Sex in my dream - Page 2

Beam · Oct 27, 2008 , 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Isho

@ HT what will u call this? this is labelling in my own opinion.

Isho if you know overload you will know she is joking, she is taking the pi**

If you read the whole post you would of noticed the spirit was giving overload the message to give AV1

AV1, to be honest since I am lost for words I wish you Sweet dreams

Dziree · Oct 27, 2008 , 07:28 PM

Gosh, why has everything naija related have to have a spiritual connotation?? Like someone said, it could be something as simple as what AV was feeding her mind with b4 she went to bed

Isho · Oct 27, 2008 , 08:00 PM

@beam...i was just trying to brew some issues...of course i know what Overload can be up to.

MrsChocT · Oct 27, 2008 , 08:23 PM

There is nothing cool about having sex in a dream. I don't know what it means but I know it isn't normal. If it were, I don't think AV would have exhaled here.

AV, you know yourself better than anyone here, so if you feel you've got a problem, then address it head on.

Good luck to you.

ISL · Oct 27, 2008 , 08:58 PM

Hey AV, sorry for inhabiting your dreams, same time tonight?

emj · Oct 27, 2008 , 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Hi, Countess EMJ!

I wonder what the reactions could be like if Ms. Anonymous Villager had had her congo shined regularly in her dreams, by her HUSBAND!

Would it be viewed as bad or good, spiritually speaking? Please enlighten me. I am ignorant.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Ha....oga massa...u asked/axed me a qweshion since last yr..chei, i throwey hard-hat even self my ponpon for ground...i dey greet o....yes sir.

Sir, am also ignorant and learning ni o.....DYOD(it's never easy to explain spiritual things...dats why u will have to approach the throne of grace(talk to God yourself) to receive full understanding sir)....i don't even know what is good or bad, but i know when something is wrong....i am neither a Seer nor a Diviner...i might even be more of a sinner than AV(only God knows who is really his).

What if she prays about the strange occurrence and found out that it was a woman using the face of her husband in the dream to sleep with her?(the master of all deception)

PS>>....yes there are things that happen in dreams as a result of you fantasying(wat with all the threads about the size of 3rd-5th legs in the square and all manner of making sexual....lol), and others Projected into your life through dreams...my previous post has to do with strange dreams/occurences... whereby things gets projected into people's life....study the word of God to gain knowledge....when such keeps re-occurring/happens.

@OL
You didn't remember to tell AV to bring white sand for etutu/sacrifice

You must have worked as an apprentice with Prophet Eliphjat ...see her face, trying to compound Av's shalala

....she does not need such sacrifice..those wia days of ignorance...Jesus paid the price and settled all debts in full...we just need to enter his rest.

On a less than serious note...please enjoy this deception of the highest order

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then
you can choose where to spend eternity.' 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in
heaven,' says the senator. 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse
and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of
contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers:
'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.' So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we
were campaigning.. .

He got recruited abi got diverted ...chei

Ranter · Oct 28, 2008 , 06:05 AM

they should have elections often or change governments in hell like the Japanese or Isrealis.

Abraxas · Oct 28, 2008 , 08:12 AM

Hi, folks!

Please forgive my seemingly oversimplistic reasoning.

I just thought that if a woman, in real life, got her congo shined (regularly) by her HUSBAND, and also observed that her HUSBAND continued with the earth-shatering congo-shining sessioons even in her sleep, then she should be grateful for the privilege of (legitimately) maximizing her enjoyment of sex with her husband: like having the best of two worlds; in real-life and in dreamland! I may be completely wrong.

Seriously, I need guidance, enlightenment, and protection.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

SILOJE · Oct 28, 2008 , 12:30 PM

[quote=Abraxas;]Seriously, I need guidance, enlightenment, and protection.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Oga Abraxas,

To the spiritual (or superstitious, as some may call them), sex is more than a physical thing. There is a connection in the spirit when there is sexual intercourse; it is akin to a blood covenant (which many regard as the highest form of covenant). It is therefore not unusual that one of the easiest ways to transfer spirits is through sexual intercourse.

There is no problem when two people in a marriage covenant have sex because they are already one. As we often say, they consummate their marriage through sex. So there is nothing wrong with a married couple having sex with each other – physically.

But the problem in transferring that into dreams is that we are sometimes subject to spiritual manipulations through that avenue. I have heard and I know that some people get initiated into some spiritual realms in their dreams through sexual intercourse. Such people, if they are married, often have children in the spirit realm (and they see these children in their dreams), whereas they cannot have children in real life.

The problem with assuming or accepting that it is your spouse in real life who had sex with you in your dream, because that was the face you saw, is that the forces in that realm can take on anybody’s image to wreak havoc. People can actually be initiated through sex in their dreams, even when the face they saw having sex with them is a familiar one. It is difficult to explain, but I have spoken with people who claimed that someone was having sex with them in their dreams whom they were having children for, when, in real life, they could not conceive. A particular lady confided that she was pregnant once in her dream for a man but had a miscarriage. She woke up from her sleep, bleeding profusely. And that was two weeks after her monthly period.

As Lady EMJ has said, I believe the word of God can deliver from anything. And I believe that is what our AV sister needs now, more than anything else. She can be free from this spiritual hold, and she can do it herself by committing her life to Christ and the word of God. Honestly, that is the only way I know she can be free.

Anonymous Villager · Nov 3, 2008 , 08:26 PM

This is AV2.

@AV1: Make I tell you well well, dat one na the kain of tins dem dey refer to as "having spirit husband" especially when you enjoy am well well! It's not a joke at all! I would consult some books by Nigerian pastors. Spirit husband real pass real. Let me tell you my own story....

