to 100 posts and was good enough to attract your interest. The blog will still be around, so if ever you feel like reliving any of the posts, do feel free to stop by.<br />
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Cheers,<br />
<br />
S.</div>

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			<title>My experience with shaving</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:54:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[When I was younger in secondary school, it was a big thing to be able to announce to your peers that you too had joined the elite group of 'bia-bia'...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>When I was younger in secondary school, it was a big thing to be able to announce to your peers that you too had joined the elite group of 'bia-bia' sporters. You could pluck the few isolated hairs on your chin with smugness, while your friends whose chins were still as smooth as a baby's bottom would look on enviously. There were all kinds of crazy things that people did to hasten the appearance of that first hair; I recall that one suggestion was to regularly use methylated spirit, as this would somehow clear away the debris that was stopping the hair from emerging.<br />
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Had I known of the (quite literal) pain that would follow as the concomitant of having a beard, I would gladly have stuck to having my chin as smooth as it was when I was born. For I was introduced into the crazy world of shaving, where you have to deal with cuts, bumps and itching.<br />
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Of course, I didn't immediately jump into shaving - why would I want to shave something that I had waited all my life to grow? But I soon realised that having a beard was a hassle - either I had to keep on combing it to keep it looking good, or I ended up looking like a wild-eyed madman with the beard all tangled. It didn't help that I couldn't resist stroking, pulling or scratching the beard. So - away it had to go.<br />
<br />
My first encounter was using depilatory powder, where I had to mix the cream with water, apply the mixture to my face, and scrape it off. One of the more popular powders was called 'Magic', which magically seemed to be able to remove hair without any sharp edges involved. Unfortunately, there were two problems which ended my use of the powder. One was that it had an terrible smell when mixed with water; the other was that on more than one occasion, it led to my face swelling up.<br />
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Then I tried using razor blades. But my lack of experience, and the unavailability of good razors meant that my face ended up looking like a battlefield of cuts, tissue and scars. I wasn't really keen on the whole messy wetness. So that didn't last long.<br />
<br />
Then I tried electric shavers, which were great - they were fast, dry, and relatively pain free. The problem is that they never really gave me a really smooth shave. But that was OK, until I realised that an OK shave for me meant a really itchy and scratchy experience for someone else.<br />
<br />
So I'm back to razor blades again, and I've grown to love the smooth shave so much that I've become quite uncomfortable with even a day-old growth. However, from time to time, I still long for a beard... it would be great to have one which was as soft as silk but which also sprang back into shape after had been stroked, pulled and scratched...</div>

