Dede Omo Ijebu Alare, Moti Fule ooo.

[Jah Guda]

My message is simple, "Count us in", Ijebus and non Ijebus.

If new villagers are kind enough to make time for an intro,
they should be expected to greet us as one, as Nigerians.
The Intro thread is our port of entry, it's where the new villagers
give us a first impression of themselves. Addressing, specifically,
a particular tribe or group is wrong. Take off your selfish hats for one
moment and think of how some members would feel, because they
do not 'belong'.

New Villagers, the Personal Message facility is a discret means of
communicating with your tribe or group, if that's what you want, use
it so you can master the rules and leanings of your tribe/group to
enable you post replies that meets the expectations of your tribe/group.

There is only one Nigerian Flag, its colour is Green-White-Green.
If you storm into the village and attempt to plant your flag in
place of our Nations Flag it will be uprooted and placed in a safe
place where you can collect it at your convenience.

VOR, thank you for showing us a good example. Thats where tribal
discussions belong, a seperate thread away from the 'port of entry'.

Abraxas, if I may say, the Welsh and English are a lot more matured
than we are when it comes to these issues. They are matured enough
to welcome over one million new 'citizens' from eastern Europe who
have come to live in the UK. This number arrived over a period of
three years. And they all live together peacefully.
Please compare like-with-like.

Lets not make this a big issue, it's simple and does not deserve three
pages of replies. Hope you will all be kind enough to follow this sign:
EXIT

[MsWoman]

I must be "slow" but.....
First, who engaged in a cat fight?
Second, whose post made this thread 3 pages?

Peace am out!

[MrsChocT]

Originally Posted by MsWoman

I must be "slow" but.....
First, who engaged in a cat fight?
Second, whose post made this thread 3 pages?

Peace am out!

Ms. Woman,
Some people just want to talk and by so doing, they exhibit the same kind of behaviors they're lamenting about. Maybe Villagers introduction section is meant for lamentations, we'll soon find out.


No cat fights jare, it's just healthy discussions of how an individual thinks she knows my ancestry more than the ijebu people.

Visit the Lounge, under the exhale section, there's a thread titled "Ijebus and thier territory".

[emj]

Papabaks,
Can u pls tell us more about LAMATA, and what you do there? Hope your weekend is interesting thus far?
Is LAMATA responsible for Motor Vehicle inspections, and free flow of traffic?

[Abraxas]

Hi, Ms. Dimaanu (Director, Due Process, JJCAMB)!

Ehen, as you were saying to the visa applicant before NOTHING really happened .....

Please fire on with the interview, ojare. I beg, axe de JJC why wey 'inm been include 'inm GSM number. Abi, 'inm want make pipul (e.g. Senior Babes of dis Village) ring am? I beg axe am well-well.

Yoo know de t'ing wey dey make me laugh pass? Na sey, dis JJC sef, na so-so bad belle wey 'inm interview dey cause, right, left, and centre! Yoo know sey, some pipul get one kind destiny wey dey give every body headache anywhere wey dem go. I hope sey dis JJC no be one of dose ogbanjeoid creatures-o! {Nne, ji' s'ike, i nu go?} (Translation: Mama, try, yoo hear?)

Muchas gracias, mi hermana. (Translation: T'ank yoo, tiri (3) mush, my sisita)

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[Dimaanu]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Hi, Ms. Dimaanu (Director, Due Process, JJCAMB)!

Ehen, as you were saying to the visa applicant before NOTHING really happened .....

Please fire on with the interview, ojare. I beg, axe de JJC why wey 'inm been include 'inm GSM number. Abi, 'inm want make pipul (e.g. Senior Babes of dis Village) ring am? I beg axe am well-well.

Yoo know de t'ing wey dey make me laugh pass? Na sey, dis JJC sef, na so-so bad belle wey 'inm interview dey cause, right, left, and centre! Yoo know sey, some pipul get one kind destiny wey dey give every body headache anywhere wey dem go. I hope sey dis JJC no be one of dose ogbanjeoid creatures-o! {Nne, ji' s'ike, i nu go?} (Translation: Mama, try, yoo hear?)

Muchas gracias, mi hermana. (Translation: T'ank yoo, tiri (3) mush, my sisita)

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

Hi, Oga!

