Sex in my dream

[Ayomide]

Aussppie....

Sho ara e, man!
Onijogbon

Kaabo...wetin u bring 4rm the windy city. E ku ise Obama o (Welldone)

Originally Posted by Auspicious

O ga ju-ju-ju!

God save us all!

Auspy.

[Ayomide]

@AV2,

You really wrote well. Very true. Kudos to your true story! They say the taste is in the pudding.

I no go write wetin ma korokoro sleepy eyes see for dat kind dream... But suffice it to say, you were luckier o. Because, because, because... wif dem Jazz and orishirishi, the triple oloshi's fit jeep (I like dat ur term, I don hear am before somewhia) more than ur earthly possessions if u fail to throw the Holy Book at them, right there in the dream!!!... Laffta just wan kill me hia.

...Abeg no vex say I just read am. Na true u talk.

[elgaxton]

Originally Posted by OverLoad

AaaaaFeee,

You have A SPIRITUAL HUSBAND ...yes ke..... u prolly have 5 spiritual kids too.....were u doing it under the sea?...is ur hair long??....mammy water oooo....yemoja.......
You need to go to pastor they need to wash ur head 7 times with a dirty sponge an throw it far far away......Yes ke...wit black soap...this spiri-husband will not let u get pregnant ooo in real laif......run to prophetess or better yet prophet Eli, let him lay hands on u and at the same time rub ur boobies.....
You are an "adulterer", you have just commited adultery both in the real world and spiritual world...u cheat on ur spirit husband and ur real-life husband...HELL FIRE is real oo....the end is near......eeeeehhh elijaba jaba....seek ye deliferance......come quick my schild........eeeeeehhhhhh......ajawowo.......dat is da message the spiri is telling me.....mmmmmmhh....eeeeeeiii....


.....

Hahahahahha.... this is the funniest NVSer

[elgaxton]

Sincerely speaking, there's no scriptural backing to the phenomenom of eating and sexing in dreams..... God speaks to us in his word... even if he heas spoken in dreams before it does not mean we should atttribute every single dream to a spiritual interpretation or background...

It's a very simple thing, if a man/woman has been Horny or sex starved, a sex-filled dream is not far from him or her...

Abeg make una tell me if I dey hungry before I goto sleep without eating eventually wetin I go dream about for my sleep? Angels or snakes or what... of course na food.

AV! tell ur husband to improve on his sex life with u, at least by doing the things the man did in the dream... Ho- Ha!

All this quest to interprete every single dream or imagination na him dey cause trouble for most families.

[Abraxas]

Hi, folks!

De t'ing wey dey laugh me pass be sey, even pipul wey say sey dem be Kristyian, dem still dey believe in Mammy Water (and Papi Water), juju, okpo, and similar other Okijaisms! Me sef, I done dey begin to dey wonder whether oyibo Kristyians believe in Mammy Water, too.

Me, {enhen?}, any better woman wey open for me for my dream, {enhen?}, I must to knack am sharp-sharp: without any further delay, whether na my wife or not. I strongly believe that, after the (sweet) wet dream, I shall be fully strenghtened, protected, and guided by the blood of Jeeeeeeesus!

NO evil fashioned against me (by so-called water spirits, and metaphysical senior babes) shall prosper, in the mighty name of Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus! Amem! Glory be! Praise the Lord, praise the Lord! Allahluiyah!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by emj

Hmmm.....interesting to know that you had your Congo thoroughly shined in your dream and that you feel all fuzzy exertam exertam.

AV1 na me did notshine the congo. e sweet you e sweet me no problem. I fit not do am again.

It might interest you to know (that is if you're interested) that you've just been ROBBED.....you had sex with an alien...oho, follow my train of thought please....if the account of your dream is real...you shld feel violated and angry...becos IMHO....one shld really be having and enjoying sex without shame with one's partner and whereby u don't know amounts to Real Robbery...what to do(dat is if u are really serious and don't want a re-occurrence of robbery)....is to rage with Holy Anger.....you see if what u described did happen...you've been robbed spiritually and will need to do Self-Deliverance and if too scared approach the Prayer group in your church.

Emj, She has been robbed of what? If I may ask. Someone shined her congo and she enjoyed it. Her congo is still with her intact. You do not shine a congo and cut it and go with it. Even in real life.
The pastors have made a doctrine of sex and eating in the dream for how the unknoawables appeal to us.
There is no scriptures that talks about sex in the dream. Just like the apostles, we have introduced this and many are running here and there performing ablusion for sins committed in the dream as well.
You battle sins in the phisycal, you are also required to battle sins in the dream where we have little or no controls at all.
I have had all sorts of dreams in this my short life,I have treated them as inconsequential. I have adopted this method because it is very easy for one to complicate his life.
Why does shinning congo in the dream of more weight than doing same in the real world.
Whatever we believe most times affect us. Eckists try to control thier lives with dreams, I hope christians are not peeping into their books to borrow a thing or two out of curiosity. Most operating from the mind think they are already in the spirit realm. It is most tricky here.
Christians might be deducing that if fornication or adultery is sin in real life, it can not be acceptable in the dream. But creating demon and evil spirits out of it, is something no pastor can validate. It is a doctrine.