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			<title>A New Date to Celebrate Nigeria</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:46:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[So once more, we're coming up to National Day, October 1, when all other cares and worries of the world take a back seat as we celebrate all things...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>So once more, we're coming up to National Day, October 1, when all other cares and worries of the world take a back seat as we celebrate all things Nigerian. We flock to the streets in green and white, play 'Arise O Compatriots', and make merry as we eat jollof rice with dodo and chicken.<br />
<br />
But why October 1? Sure, it was the date that we were gifted political independence by the British, but I honestly do not believe that its significance is felt viscerally by many present day Nigerians who were not born when the event happened. It wasn't even as if we fought tooth and nail for the 'independence' that we obtained - and how can you value something you didn't fight for?<br />
<br />
In the light of this, I've been thinking of other dates that we could use to celebrate Nigeria. Here are some options:<br />
<br />
<b>January 1:</b> This celebrates the amalgamation of Nigeria in 1914. The problem is also that this is too far in the past to have any meaning to many people.<br />
<br />
<b>January 15:</b> The date of the first military coup in 1966. I don't see much to celebrate about a coup; besides, the military has already appropriated this for their Remembrance Day.<br />
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<b>January 12:</b> The end of the civil war in 1970. This should be a good date to emphasise the themes of reconciliation and peace, but invoking memories of the civil war on the date we celebrate Nigeria is probably not a good idea.<br />
<br />
<b>February 13:</b> The assassination of Murtala Muhammed in 1976. This was a very shocking event at the time, but ultimately, it didn't really change the course of history (Muhammed's plans to handover in 1979 were still fulfilled). And again, I don't know that celebrating Nigeria on the date that a Nigerian leader (and hero, in the eyes of many) would be considered a good idea. <br />
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<b>June 12:</b> The date of the presidential elections to choose Babangida's successor in 1993. Significant, because these elections were the freest and fairest we'd seen in a long time, and I still believe that if Babangida had let the results stand, he would have a much better public image than he has today. But for many people, June 12 also invokes memories of sadness, of how their mandate was stolen from them. A date to be happy about? I think not.<br />
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<b>May 29:</b> The so-called 'Democracy Day'. I'm not even going to dignify this idea with a comment.<br />
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So it doesn't look like there are many good candidate dates to choose. Perhaps this is an indication that there really hasn't been much to celebrate in Nigeria over the last 49 years of its 'independence'... actually, wait - there is a date I think most people will agree with, and that's this date:<br />
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<b><font size="4"><font color="Green">August 3</font></font></b><br />
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See if you can guess why. :)</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Shoko's Music (II): Special Female Voices]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:44:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The other day, Mulan and I were having a chat about female singers with distinctive voices. Whitney Houston's name came up; so did Sade Adu's, as did...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The other day, Mulan and I were having a chat about female singers with distinctive voices. Whitney Houston's name came up; so did Sade Adu's, as did Tracy Chapman's. The discussion got me thinking about other female singers with voices which were so distinctive that you could spot them in a hundred-person choir. It's not as easy as it sounds, because most people trying to make a career of singing tend to model their voices on successful singers' voices rather than doing their own thing. But two voices stand out for me. <br />
<br />
The first singer is <b>Heather Small</b>, who was the front person for the incredibly successful British dance group M-People, who gave the music world songs like <b>'Search For The Hero'</b> and <b>'Open Your Heart'</b>. But the song I'll choose to showcase Ms. Small's voice is my favourite - <b>'Moving On Up'</b><br />
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<img src="styles/webpoint/misc/film_go.png"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UtbwLksPBw" target="_blank" title="YouTube - M People - Moving On Up" >YouTube - M People - Moving On Up</a><br />
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Morcheeba were another British trip-hop group who had modest success in the nineties, (though they never achieved the popularity of M People). Their lead singer, <b>Skye Edwards</b> has a voice that I'd probably describe as husky, dreamy or sultry, and which I would definitely describe as distinctive. Here she is, singing on the opening track from their 'Big Calm' album, <b>'The Sea'</b>.<br />
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			<title>Third Time Lucky</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You know the old saying - "if at first you don't succeed..." Well obviously, it's harder to practice than to understand. Nevertheless, persistence...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>You know the old saying - "if at first you don't succeed..." Well obviously, it's harder to practice than to understand. Nevertheless, persistence does have its rewards - and a case in point is the eventual triumph of Malam Bacai Sanha who has succeeded in his third bid to become the elected president of Guinea-Bissau, and who took office just a week ago.<br />
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Sanha had been president before in 1999, but only in a caretaker capacity. He did run for president in the elections to choose his successor, but he was roundly and soundly defeated by his challenger, Kumba Yala. However, Yala proved to be unstable and was subsequently sacked by the military. Again Sanha saw his chance to run, and again he was defeated in 2005 by Joao Vieira, also another former president.<br />
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At this point, most people would have concluded that the Fates were not aligned with their desires, donned the garb of an elder statesman and retired to their farm. But Sanha nursed the spark of ambition, and his chance came again when Vieira was gunned down and hacked to death four years later. Sanha girded his loins, and in a rematch of the election ten years ago he ran against Yala - and he won.<br />
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Now I know you are probably saying "So - what are all these old men doing running against each other time and time again when they shoud be allowing younger people to take their place? In fact, why should I give an ant's anus what happens in Guinea-Bissau, when Obama didn't even visit it on his recent tour of Africa?" But to ask those questions is to miss the point entirely. This is about the triumph against adversity; this is about never burying your dreams, but keeping hope alive; this is about believing in  yourself, even though circumstances may say otherwise.<br />
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Congratulations, Malam Sanha!!! :hail: :hail: :hail:</div>