I hear you, Sir.

First of all, we go use vaccum cleaner, Lysol disinfectant and air freshner sanitize dis thread make woman pikin no catch infection o.
Then we go ask Pastor Tony Okosun to do some serious spiritual cleansing. Me, I no wan ogbanjeoid spirit for dis office.

I dey come, Sir!

[VOR]

Dimaanu

No forget Imam, before the muslim go cry marginalisation for hia.
Also no forget to remember the oracle people dem, dem know demselves for hia

[Eja]

"Eweso O, eweso O
ki e mi se loko
ke yin toru oganjo wo le O
omo alare
ewe so O"

[Dimaanu]

Originally Posted by Eja

"Eweso O, eweso O
ki e mi se loko
ke yin toru oganjo wo le O
omo alare
ewe so O"

Chief Eja,

Abeg explain yaself o.
Na which religious group you dey represent?... Abi no be incantation be dat so?

Dis thread neva cause confusion finish.
Papabaks, na you biko!

[tonsoyo]

Originally Posted by papabaks

Dede omo Ijebu alare moti fule ooo, Bo n tiri, se dada rim ba wen?

Translation!!!

All Ijebu citizens, here I am, I have arrived, How is it all, Hope You're all doing well in here?

Am Bakare Oluwaseun

From Ago Iwoye Ogun State Ijebu North Local Government.


papa.

I think your translation of "Dede ome Ijebu alare......" in English should be

"All you sick Ijebu people" Abi "alare" no be sick persin?

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by Eja

"Eweso O, eweso O
ki e mi se loko
ke yin toru oganjo wo le O
omo alare
ewe so O"

Hi, Mr. Eja!

I will not allow YOU to get away with this act of blatant IMPUNITY and unabashed insensitivity to the voice of reason and other subtle hints for the urgent need for self-moderation. .... Or am I take it that you are possessed by some strange elemental spirits emanating from this seemingly jinxed JJC visa applicant with a seemingly ogbanjeoid predestination?

Please CUT THE CRAP, without any further delay!

Bouncer! .... Bouncer-in-Chief!! .....Bouncer-in-Chieeeeeeeeeeeef!!! Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

Henceforth, quarantine all agents of interview process derailment, please, without any hesitation whatsoever! Note very well: Violators risk molecular dismemberment, sequel to severe tongue-lashing and decapitation. To be forewarned is to be forearmed for a Third World War.

Thank you very much.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief.

The Village High Commission

200th Floor, The Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.


INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

To: Director, Due Process (JJCAMB)!

From: Welcomer-in-Chief.

Ref: VHC/VTTC/JJCAMB/Vol 4Q.7002.90/03

Date: Sunday, 30 September 2007.

3rd QUARTER 2007 MANAGEMENT APPRAISAL EXERCISE AND OTHERS.

First of all, if, for whatever reasons on earth, the applicant does not successfully conclude the visa application interview process by 0:00 hrs GMT of Tuesday, 2 October 2007, then kindly re-direct his file to the incinerator after triple-shedding it.

I will be attending the 3rd Quarter 2007 Management Staff Appraisal Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the JJCAMB tomorrow, Monday 1 October 2007. Please take full charge of the Twin Towers Complex for the short period I will be physically out of the general vicinity of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau within the Complex. If, however, in the very unlikely event that you will require my attention, please feel free to contact me via direct hot line telepathy.

Obrigadíssimo (Translation: Thank you very, very much, I owe you).

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief of all duly exorcised NVS-compliant JJC in this dimension.

[naijanubian]

Originally Posted by papabaks

Dede omo Ijebu alare moti fule ooo, Bo n tiri, se dada rim ba wen?

Translation!!!

All Ijebu citizens, here I am, I have arrived, How is it all, Hope You're all doing well in here?

Am Bakare Oluwaseun

From Ago Iwoye Ogun State Ijebu North Local Government.


papa.

I just de siddon look o, as I no fit tok. Dis wan pass me ooo.

[Dimaanu]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

The Village High Commission

200th Floor, The Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.


INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

To: Director, Due Process (JJCAMB)!

From: Welcomer-in-Chief.

