How is this possible? - Page 2

elgaxton · Dec 4, 2007 , 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by OverLoad

LOL enjoy it while it lasts, cos its most probably an illusion..wait until u meet that person and dem wor-wor pass "atunse"(reconstruction), then u will come back on the square and be talking about how someone looks like a dark version of baboon, with huge lips. Off cos u will gossip about the person with another and we would only get to know when another villager uses it against you or the other person cos they dont like what they are posting or u did something wrong.
Or the flip side, u get friendly with this person , with all the phonetics and all , u both get loved up ,until gen gen, u plan to meet at the mall, you call
"hey" am at the mall what are you wearing"...
The babe goes...."mmmhh what are you wearing"
You say, "Iyam wearing a white packing shat and kango hat, iyam staying by mcdonalds"
Babe Says: Na u b de dark , larged eared one with stone-wash jeans and shirt
You say: Yah!!
*click* .....*flat phone tone*
and you will keep saying *Ehello, Ehello, Ehello...
she don run b dat
Anyway me shaa dey wait for drama to unfold entertainment delight

Okay on an optimistic note, u never know, it might just work...na 1% chance..bt na still chance....so una fit try ya luck...

Abeg u don pour overload of laughter for my body and spirit today!

That highlighted part dey happen on daily basis

Thanks

still laughing

Beam · Dec 4, 2007 , 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

Ikechiji, I would rather go with vision than illusion after all the former can always come to pass if you are serious about it.

Overload, Don't you think 1% is such a poor chance? Are you then suggesting that I should not give it a try? As for my angel looking like an atunse, you may be right but i don't think so. I believe she is beautiful inside as well as outside.

Nigerian, I don't really have a particular physical type. I have dated different sorts of ladies and also I am not one to base a lot on physical attributes. Other things matter more to me.

Mulan, Calist and Beambolla, thanks for your advice. But what would you do if you receive a pm from an NVS brother declaring his love for you? I would appreciate if you are honest. What chances would you give that relationship getting off the ground and sustaining it?

Thank you all.

AV1
The truth ahem!!!!!! ,AV1 I did not contribute to the thread you were directed to so stop stalling and PM the real one, i honestly will be flattered,but AV1 declare your love to the real one and stop stalling there is nothing to fear than fear itself......

honestly go for it, you may be surprised, pm the person in question

elgaxton · Dec 4, 2007 , 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by beambolla

AV1
The truth ahem!!!!!! ,AV1 I did not contribute to the thread you were directed to so stop stalling and PM the real one, i honestly will be flattered,but AV1 declare your love to the real one and stop stalling there is nothing to fear than fear itself......

honestly go for it, you may be surprised, pm the person in question

are u sure you are speaking ur own mind here?

Beam · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by elgaxton

are u sure you are speaking ur own mind here?

elgaxton

what do you mean ? AV1 needs to pm the person in question
and yes i would be flattered, but you see i am not the person in question so i was honest that i would be flattered. I did not elaborate on my answer becos i do not need to since if you read my post i am not the person in question.

AV1 is stalling, elgaxton i am speaking my mind, move out of the way

let AV1 go take care of his business.

Jah Guda · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:05 PM

Falling in Love with someone on this Forum is like falling in love with a newspaper journalist simply because you enjoy her write-ups.

Your current temporary emotional imbalance is not unusual. You need a woman, go clubbing and partying, go to the park, go to places where you can meet women and get yourself a new girlfriend. You have been single for too long and as a result spend too much time on the net. You need a lovely, soft body beside you.

Like the saying goes, “man wen don stay prison for 10 years go cane anything, even grand mama wen nor get teeth”

mulan · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:22 PM

Jah Guda,

Are you the same one that was declaring love at first sight only about 2 months ago? Seems you've gotten over it eh LOL...

BB,

Do you notice that all three of us that AV1 addressed all have signatures? You better be expecting a PM soon.

AV1,

If I get a PM from an NVS brother declaring love like you are doing here, I would be very flattered. If it is from someone I admire in return, then I give it 50-50 chances of going forward. Same as in real life. So go ahead and fire off your PM but bear in mind that your admiree may not like your back and that your own love may be a mirage after all...

Beam · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Jah Guda

Falling in Love with someone on this Forum is like falling in love with a newspaper journalist simply because you enjoy her write-ups.

Your current temporary emotional imbalance is not unusual. You need a woman, go clubbing and partying, go to the park, go to places where you can meet women and get yourself a new girlfriend. You have been single for too long and as a result spend too much time on the net. You need a lovely, soft body beside you.

Like the saying goes, “man wen don stay prison for 10 years go cane anything, even grand mama wen nor get teeth”

Jah Guda

leave AV1 in his comfort zone, he may find love, no one can tell. my dear friend Jah Guda who made you the village shrink

with your dx : Temporary emotional imbalance "{laugh}
Jah Guda you have a way with words the part i highlighted is giving me the giggles

Jah Guda let AV1 try his luck love bites people anywhere, anytime when you less

expect. My friend have faith in the power of love

Beam · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by mulan

Jah Guda,

Are you the same one that was declaring love at first sight only about 2 months ago? Seems you've gotten over it eh LOL...

BB,

Do you notice that all three of us that AV1 addressed all have signatures? You better be expecting a PM soon.

AV1,

If I get a PM from an NVS brother declaring love like you are doing here, I would be very flattered. If it is from someone I admire in return, then I give it 50-50 chances of going forward. Same as in real life. So go ahead and fire off your PM but bear in mind that your admiree may not like your back and that your own love may be a mirage after all...