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			<title>Names and Places (I)</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:56:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>If you ask most people who are somewhat conversant with US geography the capitals of the following states: 
 
- Illinois; 
 
- Florida; 
 
-...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>If you ask most people who are somewhat conversant with US geography the capitals of the following states:<br />
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- Illinois;<br />
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- Florida;<br />
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- Michigan;<br />
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- New York;<br />
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- California;<br />
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- Texas;<br />
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- Pennsylvania;<br />
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you might probably get the following answers:<br />
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- Chicago;<br />
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- Miami;<br />
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- Detroit;<br />
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- New York;<br />
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- Los Angeles (or San Francisco);<br />
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- Houston;<br />
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- Philadelphia;<br />
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<br />
And every one of those answers would be wrong. The answers are below in random order: see if you can match the state to the capital. :)<br />
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- Albany<br />
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- Austin<br />
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- Harrisburg<br />
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- Lansing<br />
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- Sacramento<br />
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- Springfield<br />
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- Tallahassee<br />
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<br />
In fact, America has a very strange habit of making relatively unknown towns the capitals of its states. I asked about this once, and I was told that the idea was to remove government as far as possible from the 'corrupting influence' of businessmen (who were likely to reside in the big cities).<br />
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I guess Nigerian leaders must have been thinking of that when they decided to move the capital of Nigeria to Abuja. But power has an irresistible scent... even if you dig a hole a mile deep in the middle of Antarctica and put the capital of Nigeria there, businessmen looking for favours and contracts would still troop to the place.</div>

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			<title>Ruminations of an old-time online forumite</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:45:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The interest I have for hearing the views of people I have never met goes back a long, long way to when I used to listen to 'Focus on Africa' on the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The interest I have for hearing the views of people I have never met goes back a long, long way to when I used to listen to 'Focus on Africa' on the BBC. I would hear the presenter read out one letter after the other criticising politicians, rebels or even the BBC itself. It made me think "Wow! So all these people out there have all these different opinions!" It wasn't long before I ventured to dip my toe in the water and send my own letters to the BBC. The toe-dipping eventually became a full blown swimming adventure, as I became a regular correspondent and even had some of my letters read out. <br />
<br />
But something was missing. Only a fraction of letters were ever read out, because of the time limitations. And the letters were really just announcements, so you couldn't get the correspondent to expand on his views. Oh sure, occasionally, you would have another correspondent reacting to something that a previous correspondent had said, but this was the exception rather than the rule.<br />
<br />
So when I discovered the (now defunct) NigeriaNews online forum where I could post my views and directly correspond with other Nigerians, it was like I had come out of the darkness into the light. Now I didn't have to rely on some central organisation deciding or not whether it should relay what I said to the world - I could speak directly and let my views be known on ethnic and religious conflict, the way to economic prosperity, and the solutions to all of Nigeria's problems.<br />
<br />
I soon discovered that the NigeriaNews forum was too small a community for me, and my message had to reach a wider audience. So I kept on searching, and by chance I found the NigeriaWorld forum which had an even more varied and exciting mix of people. Now I could really go to town and educate everyone on what they needed to know.<br />
<br />
And then I realised several things:<br />
<br />
- On a messageboard, tempers run much higher than in real-life, especially when it comes to issues like ethnicity and religion, and civil discourse flies out of the window;<br />
<br />
- There was a lot of frustration and sadness with the current situation of Nigeria;<br />
<br />
- My views on solving Nigeria's problems were just one of many; the world would not fall down and bow before me, because everyone believed THEIR solution was THE solution;<br />
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- There was no such thing as free speech;<br />
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- There was a lot of ignorant people who were unwilling to let go of their incorrect and prejudiced information;<br />
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- There were also a lot of intelligent and insightful people who passed across a lot of valuable and interesting ideas to me.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
After a while, online discourse began to lose its novelty, especially when I saw that the same old arguments were just being repeated in different versions. And today, I rarely take part in the stock arguments concerning Nigeria's political future. This is not because I don't believe those arguments are pointless; to the contrary, it's because the earlier arguments I was involved in have helped to properly form my views on Nigerian politics. But having served this purpose, there's not really much more to gain by continuing to get involved in these same old arguments.<br />
<br />
So does this mean I will never take part in Nigerian political debate? No; it's just that the topic would have to be a particularly novel and insightful one that has not previously been explored. But given that more and more people are discovering the joys of online forums and want to first express their views on on ethnic and religious conflict, the way to economic prosperity, and the solutions to all of Nigeria's problems, I think more obscure topics will have to take a back seat for a while.</div>

