The 'Rant' thread

[Alake]

Originally Posted by Miliki Way

I hate it when people farts in their office and then you walk in to discuss something and you smelt it. Gaddemmmittt....

There's a toilet down the hallway. Instead of releasing all those H2S inside your office, why not go down there to fart or better yet poo-poo while you're at it. I think its time that fart gas detectors are installed inside offices with violators thrown out the window.

Na wa for u Miliki Way abeg no kill person with laughter o, I almost fell down laughing with tears on my eyes, when I saw this post.

[agbonizuanghwe]

Originally Posted by Serious_Naijababe

I mean kids and not helpless babies.

No they are offsprings of goats and they do tend to frolick

[MrsChocT]

Originally Posted by ISL

one (wo)mans poison............

ISL.... hmm you mean, you like slippers breasts facing south and not properly packed...kai.. na u oh.



One other thing, I hate when men stare at a woman's chest when they're supposed to be looking at her face.

[.bebi]

Originally Posted by Miliki Way

I hate it when people farts in their office and then you walk in to discuss something and you smelt it. Gaddemmmittt....

There's a toilet down the hallway. Instead of releasing all those H2S inside your office, why not go down there to fart or better yet poo-poo while you're at it. I think its time that fart gas detectors are installed inside offices with violators thrown out the window.

Give a broda breathing,I mean farting space

[Auspicious]

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I hate it when Daddies (and some Mommies) let long farts rip - just like that - in front of their kids without any reservations or embarrassment for doing so. I seen some Daddies go like "What?!?", as if to say, "Ehn-hen? You got somfin to say? Before nko?".



AuspY.

[Auspicious]

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Oh, and I hate it when I think I feel a sneeze coming through without the sneeze ever coming through!!!

[liloldlady]

I hate it when I have nothing to hate

[emj]

Dratand double drat
Yes i tried to sneeze and it wont come outwhy disturb my peace if u wont come outsomebody pls help jail the sneeze
Disisabsolutelyfcukinglydisgustingnokidding


PS>>..BTW, da Avatar of the liloldlady cracks me up big time...wat da

[Auspicious]

Originally Posted by emj

Disisabsolutelyfcukinglydisgustingnokidding

Ah, this is the EMJ we rike!!!

Sista Mi bawo ni O! Hope say Sateeday dey jolly?

'E go on soun o'jare! Drat and Double Drat!!! LOL!

BACK TO MY RANTS!

Hate it when traffic starts moving just after I have changed lanes AAARRGH!

AuspY.

[.bebi]

I hate it when people waste free parking space like where there's free parking for 2 cars and someone decides to park in such a way that a 2nd car can't fit.
I hate it when cars are parked up to the gate in a compound(like in my church)but when u get into the car park,u find many empty spaces.
I hate it when drivers move at the speed of mbe(tortise).

[tengallons]

Originally Posted by .bebi

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I hate it when drivers move at the speed of mbe(tortise).

Ah! Slow motion for me .bebi! Sometimes there's a reason folks do that. Let me drop some of the verse from Will Smith's "Summertime".


...it's late in the day and I ain't been on the court yet

hustle to the mall to get me a short set

yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair

cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there

the temperature's about 88

hop in the water plug just for old times sake

break to ya crib change your clothes once more

cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4

sitting with your friends cause y'all remincise

about the days growing up and the first person you kiss

and as I think back makes me wonder how

the smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia

all the kids playing out front

little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch

while the DJ's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family reunion

then six o'clock rolls around

you just finished wiping your car down

it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout

it looks like a car show

everybody come lookin real fine

fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon

every moment frontin and maxin

chillin in the car they spent all day waxin

leanin to the side but you can't speed through

Two miles an hour so everybody sees you

there's an air of love and of happiness

and this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of summer madness

Oya, back to your regularly scheduled hatin'

[Ph3y]

I so hate monday mornings................

[E_Pluribus_Unum]

[.bebi]

Tengallons, that one is for denge purpose.I am referring to folks on speed lanes doing 30 miles/hour

[Lingo]

I hate it when I call Barclays, BT, British Gas etc and I am put straight through to Mumbai or is it Bombay. It makes me get hot under the collar. I mean......imagine the clash of accents (Naija and Indian) while trying to communicate and half the time, I drop the phone out of frustration as it takes me twice as long and costs me more to rant when I am probably ringing to ask why Im being charged for something I know nothing about.

Abeg, I couldn't find the rant emoticon.

[Ph3y]

@ Lingo,

lemme help you add dem

:r ant:

[liloldlady]

Why can't things just stay perfect.
been kicking arse at the gym. shaved Beats per minute off my Heart rate, according to my HRMonitor, Plus my sub 9minute mile, is now looking like when, and not if.
Now I feel this twinge on my heel........I hope its not plantar fascitis.

I want those endorphin highs only my Kick Arse Workout, gives me. why why why, does my body want to remind me of over training injury. I am having too much fun....
Body!!! work with me please, I beg you

[liloldlady]

@Bebi

We are lucky. Some places have it worse
Thank God, our driving distances here, are less, so the mollasses, get to hog the speed lane, for shorter distances.

In the US, on the 1-75 south bound, especially around South Georgia, a lot of the retirees, fleeing to their Florida homes in the fall, to escape winter, have been known to hog the speed lane, with their indicator on, for like 30, 40 miles.

For safety reasons, One obviously can't overtake. When You eventually overtake, you look to see who was driving, you see this old dear at the wheel, (they are usually ladies in their hundreds or look it anyway) in those neon coloured polyester sports wear, with those oversize clip on sunglasses. And you realise they had the car on cruise control, forgot their indicator was on, and have been cluelessly holding up traffic for miles. (not a rant but in conformity with the thread ethos) I have my compliant moments.

[MrsChocT]

I hate it when people tell bold face lies......with their kokoro eye opened wide....

I hate it when married men behave like bachelors on the prowl..geez go stick it to your wife

I hate it when some girls player hate......... Don't hate ,appreciate

[elgaxton]

Originally Posted by Serious_Naijababe

ISL.... hmm you mean, you like slippers breasts facing south and not properly packed...kai.. na u oh.



One other thing, I hate when men stare at a woman's chest when they're supposed to be looking at her face.

I hate it when women expose their breast in the name of cleavage for men to stare at