I dreamt very many years ago say I marry in front of barbeash (OL's reference to water) na so my gown fine and was radiant the man sef fine pas Denzel. With my chikito self, na so I go boast tell somebody say Mr. Right is on his way I jus know it as kpe I dream dream. Lemme jus say it took me almost 15 years later to marry after doing some serious binding and loosing and pleading the BOJ (Blood of Jesus). Spirit husband usually manifests when something good is getting ready to come your way. It is a form of hinderance to the impending good. Woh! Oju mi ri ma bo (my eyes saw red)! For that period of about 11 years, I met the worst kind of men anybody will ever want to meet. Including the oloshi that jeeped me of $500.00 (me wey na real Ijebu) anyway, God don already punish dat one naa so make I leave story for Toriola. Thank God after about the 10th year, wisdom or wheda na common sense ni oh kicked in na so I come tell myself like Overload abi na Overload(ed) say e don do! I no date again. Thank you Jesus (TYJ) na so I jus meet the man of my dreams ni sha! We thank God. God is good!

Like Oluwato said, go for a deliverance session or intercessory prayers.

Abraxas · Nov 6, 2008 , 02:52 AM

Hi, folks!

At this rate, we might as well say that it is not nice to enjoy anything good (sex, food, or/and life in general) in one's dreams! In other words, it is better not to have dreams at all in the first place: Right?

Well, this seems to be in head-on conflict with the reasoning of modern day neuro-psychology!

Now, I am thoroughly confused!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Auspicious · Nov 6, 2008 , 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Ayomide

Oluwato, Oluwato, Oluwato!!!

How many times I call ya name???

You go kill me in this village... I believe it now!

Abeg leave the woman o...

O ga ju-ju-ju!

God save us all!

Auspy.

Auspicious · Nov 6, 2008 , 03:01 AM

Hi, Folks!

YESTERDAY..after seeing the chicken up there in my dreams..

I dreamt that I dreamt that I sneezed 7 times consecutively.

And after I opened my eyes, guess who was standing there, smiling at me?

It was nobody but Ms. Oluwato in a white Celetial Church of Christ outfit.

But she had shoes on sha.

I woke up from the dream rightaway, but since it was a dream in a dream, I still had to wake up from the second dream.

I later woke from the second layer of the dream sha.

So, somebody give me an Allelu? Louder please?

Auspy.

Alexa · Nov 6, 2008 , 03:38 AM

About eating in the dream;one of the pastors I had once said that the only time people should get worried about eating in the dream is if the food they are served is wowo food.He said to nyash down proper and eat belleful if the food is correct because God prepares a table before us in the presence of our enemies.I think all the hysterical people coming for prayer stopped after that as they now looked forward to chopping correct food in their dreams.So what type of food are they serving you in your dreams??

heart-thief · Nov 6, 2008 , 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Alexa

About eating in the dream;one of the pastors I had once said that the only time people should get worried about eating in the dream is if the food they are served is wowo food.He said to nyash down proper and eat belleful if the food is correct because God prepares a table before us in the presence of our enemies.I think all the hysterical people coming for prayer stopped after that as they now looked forward to chopping correct food in their dreams.So what type of food are they serving you in your dreams??

It doesn't matter at all whether the food looked nice, ugly, tasted bad or delicious. Whether u ate snakes or tilapia in your dream.. eating in our dreams is not good my dear. i wonder where ur pastor got that idea from.

Besides, God said he will prepare a table before us in the presence of our enemies.. in reality, thus the whole world will witness our progress, joy and riches/wealth. I don't think it's talking abt eating food, moreover in our dreams.

Abraxas · Nov 6, 2008 , 03:40 PM

Hi, Heart Thief!

Originally Posted by Heart Thief

It doesn't matter at all whether the food looked nice, ugly, tasted bad or delicious. Whether u ate snakes or tilapia in your dream.. eating in our dreams is not good my dear. i wonder where ur pastor got that idea from.

Besides, God said he will prepare a table before us in the presence of our enemies.. in reality, thus the whole world will witness our progress, joy and riches/wealth. I don't think it's talking abt eating food, moreover in our dreams.

How are you so sure? I beg, enlighten me, ojare.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Auspicious · Nov 6, 2008 , 03:45 PM

This thread is another proof..

Of how superstitious we are as a people.

Auspicious.

Abraxas · Nov 6, 2008 , 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by Auspicious

This thread is another proof..

Of how superstitious we are as a people.

Auspicious.

Hi, folks!

This thread is proof positive that some people are capable of making absolutely arbitrary statements that cannot be substantiated, and yet they would like to ram such utterances down the throats of their listeners!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

heart-thief · Nov 6, 2008 , 05:08 PM

Each one to his own opinion.

I don't think i gave the impression of imposing my belief/opinion on others.
I only disagreed with Alexa's pastor based on what i also learnt concerning this issue.

Mr. Abraxas, u're free to disagree.

thank you.

Mikky jaga · Nov 6, 2008 , 06:39 PM

The problem is that we are at our most vulnerable moment when we are asleep. We are like dead people that can be manipulated by strange spiritual forces. That is why anything that happens in the dream should be taken with a pinch of salt.

Now, if we believe there are positive and negative forces out there ready to manipulate humans in the sleep, we will understand that it is not the dream we have per se that matters but who we are.

If you are a very spiritual person favourably disposed to positive spiritual forces, your dreams will be influenced by these and whatever the dream may be, you definitely have nothing to worry about.

On the other hand, if you are the type that is normally influenced by negative spiritual forces in real life, then you have something to be afraid of when you dream certain types of dreams.

Generally speaking, those who engage in sinful pleasures (extramarital practices, drunkenness and other vices) are in danger of being manipulated negatively in their dreams.

Oh, e no easy to be pastor o! I hoipe I have said something sha.