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			<title>Anonymous Conversations (IX): Computer Frustrations</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:33:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["OK, let me click on this to create a new document." {click} 
 
{nothing} 
 
"Hmm... no reaction. Let me click again..." {click} 
 
{nothing} 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>"OK, let me click on this to create a new document." <font face="Courier New">{click}</font><br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">{nothing}</font></font><br />
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"Hmm... no reaction. Let me click again..." <font face="Courier New">{click}</font><br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">{nothing}</font></font><br />
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"Ah-ah - what is the matter with this computer? OK, let me try again!" <font face="Courier New">{click} {click}</font><br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">{nothing}</font></font><br />
<br />
Stupid computer!! Show <font face="Courier New">{click}</font> this <font face="Courier New">{click}</font> bloody <font face="Courier New">{click}</font> screen <font face="Courier New">{click}</font> now!!!"<br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">New Document 1 - Please create your new document.<br />
<br />
New Document 2 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 3 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 4 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 5 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 6 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 7 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 8 - Please create your new document.</font></font><br />
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"Grrrrrrrr!!! OK, let me start closing all of these screens down except for one." <font face="Courier New">{click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click}</font><br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">New Document 1 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 2 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 3 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 4 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 5 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 6 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 7 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 8 - Please create your new document.</font></font><br />
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"Ah-ah! Which one now? Abi has this computer crashed? Close, now!" <font face="Courier New">{click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} {click} </font><br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">New Document 1 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 2 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 3 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 4 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 5 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 6 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 7 - Please create your new document.<br />
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New Document 8 - Please create your new document.</font></font><br />
<br />
{Sound of furious, frustrated clicking and swearing}<br />
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<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">{nothing}</font></font><br />
<br />
"Oh, no! It's now closed all the windows. Now I have to do this again!" <font face="Courier New">{click}</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">{nothing}</font></font><br />
<br />
"OK Mr. Computer, you had better co-operate, because I am about get very nasty! Oya - open!" <font face="Courier New">{CLICK}</font><br />
<br />
<font face="Courier New"><font color="Blue">An unexpected error has occurred. The computer is shutting down...</font></font></div>