Mulan

i know, but i think i know who it is, and it is not me he is stalling keep me updated

how are you? i see you are still keeping it real and spreading the love of your bubbly self

stay blessed

.bebi · Dec 4, 2007 , 06:53 PM

AV,there's no harm in trying but have in mind that all may not be like u imagined.
Good luck!

DoubleWahala · Dec 4, 2007 , 07:01 PM

Damn, AV1 actually had almost everyone fooled here.

First of all, the anonymous poster is a 'she', pretending to be a 'he'.

Secondly, the so-called 'problem' of falling in love, is nothing but carefully-contrived clap-trap. Even the first three posts on this thread were made by the same person. And I know who she is. Post # 17 is a dead give-away as to who she really is.

Her 'style' is imprinted all over her posts; she likes to believe she's smart-enough to conceal her tracks by deliberately (and alternatingly) mis-spelling words and/or mixing-up her tenses - all in a bid to throw people off from the scent of her trail, thereby creating the illusion that there are several, different anonymous posters.

She's a well-known villager with a penchant for 'verbal-joustings', but who's been acting a bit subdued of late.

DW

Nigerian · Dec 4, 2007 , 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by DoubleWahala

Damn, AV1 actually had almost everyone fooled here.

First of all, the anonymous poster is a 'she', pretending to be a 'he'.

Secondly, the so-called 'problem' of falling in love, is nothing but carefully-contrived clap-trap. Even the first three posts on this thread were made by the same person. And I know who she is. Post # 17 is a dead give-away as to who she really is.

Her 'style' is imprinted all over her posts; she likes to believe she's smart-enough to conceal her tracks by deliberately (and alternatingly) mis-spelling words and/or mixing-up her tenses - all in a bid to throw people off from the scent of her trail, thereby creating the illusion that there are several, different anonymous posters.

She's a well-known villager with a penchant for 'verbal-joustings', but who's been acting a bit subdued of late.

DW

Well then, who exactly is 'she'? Care to name names?

DoubleWahala · Dec 4, 2007 , 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Nigerian

Well then, who exactly is 'she'? Care to name names?

No, I wont. And you know why? I'll just be giving her the perfect opportunity to yell "blue-murder!!!" and refute my assertions.

You really don't have to think too hard to realize the ID of this lady.

Hint: With the 'criteria' I gave (my last sentence in my penultimate post), you can do a quick 'prunning' of the list', and you'll realise that only one person fits the bill.

DW

Bunch17 · Dec 4, 2007 , 10:03 PM

I wish I would get a PM from D Dubya or Tony.

Jah Guda · Dec 4, 2007 , 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by beambolla

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Jah Guda

leave AV1 in his comfort zone, he may find love, no one can tell. my dear friend Jah Guda who made you the village shrink with your dx : Temporary emotional imbalance "{laugh}
Jah Guda you have a way with words the part i highlighted is giving me the giggles

Jah Guda let AV1 try his luck love bites people anywhere, anytime when you less

expect. My friend have faith in the power of love

Beam,

You have got your emotions the wrong way round. To put it bluntly,

your emotions are terribly mixed up

Lets start from[--] *"the part I highlighted is giving me the giggles"[--]

Emotions here: Rolleyes-Rolleyes[--]Wrong me dear, Emotions here

should should be:LOL-LOL///\\\Big Grin-Big Grin[--]

Next, "my friend, have faith in the power of love" Emotions here:

LOL-LOL-LOL[--]Wrong me dear, Emotions here should be:

Rolleyes-Rolleyes[--]

Your emotions are mixed up, as you can see\~~~~~/

I will go through my diary commitments for the month and book

you in for a session on my couch

*Notice I highlighted the part where you said you have highlighted the

part that gives you the gggls[--]

DoubleWahala · Dec 4, 2007 , 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Anthony Okosun

(a) The anonymous poster is a 'she', pretending to be a 'he'.

(b) She's a well-known villager with a penchant for 'verbal-joustings',

(c) Who's been acting a bit subdued of late

Double Wahala,

I guess, I know the Villager you are talking about ?

My question is, what intention or motive, would make an intellectually

sophisticated professional lady, a well cultured and smart village celebrity

decide to create such a 'test the water' palaver thread ?

“The End justifies the Means” Nicolo Machiavelli

" How praiseworthy it is for a prince to keep his word and live with

integrity rather than craftiness, everyone understands; yet . . . those

princes have accomplished most who paid little heed to keeping their

promises, but who knew how craftily to manipulate the minds of men. –

Nicolò Machiavelli

Now we know the 'MEANS' - crafty manipulation of the minds of men.

WHAT IS THE 'END' . Help me somebody ?

A-N-T-H-O-N-Y OH!!!!!!!!!!

You're di troo son of ya fada!!!

DW

mulan · Dec 4, 2007 , 10:28 PM

GA,

You need to come and unravel this mystery if DW doesn't want to name names...

Jah Guda · Dec 4, 2007 , 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=mulan;4294969319]Jah Guda,

Are you the same one that was declaring love at first sight only about 2 months ago? Seems you've gotten over it eh LOL...

Mulan[--]

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OverLoad · Dec 4, 2007 , 11:00 PM

lmao na oversabi go kill some ppl, i wont be surprised if some of yll go out naked in the cold and start typing on top NVS matter for middle of highway while una cause traffic,acking like eistein and sheetz..lol

...orishirishi sherlock holmes....ofo bante!!!

DoubleWahala · Dec 5, 2007 , 12:11 AM

AV1 is 'suddenly' silent

But why

DW

DoubleWahala · Dec 5, 2007 , 12:40 AM

Bros Anthony, na tru talk you just yarn.

No wahala.

DW