BTW.....you can be a witch and even Ogbanje without really knowing

An Ogbanje could be one with a problem we have not found a cure for, just like people in the time past attempted curing diseases by syringing out the persons blood in the belief that every sickness is in the blood.

[Mikky jaga]

BTW.....you can be a witch and even Ogbanje without really knowing

Chief Kalu,

Where is Ogbanje written in the Bible? People are talking of real life experiences they could not explain that happened to them after having sex in dreams and here you are saying they are looking into some Eckankar book!

Abeg leave matter for Matthew Aremu, there are many things that happen in life you cannot explain or rationalise! If eating or shining congo in dreams affects you negatively, fight against it and avoid it by all means. Bloooooooooooood of Jeeeessssssssssssus

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

Chief Kalu,

Where is Ogbanje written in the Bible? People are talking of real life experiences they could not explain that happened to them after having sex in dreams and here you are saying they are looking into some Eckankar book!

Abeg leave matter for Matthew Aremu, there are many things that happen in life you cannot explain or rationalise! If eating or shining congo in dreams affects you negatively, fight against it and avoid it by all means. Bloooooooooooood of Jeeeessssssssssssus

Mikki Jagga!!!
You see your life? Emj, na she bring ogbanje for this matter o!! But Ogbanje, we dey see them for fillage. The person dey act like craze person periodically and na mostly women.
The one you read na the last part of my talk, read the ones bolded, you go get my full gist.
Ogbanje na possessed person. Na the way bible dey call am. Na you shine the congo?

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by Chief Kalu

Mikki Jagga!!!
You see your life? Emj, na she bring ogbanje for this matter o!! But Ogbanje, we dey see them for fillage. The person dey act like craze person periodically and na mostly women.
The one you read na the last part of my talk, read the ones bolded, you go get my full gist.
Ogbanje na possessed person. Na the way bible dey call am. Na you shine the congo?

Na you shine the congo?

Chief, I no dey like the kain question you dey ask me. Shine Anonymous congo for dream? I reject am in Jesus' Name. Amem and Amem.. If AV like am well well and there is no adverse reaction, my advice be say make she carry go. But make she tell the husband now say she don get another lover wey sabi pass am. Finish.

[lateesha]

I resisted this topic but fellow villagers me sef don do for dream.
una never do for dream?
if you talk in your dream,sing in your dream,"doing" in the dream is just another activity,ain't it?
and I'm no ogbanje
I have the Spirit of God in me
I just bind and cast the dream lover and his blokoss when I wake up
If na spirit husband,God don kill am finish
The man in the dream is always looking like my own tiger,oga lateesha
One time sef, I shout the final shout sef comot for real life.
I come tell my oga say im hold me for work for my dream
chei lateesha nwa nma!
i di egwu!

[chaos.com]

most people never have sex with their husband in dreams. They do it with their husband in real life.

In your dream you can have sex with movie stars, pop idols and anyone you fancy.
if you have sex with your husband only in dreams, he go run comot fast

[lateesha]

Originally Posted by chaos.com

most people never have sex with their husband in dreams. They do it with their husband in real life.

In your dream you can have sex with movie stars, pop idols and anyone you fancy.
if you have sex with your husband only in dreams, he go run comot fast

I didn't say only in dreams
haba!
how else did we get these kids all over the place?
so people dream of pop stars and movie icons with them on the bed?
My man must be that good then.
I have him in real life and in my dreams
what a catch
This one I have a small crush on Obama maybe na im go appear next time.
abeg no

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by lateesha

I didn't say only in dreams
haba!
how else did we get these kids all over the place?
so people dream of pop stars and movie icons with them on the bed?
My man must be that good then.
I have him in real life and in my dreams
what a catch
This one I have a small crush on Obama maybe na im go appear next time.
abeg no

If na Obama you see for ya dream, abeg shag am well well. The guy na good luck he bring you, no fear at all. Na Prophet Mikky dey assure you so!!

[heart-thief]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

If na Obama you see for ya dream, abeg shag am well well. The guy na good luck he bring you, no fear at all. Na Prophet Mikky dey assure you so!!

[Anonymous Villager]

hehehe mikky na wa for u oh!

[folys40]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

If na Obama you see for ya dream, abeg shag am well well. The guy na good luck he bring you, no fear at all. Na Prophet Mikky dey assure you so!!

The village prophet has spoken. Profet Mikky, the thing be say Obama dey focussed on America's problem. He no dey look for a two minute or dream sex. He wan take all the stress home and shag his wife mercilessly.

[lateesha]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

If na Obama you see for ya dream, abeg shag am well well. The guy na good luck he bring you, no fear at all. Na Prophet Mikky dey assure you so!!

ROFL.
are you also amongst the prophets?

[Oluwato]

Just saw this http://www.divinecaroline.com/articl...ly/22201/59780 and this http://www.divinecaroline.com/articl...ly/22201/53010

Although there's no mention of sex in dreams.

[Auspicious]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Hi, folks!

This thread is proof positive that some people are capable of making absolutely arbitrary statements that cannot be substantiated, and yet they would like to ram such utterances down the throats of their listeners!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Nice upper-cut there, Bro!

Substantiated Ko, Kowaciated Ni.

L'Auspicious d'Husseini.

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by lateesha

ROFL.
are you also amongst the prophets?

My sista,

I dey prophesy on a part time basis, esp. when I'm broke.