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			<title>Rod Who?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:01:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>With the death of Michael Jackson over a month ago, the names of the people he had worked with during his career began to pop up in the media. So we...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>With the death of Michael Jackson over a month ago, the names of the people he had worked with during his career began to pop up in the media. So we heard of Berry Gordy, the boss of Motown, where he was first signed to. We heard of Quincy Jones, who masterminded his two phenomenally successful albums, <i>Off The Wall</i> and <i>Thriller</i>. But one name we didn't hear much of was Rod Temperton.<br />
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It's possible that you'll respond by saying <i>Rod Who?</i> You might not have heard of Mr. Temperton, but you might have heard of his work - especially if you've heard this:<br />
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<a href="http://www.vimeo.com/3080028" target="_blank">http://www.vimeo.com/3080028</a><br />
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or this:<br />
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<a href="http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/2674769" target="_blank">http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/2674769</a><br />
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or (most likely) this:<br />
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What intrigues me about the man is the extent to which he has remained out of the limelight even though he has written the songs above as well as many other successful songs. Here's an article which talks about this:<br />
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<a href="http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/1472/Unknown-superstar-from-Cleethorpes-who.1331327.jp" target="_blank">http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/1472/...who.1331327.jp</a><br />
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  <div><b>Unknown superstar from Cleethorpes who wrote Thriller for Michael Jackson</b><br />
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Published Date: 28 January 2006<br />
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<i>He is from Cleethorpes and wrote the title track for the biggest-selling solo album of all time. So why has no-one heard of Rod Temperton? Michael Hickling reports</i><br />
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Rod Temperton wrote Thriller for Michael Jackson which has so far sold 40m copies, outstripping every other solo album.<br />
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Rod also wrote and arranged some of the biggest songs in the recent history of popular music – Give Me the Night, Boogie Nights, Always and Forever and Off the Wall. Not bad for a self-taught musician who used to work in a fish factory in Grimsby.<br />
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Apart from Michael Jackson, Rod has spent a lifetime working with other legends of the business like Quincy Jones, Aretha Franklin, Donna Summer, George Benson and Herbie Hancock. Today all of these stars chorus an identical view – that Rod Temperton is one of the song-writing geniuses of all time. Indeed, some go so far as to say that his influence is so pervasive that it is interwoven with our lives and is like "the air we breathe".<br />
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Even allowing for the usual hyperbole of the music industry, these are extraordinary claims. Especially in the light of the fact that Rod's name rings no bells with the general public. This week, a radio documentary fronted by Paul Gambaccini aims to put the record straight and give Rod Temperton his due. But it took the programme makers four years to persuade him to go ahead. "It's the only time that he has done a programme and been interviewed," says Neil Cowling, the producer for Fresh Air Productions who were commissioned by Radio 2 to do the programme.<br />
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"All the people he has worked with, like Quincy Jones, were so willing to talk, and when Rod heard that all his mates would be in this tribute he thought he might as well take part."<br />
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One problem was finding him. His home is in Los Angeles but he also has properties in the south of France, Switzerland, and Kent and owns an island off Fiji. And they are just the ones they know about. Rod was born in Cleethorpes in 1947, but even years of living in far-flung places have not diluted his regional accent and the cadences which make him sound uncannily like the former Tory leader William Hague.<br />
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Is this son of Cleethorpes honoured in the town of his birth? According to Neil Cowling, he must be one of the richest men to come out of the town. When we put the question to Mike Walton in the press office of North East Lincolnshire Council, he scratched his head. "I think I have heard of the man but only outside a work context. There's certainly no kind of civic acknowledgement of him. I'll do some digging and if I find any more I'll let you know." The digging failed to unearth any more locally about a man who, 30 years after it all began, remains an unknown quantity.<br />
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A trawl of picture libraries and the internet turned up just one ancient fuzzy image of him. When we approached Coalition, the agents representing Rod in London, for a photograph, they asked, "Who? Can you spell that? I'm not sure we do him."<br />
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Where did his music talent spring from? "My father wasn't one to read bedtime stories, and he would put a transistor radio on the pillow in the crib," says Rod. "I would go to sleep listening to Radio Luxembourg. I think that had something to do with it."<br />
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He taught himself to play the drums by skiving off from school when his dad was at work, playing along to the Test Card on the telly. It obviously worked because Ted Gledhill, a former music teacher of Rod's at the De Aston school in Market Rasen, recalls how his pupil formed a group, which did rather well, even though in the early Sixties pop was frowned upon at school. Rod has kept in touch and invited Ted to his home in Switzerland. "He was very unassuming at school and he still is," says Ted.<br />
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After school Rod went to work for Ross Foods in Grimsby and played with a band doing gigs in South Yorkshire. He moved on from frozen fish after answering an advert for a keyboard player (he had switched from drumming) in Melody Maker. The recruiting band, based in Hamburg , was called Heatwave and working with them soon showed up the limitations of Rod's self-taught technique. "I got so bored doing scales and thought, 'you can forget this as a musician player'. But I did have a strong leaning towards writing melody."<br />
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So strong in fact that for the band's first album in 1976 he wrote Boogie Nights. If there is one single number which sums up that era, this is probably it. On the other side of the Atlantic, Quincy Jones liked what he was hearing, and when the two met to talk about working together, they hit it off straight away.<br />
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"I'm from Cleethorpes and he's from Seattle – where's the meeting of minds there?" says Rod. "But as soon as we met it was like I'd known him all my life. I love him to death."<br />
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The two collaborated with Michael Jackson to create his first solo album in four years, Off the Wall, in 1979. How the follow-up, Thriller, came together in 1982 indicates Rod's relish for the challenge of tight deadlines. He had sketched out 35 to 40 ideas, boiled those down to five tunes and then set off with Quincy Jones for Michael Jackson's house to make a demo and put a voice on it. Three of Rod's pieces were eventually selected for recording but what was to be the title track still needed more work.<br />
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Rod went home and wrote down 200 to 300 titles with the favourite being Midnight Men and then went to bed. "In the morning I woke up and said this word 'thriller'. I thought 'this is the title'. I could visualise it. I could see the merchandising." The idea was for Vincent Price to perform a sort of Edgar Allen Poe rap in the vein of a Hammer horror movie at the end of the album.<br />
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The actor and the studio were booked but when the day for recording arrived, there were still no words for Price to read. "I had one verse done," says Rod.<br />
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"Then I started writing more in the back of the taxi to the studio. When we got there I saw a limousine and out stepped Vincent Price, so I told my driver 'go round the back'. I gave the words to the secretary to photocopy. Vincent Price sat down with it and got it in two takes. Amazing."<br />
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Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Rod, in a business famous for bloated egos, is how little success has changed him professionally. One producer, who has been working with him for 30 years says, "He's the same as he was before he was successful, a really, really nice guy."<br />
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Maybe the reason why he has kept his feet on the ground is because he has never entirely stopped working, even though there's no longer any need to earn a crust.<br />
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How does Rod explain the gift that made him a hit machine? "You have to please yourself first. Once you feel the hairs stand up on the back of your hand – you can go for the world. Writing a song is the biggest moment of all. Yesterday it didn't exist. Today it does."<br />
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He is currently working with an up-and-coming English singer-songwriter called Emily Friendship. What does he do when a project is finished? "I watch telly, catch up on the news. Maybe the phone will ring."</div>
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			<title>99.9%</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:25:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The other day, I was doing some cleaning around the flat, and I noticed that the cleaning product I was using claimed to kill of "99.9% of germs". 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The other day, I was doing some cleaning around the flat, and I noticed that the cleaning product I was using claimed to kill of "99.9% of germs".<br />
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Immediately I got to thinking. Why 99.9%? Did they actually do experimentation to verify that this was the exact percentage? If so, why bother? It's not as if there's some anal-retentive out there who is going to want to verify the results of their experiment to see whether the product really does kill 99.9% of germs as opposed to 98.73%.<br />
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And if nobody is going to verify their claim, why stop at 99.9%? Why not just say it kills 100% of germs? After all, I'd rather buy the cleaning product that kills all germs patapata than one which gives amnesty to some, no matter how small the percentage. <br />
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In fact, they shouldn't even stop at 100%. They could declare that it kills 110% of known germs - meaning that it even kills 10% of germs that you don't even know about. After all, you hear of sportsmen and other competitors promising to give 110% or even 150% of their effort.<br />
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Thinking about it some more, perhaps in this age of caring and sensitivity, there may be some advantage to the 99.9% label. Perhaps they don't want to fall foul of PETA - after all, germs are living organisms too. Besides, it shows that the cleaning product is human and error-prone, not brutally and clinically efficient. This will make the potential purchaser more likely to bond emotionally with it.<br />
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OK, I'm 99.9% sure I'm getting carried away in overanalysing this... :eek:</div>