Ref: VHC/VTTC/JJCAMB/Vol 4Q.7002.90/03

Date: Sunday, 30 September 2007.

3rd QUARTER 2007 MANAGEMENT APPRAISAL EXERCISE AND OTHERS.

First of all, if, for whatever reasons on earth, the applicant does not successfully conclude the visa application interview process by 0:00 hrs GMT of Tuesday, 2 October 2007, then kindly re-direct his file to the incinerator after triple-shedding it.

I will be attending the 3rd Quarter 2007 Management Staff Appraisal Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the JJCAMB tomorrow, Monday 1 October 2007. Please take full charge of the Twin Towers Complex for the short period I will be physically out of the general vicinity of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau within the Complex. If, however, in the very unlikely event that you will require my attention, please feel free to contact me via direct hot line telepathy.

Obrigadíssimo (Translation: Thank you very, very much, I owe you).

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief of all duly exorcised NVS-compliant JJC in this dimension.

Don Juan Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-In-Chief

Oga,

Thank you for this very important reminder.
Please do not forget to bring up the issue of the 100 gallons of unadulterated Kunu, as requested by Olori VOR, in the course of your deliberations.
You can rest assured that everything will be under control while you are away.

Happy 3rd Quarter 2007 Management Staff Appraisal Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the JJCAMB!

Dimaanu
DDP

[Vade Mecum]

[QUOTE=Abraxas;20915325]Hi, Mr. Eja!

I will not allow YOU to get away with this act of blatant IMPUNITY and unabashed insensitivity to the voice of reason and other subtle hints for the urgent need for self-moderation. .... Or am I take it that you are possessed by some strange elemental spirits emanating from this seemingly jinxed JJC visa applicant with a seemingly ogbanjeoid predestination?

Please CUT THE CRAP, without any further delay!

Bouncer! .... Bouncer-in-Chief!! .....Bouncer-in-Chieeeeeeeeeeeef!!! Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

Henceforth, quarantine all agents of interview process derailment, please, without any hesitation whatsoever! Note very well: Violators risk molecular dismemberment, sequel to severe tongue-lashing and decapitation. To be forewarned is to be forearmed for a Third World War.

Thank you very much.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief.




Eja,

You are hereby advised to tender an unreserved apology to the honourable men and women serving NVS

in the INTRO SECTION, for your treasonable conduct. Failure to comply with this advice will leave us with

no other option, but to declare you a persona-non-grata in the INTRO SECTION.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

Tony Okosun

Fineje Bouncer-In-Chief.

[Beam]

Originally Posted by Jah Guda

How is my sister today?

BTW, I do not mind if
Papabaks prefers to
write in his dialect.
He is free to do so,
won't bother me one bit,
there are 5,000+ villagers.

What bothers me is this:
I do not think it is right
for a new villager to
direct their intro and
greetings to a specific
tribe or group.
I like my Country to
be one, we are all
Nigerians FIRST, as far as
I am concerned.
Lets not encourage any
divisions. Please
read Papabaks intro once
more then read my initial
reply, hope all's clear now.

Enjoy your weekend and

avoid Kingston Town Centre

after dark.

Jah -Guda

I am fine thank you,
Now you are telling me to avoid the town Centre when tori don't get K leg already : rolleyes:

i have read Baba Ijebu's Greeting again do not worry we are all Nigerians

the other part of my question was what is your dialect wetin the lingo you dey speak

Jah-Guda too many cooks in this Soup i am the same way you did

see you under the Asala tree later


@ VQR i beg no vex, i hear you, i still am expecting gari ijebu, from baba Ijebu

for my suya feast with Jah-Guda speaking his dialect to me ...........

[Eja]

Originally Posted by Dimaanu

Chief Eja,

Abeg explain yaself o.
Na which religious group you dey represent?... Abi no be incantation be dat so?

Dis thread neva cause confusion finish.
Papabaks, na you biko!

Good Madam

Ah beg no vex O, de ting wey you see so no be incantation O, na one old song by de Ekiti Apiri Maestro wey go by de name Elemure Ogunyemi. I see say one man salute Village as Ijebu so I answer am as Ekiti.

Dis na de rough translation :

Greetings, greetings
wetin una dey do for farm
wey una no enter house till after midnight
pikin of somebody
greetings

[Eja]

[QUOTE=Anthony Okosun;20915380]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Hi, Mr. Eja!

