The 'Rant' thread - Page 2

Ranter · Jan 21, 2009 , 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Feyi

Imagine; the Ranter' made a post and did not use a single rant icon:.....so i have decided to use it for him

What do you call a person thats bad with rules?

MrsChocT · Jan 21, 2009 , 06:41 PM

I hate it when some women don't know when to toss their non functional bras. Gosh, you see the boobs sagging, flopping and bouncing around when the situation could be clearly addressed with a good bra. The most annoying one's are those with their nipples pointing at you like pana pana (fire truck's) headlights.

I hate it when men use the bathroom and splash everywhere. If you tinkle when you winkle, wipe it up especially if you're using someone's guest bathroom.

I hate the reaction I get when I am a new member of church. I hate nosy and intrusive questions ..like do you have a husband, kids and a whole bunch of questions that don't concern my worshiping the Lord. If I have a husband and pikin, na my business, if I no get na my business...wetin be ya own. I met one elder who wanted to know the kind of work I was doing cos he saw my name on my tithes check. Needless to say, he was monitoring my payments to my God. He needs to be slapped IMHO.

I also hate it when parents let their children run amok in Church while the service is going on ..when the kids should be in the Children's church. I mean kids and not helpless babies.

Miliki Way · Jan 21, 2009 , 07:02 PM

I hate it when people farts in their office and then you walk in to discuss something and you smelt it. Gaddemmmittt....

There's a toilet down the hallway. Instead of releasing all those H2S inside your office, why not go down there to fart or better yet poo-poo while you're at it. I think its time that fart gas detectors are installed inside offices with violators thrown out the window.

Bunch17 · Jan 21, 2009 , 07:09 PM

I can't think of a Rant right now but I love these icons that seem to be present in every post. So here goes;

Miliki Way · Jan 21, 2009 , 07:21 PM

Aarrgghhhh.....

I hate it when my avatar says I have no status. How can I not have a status?

Aarrgghhhh.....

Ph3y · Jan 21, 2009 , 10:01 PM

@ Miliki,

Well change the status

and stop ranting.....

Ph3y · Jan 21, 2009 , 10:04 PM

Now my first real rant....

I hate it when people call me by the wrong name

or refer to me as 'he'

.......and it happens a lot on NVS.......

Miliki Way · Jan 21, 2009 , 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Feyi

Now my first real rant....

I hate it when people call me by the wrong name or refer to me as 'he'.......and it

I hate it when you're talking about me without calling my name directly...

emj · Jan 22, 2009 , 12:25 AM

I hate when people call from a long distance and spend the 1st 10mins on pleasantries

drat..why cant they just go straight to the point

, ekale, epele, how's the weather, how's the present condition of your pocket

eku igbadun blah blah blah

..and when they ask in my local dialect if everything is fine, am always tempted to say no

smilee · Jan 22, 2009 , 03:05 AM

I hate this cold weather and the fear of stepping on black ice and having one of those nasty winter fall!

I hate this cold weather and I wonder why I am still here and not in hot toasty weather like Florida!

I hate this weather and all the bundles of clothes I've to log around.

oluomo · Jan 22, 2009 , 10:38 AM

I abso-

-lutely hate January. Broke, frozen, Stressed, down with flu.

ing miserable

Somebody call me lateesha please I need a life-line

mulan · Jan 22, 2009 , 11:17 AM

Why do naija mechanics cash in on any car sneeze to charge you an arm and a leg? And then some drivers actually collude with them?

Why are some naija vendors so unprofessional, imagine recording an event with no film media in your machine? Or collecting your deposit and then doing a disappearing act?

Some of these mobile tailors need a lesson on how not to spoil clothes meant for mending. And sometimes they commit sewing 'faux pax' that renders your clothes beyond redemption. Were they even taught to use a machine and have they ever been sued?