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			<title>Roasted, Grilled and Baked Shoko</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:54:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Usually, when people in Nigeria hear you are going to Europe or America, one of the first things they advise you to do is to "get a sweater", because...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Usually, when people in Nigeria hear you are going to Europe or America, one of the first things they advise you to do is to "get a sweater", because "it's freezing out there". Now this is sensible advice, because it is usually much colder in the West than in Africa. <br />
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But you know what they say - for every rule, there is an exception. And I tell you, right now in Seattle, we are definitely experiencing that exception well well! For the last week or so (especially in the last few days), temperatures have been knocking 35 degrees C (or 95 degrees F). There has been a run on air conditioning units, and hardly a day goes by without there being some report on the news about how the heat is affecting everyone.<br />
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Of course, when you spend most of your time indoors (either in the office or at home), the effect of the heat is muted. However, the full force of the heat was visited on my poor head when riding to work today. It was as if I was riding in a furnace. In fact, when I got to work, the first thing I did was to shut my office door and take off my shirt (and I can tell you, I would have taken off a good deal else, were it not for the fact that anyone could barge in at any moment). It took a good fifteen minutes before I could cool down again.<br />
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Even with this, I'm not sure if I should be praying for the heat to disappear... I remember round about December when I was all snowed in, and I prayed for the hot sun to visit us again in Seattle. For all I know, this could be the result of those prayers... :(</div>