I will not allow YOU to get away with this act of blatant IMPUNITY and unabashed insensitivity to the voice of reason and other subtle hints for the urgent need for self-moderation. .... Or am I take it that you are possessed by some strange elemental spirits emanating from this seemingly jinxed JJC visa applicant with a seemingly ogbanjeoid predestination?

Please CUT THE CRAP, without any further delay!

Bouncer! .... Bouncer-in-Chief!! .....Bouncer-in-Chieeeeeeeeeeeef!!! Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

Henceforth, quarantine all agents of interview process derailment, please, without any hesitation whatsoever! Note very well: Violators risk molecular dismemberment, sequel to severe tongue-lashing and decapitation. To be forewarned is to be forearmed for a Third World War.

Thank you very much.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Welcomer-in-Chief.




Eja,

You are hereby advised to tender an unreserved apology to the honourable men and women serving NVS

in the INTRO SECTION, for your treasonable conduct. Failure to comply with this advice will leave us with

no other option, but to declare you a persona-non-grata in the INTRO SECTION.


A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

Tony Okosun

Fineje Bouncer-In-Chief.

Tony Okosun BIC

Please accept this unreserved apologies on behalf of the magnificent Intro Section staff.

I get too much respect for de good work wey you guys dey do for dis our fillage to jus offend una. Please, make una comot de non from de grata and allow my humble persona to continue enjoying de fine climates of dis Intro Section.

I enclose the following for your igbaladun (enjoyment), I hope you all accept it with coolu belle.

1. One goat of optimum eating age.

2. One dozen Ekiti yams.

3. 8 kegs of best foaming palmy.

4. Two dozen Ijebu kolanuts.

5. A keg of prime quality palm-oil.

[mulan]

Eja,

For this igbaladun, on behalf of the whole intro section... (Ehen)

I hope the Don is no where around (looks around furtively)

Ehen, I will accept them for all of us (my name before before)

To everybody,

I just want to cook them things now

Expect the roasted goatmeat, Hot yam with palm oil

Washed down with pammy and .....

I dey come, I dey go come....

[Dimaanu]

Originally Posted by Eja

Good Madam

Ah beg no vex O, de ting wey you see so no be incantation O, na one old song by de Ekiti Apiri Maestro wey go by de name Elemure Ogunyemi. I see say one man salute Village as Ijebu so I answer am as Ekiti.

Dis na de rough translation :

Greetings, greetings
wetin una dey do for farm
wey una no enter house till after midnight
pikin of somebody
greetings

Chief Eja,

I knew that I was not making a mistake when I addressed you as "Chief". If your people neva give you title, I hereby recommend you!
It is only a wise, self-disciplined man that would react the way you just did.
Abegy, you fit apply for the "Anger Management Counsellor" Position at the Twin Towers?
Sometimes, we no dey get too much energy to deal with some villagers wey dey come hia
to dey throw tantrums. VTT complex na elite Organisation...we no dey do dat kain thing.

BTW, Eja...if I had 20% respect for your handle before, it has shot up to 98%

Dimaanu

[Vade Mecum]

[QUOTE=Eja;20915463]

Originally Posted by Anthony Okosun

Tony Okosun BIC

Please accept this unreserved apologies on behalf of the magnificent Intro Section staff.

I get too much respect for de good work wey you guys dey do for dis our fillage to jus offend una. Please, make una comot de non from de grata and allow my humble persona to continue enjoying de fine climates of dis Intro Section.

I enclose the following for your igbaladun (enjoyment), I hope you all accept it with coolu belle.

1. One goat of optimum eating age.

2. One dozen Ekiti yams.

3. 8 kegs of best foaming palmy.

4. Two dozen Ijebu kolanuts.

5. A keg of prime quality palm-oil.

Eja the Wise

Abeg you no go ever make mistake

You go continue to dey demonstrate wisdom and maturity

As you come with humility,come show respect to INTRO SECTION, na so dem go dey respect you everywhere

We don comot the 'non' put multi for im place

Na PERSONA MULTI GRATA naim you com be now



Tony Okosun

Fineje Bouncer-In-Chief