SILOJE · Jan 22, 2009 , 12:37 PM

I hate it when I walk into a bank but come out with some old, dirty, smelly and sometimes torn Naira notes

:ra nt

enna inot · Jan 22, 2009 , 02:08 PM

Hate it when someone is speaking and you have spittle darting at you from their mouth.

or someone has spittle gathered in digusting lines around the corners of the mouth

.How grosse!
Some people actually talk with food in their mouth and you can see the whole mashed stuff ,Why not swallow first before talking,haba its not that hard now

.E jo! Or is it not disgusting to see someone who has just eaten stuff like biscuit or cake put their fingers into the inner crevices of their mouth to dislodge what has gathered there

And some people actually sneeze in public places without covering their mouths or noses and you get to perceive the droplets of spittle they realised into the air

Soul Sista · Jan 22, 2009 , 02:56 PM

I hate it when I get up early in the morning, drink the two glasses of water that are supposed to send the s-h-i-t out of my system, only to almost develop piles pushing out nothing but smelly air and sprinkles of liquidized gas.

I hate it when my tailor keeps taking the piss, never gets my clothes ready on time and then starts saying Aunty, na NEPA take light. Aunty, ah no dey disappoint again o! Aunty, na my wife mama sick small! All sorts of excuses that mean I can't wear that dress to that event and look just so to make so-so-and-so check me out and wonder, where did she get that dress? She dey wapa o!

That is it for now.

Miliki Way · Jan 23, 2009 , 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Soul Sista

I hate it when I get up early in the morning, drink the two glasses of water that are supposed to send the s-h-i-t out of my system, only to almost develop piles pushing out nothing but smelly air and sprinkles of liquidized gas.

I hate it when my tailor keeps taking the piss, never gets my clothes ready on time and then starts saying Aunty, na NEPA take light. Aunty, ah no dey disappoint again o! Aunty, na my wife mama sick small! All sorts of excuses that mean I can't wear that dress to that event and look just so to make so-so-and-so check me out and wonder, where did she get that dress? She dey wapa o!

That is it for now.

TMI, Sista Soul.

Na which one be 'sprinkles of liquidized gas' again. hehehehehe...

Make una no kill man pikin with laff, abeg.

thekingsjester · Jan 23, 2009 , 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by ranter

what do you call a person thats bad with rules?

A BAD RULER!

(Just had to use the rant icon by all means)

ISL · Jan 23, 2009 , 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by Serious_Naijababe

I hate it when some women don't know when to toss their non functional bras. Gosh, you see the boobs sagging, flopping and bouncing around when the situation could be clearly addressed with a good bra. The most annoying one's are those with their nipples pointing at you like pana pana (fire truck's) headlights.

one (wo)mans poison............

rina · Jan 23, 2009 , 09:54 AM

[QUOTE=Serious_Naijababe;315950]

I hate it when some women don't know when to toss their non functional bras. Gosh, you see the boobs sagging, flopping and bouncing around when the situation could be clearly addressed with a good bra. [U]The most annoying one's are those with their nipples pointing at you like pana pana (fire truck's) headlights

I hate the reaction I get when I am a new member of church. I hate nosy and intrusive questions ..like do you have a husband, kids and a whole bunch of questions that don't concern my worshiping the Lord. If I have a husband and pikin, na my business, if I no get na my business...wetin be ya own. I met one elder who wanted to know the kind of work I was doing cos he saw my name on my tithes check. theNeedless to say, he was monitoring my payments to my God. He needs to be slapped IMHO.

have ever being monitored when discussing some issues with a church member especially the opposite sex and see all sort of eyes looking at your direction as if una dey do anoda thing.

The most annoying one's are those with their nipples pointing at you like pana pana (fire truck's) headlights. I tire o. probably dem want make everybody know say the defence still standa

.

I hate it when men use the bathroom and splash everywhere. If you tinkle when you winkle, wipe it up especially if you're using someone's guest bathroom. Mgbam!!!!!

rina · Jan 23, 2009 , 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Soul Sista

I hate it when I get up early in the morning, drink the two glasses of water that are supposed to send the s-h-i-t out of my system, only to almost develop piles pushing out nothing but smelly air and sprinkles of liquidized gas.

I hate it when my tailor keeps taking the piss, never gets my clothes ready on time and then starts saying Aunty, na NEPA take light. Aunty, ah no dey disappoint again o! Aunty, na my wife mama sick small! All sorts of excuses that mean I can't wear that dress to that event and look just so to make so-so-and-so check me out and wonder, where did she get that dress? She dey wapa o!

That is it for now.

I hate it when I get up early in the morning, drink the two glasses of water that are supposed to send the s-h-i-t out of my system, only to almost develop piles pushing out nothing but smelly air and sprinkles of liquidized gas.

. i call this experience fire on the mountain experience.