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			<title>Gunning for blog post #1000</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:01:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I observed just now that since the inception of Blogville, 992 blog posts have been made. This post you are reading will be blog post 993. 
 
This...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I observed just now that since the inception of Blogville, 992 blog posts have been made. This post you are reading will be blog post 993.<br />
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This means that we're just seven posts away from blog post 1000.<br />
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I wonder - <b>who will make it?</b> It could be Emj, since she posts in bursts. It might be Ph3y, Shinycoin or Auspicious, who make posts regularly and are due to make a post soon. It might even be someone who hasn't posted in ages, like Mulan or Soul Sista. Or it could be one of those new villagers who descends from nowhere, makes a blog post and takes off again, never to be seen again.<br />
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Anyway, I am determined that I should be the one to make that post. Why, you may ask? Wasn't I just the person who was <a href="http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/forum/blogs/shoko-loko-bangoshe/commemorations-commemorations-1103/" target="_blank">complaining about commemoration of significant milestones or anniversaries</a>? Well, the plan is that I will make that post, but I will fail to mention anything about it being the thousandth post. In this way, I will have struck a blow for those like me who are fed up of hearing the 10th this, the 50th that or the 100th whatever.<br />
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So I'm going to be monitoring the blog section like a hawk so that I can slip in my uncelebratory blog post... and it's up to you commemoratophiles to stop me... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:</div>

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			<title>Commemorations, commemorations...</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:11:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>So the fortieth anniversary of the moon landing (yes, it really did happen, you conspiracy theorists) has come and gone... but did we really need to...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>So the fortieth anniversary of the moon landing (yes, it really did happen, you conspiracy theorists) has come and gone... but did we really need to celebrate this?<br />
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After all, we commemorated the 10th, 20th and 25th anniversaries of this event... and we will doubtless be commemorating this again in 10 and 20 years' time.<br />
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What's the point? I'm sure we all know that these things have happened, and moreover with the passage of time, they have become less relevant. Should we spend time commemorating that Ford sold its first car 106 years ago today? Or that the Sandinista movement was founded 48 years ago today? Perhaps we should commemorate the resignation of Vanessa Williams as Miss America, since that happened 25 years ago (and 25 is a number with special significance).<br />
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In fact, with the growing amount of news stories to commemorate, along with the fact that we might begin to start commemorating commemorations, I wouldn't be surprised if in the future, news broadcasts spend the first 15 minutes reeling out the list of commemorations for the day.<br />
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How about we stop looking back to the past and look forward to the future? :(</div>

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			<title>Rebranding and Nigerians</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:58:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Every now and then, certain words and phrases assume a greater currency than usual in Nigeria.  
 
For example, during the 1982 era, there was the...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Every now and then, certain words and phrases assume a greater currency than usual in Nigeria. <br />
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For example, during the 1982 era, there was the word <b>austerity</b>. This was as a result of the cuts in spending by the Shagari government, brought about by the collapse in world oil prices (and some may uncharitably add, the government's mismanagement of the economy). <br />
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Then in 1984-85, there was the phrase <b>essential commodity</b> (aka 'essenco'). This typically referred to goods such as rice, oil and sugar whose importation was licensed by the Buhari regime and which were sold at controlled prices. I'm not quite sure why they were regarded as 'essential' - perhaps it's because of the artificial scarcity of such products after they disappeared into the black market produced by attempting to control prices. <br />
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The Babangida government introduced quite a few phrases, such as <b>human face</b> (referring to his promise to soften the 'harsh' face of his predecessors' War Against Indiscipline), <b>a little to the left, and a little to the right</b> (referring to his licensing of two political parties which were supposedly slightly conservative and liberal) and <b>credibility gap</b> (arising from the perception that there seemed to be a difference between what he said and what he did). There were also other words and phrases like <b>parcel bomb</b> and <b>radiculopathy</b>, but I won't go into those.<br />
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Fast forward to 2009, and the word that seems to have gained currency is <b>rebranding</b>. Presumably, this is because of Information Minister Dora Akunyili's declaration that she would reform Nigeria's image. Predictably enough, Nigerians are seizing the word and using it in all kinds of strange contexts. For example, instead of telling a lie, people now rebrand the truth. Or instead of spraying air freshener to disperse a bad smell, they now rebrand the scent. Name changes are now personality rebrandings; and news broadcasts are really just a rebranding of current affairs. <br />
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In fact, Nigerians are really much more expert at rebranding that you might think. I remember that when I was still in uni, my battered sandals would tear and I would have to send them for re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-rebranding. Even up till now, I still have a bit of the old rebranding spirit, as I still find it difficult to throw away torn or broken things - but since it's costly repairing these things abroad, I've had to reform that aspect of my behaviour... :(</div>

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			<title><![CDATA['Talks']]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:05:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[So I read in the news a few days ago that Barack Hussein Obama was meeting Dmitri Anatolyevich Medvedev in Moscow for 'talks'. 
 
I also read that...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>So I read in the news a few days ago that Barack Hussein Obama was meeting Dmitri Anatolyevich Medvedev in Moscow for 'talks'.<br />
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I also read that the leaders of the G8 were meeting in L'Aquila in Italy, also for 'talks'.<br />
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My question is - what exactly is the point of all these 'talks'? What exactly are they talking about that can't be discussed by representatatives of these leaders?<br />
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OK, perhaps it's all about publicity. Big men coming together to talk always generates headlines. But what is the point of coming together if all we get is a dry communique which tells us something like "we have decided to co-operate even more closely than we were co-operating before"?<br />
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Even the policy initiatives that are announced are usually initiatives that officials of the various nations must have been working on behind the scenes. You surely don't think that Obama would head off to Russia and announce some major cut in defence spending without clearing it with the State Department officials first, do you?<br />
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I guess these talks are nothing more than the equivalent of opening ceremonies - highly symbolic, but with not much extra value.<br />
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What I (and many others, I'm sure) would love to see would be these leaders holding these talks on an open stage for all to see. They all like to make a big show about connecting with the common man - this would be an ideal opportunity to do that.</div>

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