NVS - Arrivals Quick Guide!!

[Palamedes]

And he has 12hrs to respond to those Pms and messages, or there will be Unrest and Turbo-Nuclear Shakement in his Domain.......VQAS

What unrest? perhaps cowardly PM-ing Djister not to respond -- but not to respond to what? I am sure he is man enough and don't need to be told what to do. Here is a typical example of back-biters and cozy little alliances and PM-ing -- just what I was warning newbies about. “Like Nigeria, most of you need shaken up from your slumber”, says a true Nigerian with a very “un-Nigerian” attitude.

[emj]

Originally Posted by Djister

If Dimaanu, Abraxas and my SoleSista EMJ can ask me then who am I to refuse? I gratefully accept and Thank You.

Djister

Thanks mate...da Don will brief you further...see ya at isale-gangan


PS>>>>>>>who is da carpenter...dang dis Palamedes(now i've noticed u) needs to bend down well well to see Oji-River...how can he be talking to himself

[Palamedes]

emj

Remember the title and purpose of this thread: it is the “Arrivals Quick Guide.” Djister put forward his guide and I put forward a more realistic guide. Now, it is too common for some Nigerians like you, madam, to lose focus on purposes and objectives, but I don't intend to turn this thread into the “Main square” or "The Crucible” by responding to your tribal gibberish--which I refuse to understand. And so I say, “Good day to you madam!”

[emj]

Palamedes.....Bogof please, or better still cut da crap(go and sulk elsewhere)

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by emj

Thanks mate...da Don will brief you further...see ya at isale-gangan


PS>>>>>>>who is da carpenter...dang dis Palamedes(now i've noticed u) needs to bend down well well to see Oji-River...how can he be talking to himself(asoro ma gbesi)

Originally Posted by emj

Yep....double up and report/meet us at the cooling area quick/fast...Operation RDU

Count down to Open Sesame

The Village High Commission

500th Floor, The Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.

INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

The Adviser General, JJCAMB (500th Floor),
JJC Admission Matters Bureau (JJCAMB),
Village Twin Towers,
The Square, NV1SQ.
Cyberspace

26 June 2008

Ref: JJCAMB/626080.DJ/WIC/Cap(4Y)/105-69.3

Hi, Adviser General (HRM Lolo-Igwe (Ms) Dimmaanu)!

2Q2008 MANAGEMENT APPRAISAL & PERFORMANCE FEEDBACK: & OTHERS

Sequel to the 2nd Quarter 2008 Management Appraisal Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and following the historic unanimous approval by both the members of the Board of Trustees, and the Village Elders’ Forum (Bar & Discotheque) about the nomination for appointment and subsequent grooming of Mr. Djister as my successor, as the Welcomer-in-Chief, and Village High Commissioner-in-waiting, and Ms. Sandylomo as the Adviser General-in waiting, I am thrilled to high heavens, and indeed, it is my singular pleasure, privilege, and honour to inform you and the rest of our Village (of origin) that the Board has finally approved that, with immediate effect, both Mr. Djister and Ms. Sandylomo be appointed and placed on a mandatory three (3) months’ hands-on self-propelled grooming and orientation, under probation, with effect from 1 July 2008, in preparation for their complete takeover of FULL ambassadorial and diplomatic responsibilities and duties, in the service of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret),at the new Village Twin Towers Complex, on Wednesday, 1 October, 2008.
The Board has approved that Mr. Djister should be deployed to the 450th Floor offices of the Village High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief as an Executive Management Jister (EMJ), under the administrative and functional supervision of the Village High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief.

Specifically, further to our 2nd Quarter 2008 appraisal rendezvous and end of vacation general gbaladun, milikirization, jollifications and chopping of good life at Honolulu, Acapulco, Tokyo, Paris, and the Burj Al Arab 7-star luxury hotel and resort, at Dubai, United Arab Emirates, the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau has graciously approved and directed that we implement promotions and deployments at the Village High Commission in the third quarter of 2008 as follows, without further delay, and with maximum dispatch:

1. Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS III, (Out-going High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief), Countess (Ms.) EMJ (Chairperson, Board of Trustees, JJCAMB), and HRM (Lolo-Igwe) Ms. Dimaanu (Out-going Adviser General, JJCAMB), retain their portfolios as W-i-C, Chairperson, BOT (JJCAMB), and AG (JJCAMB) respectively: as usual, no leave no transfer!

2. Mr. Djister: Is the in-coming High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief,with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.010, on the 450th Floor.

3. Ms. Sandylomo: (former Chief of Staff, Due Process Office (COS-DPO), is the in-coming Adviser General, JJCAMB,with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.020, on the 450th Floor.

4. Ms. Calist: (former Assistant Director, Visa Review Office (ADVRO)) is the in-coming Chief of Staff, Due Process Office., with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 400.01, on the 400th Floor.

5. Mr. Eglaxton: (former O/c Village Homeland Security), is hereby appointed the Director, Village Homeland Security, with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 250.110.A, on the 250th Floor.

6. Olori VOR is the new Director of Visa Interrogation Operations (D-VIO)., AND assumes functional supervisory control over all Interrogation Officers of the High Commission, with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Monday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 440.01, on the 440th Floor.
7. Ms. Gentle Angel remains the Chief Visa Review Officer (CVRO), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Monday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 400.01, on the 400th Floor.

8. Ms. FishinPortWaterside Pikin (former Senior Special Assistant to the Adviser General (SSA-AG)) is hereby deployed as Assistant Chief Special Assistant to the Adviser General (ACSA-AG), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.111, on the 50th Floor.

9. Ms. Naijanubian (former Trainee Special Assistant to Director, Due Process) who, been away from her duty post, without leave of absence, but has now quietly tip-toed back into the Village. She is hereby deployed as a Senior Special Assistant to the Chief of Staff, Due Process), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.111, on the 450th Floor.

All of the above are for your information, records, and further necessary administrative actions. Kindly bring the contents of this memorandum to the notice of all concerned.

Cheerio, and kindest regards to all our folks at the welcoming crew. Happy resumption from vacation, back to duty!!!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
His Eminence, Sheikh Sadiqq D'Fuqxk of Sakkwato Khalifate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates.
Welcomer-in-Chief & High Commissioner.

cc: Chief Miscellaneous Affairs Officer to His Excellency (The Penthouse Floor)
cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees JJCAMB (500th Floor)
cc: Database Administrator (Basement Level 30)
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APPENDIX 1:

Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to Judas Iscariot (Fellow of the Chattered Institute of Bankers, Ancient Palestine)

Story, story, (story)! Once upon a time, (time, time)!
And so, it came to pass that in the good old olden days, in ancient Democratic Republic of Congo, Young Colonel John Thomas Aguiyi-Ironsi of the Nigerian contingent of the UN peacekeeping force, walked into the officers' mess in Congo with his pet crocodile by his side. He then put the crocodile up on the bar, and turned to the astonished patrons and said:

"Hi, guys! I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth, and place my 'wetin-call' inside. Then the crocodile will close his mouth for sixty (60) seconds. Then he'll open his mouth, and I'll remove my 'you-know-what' unscathed. In return for the privilege of witnessing this rare spectacle, each of you will buy me a bottle of criminally cold odeku."

The crowd of patriotic and loyal Nigerian soldiers (including Second Lieutenant Theophilus Danjuma, Lieutenants Segun Okikiolakan Aremu Obasanjo, Emmanuel Ifeajuna, and Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu, and Captains Yakubu Gowon and Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu) all murmured in unanimous approval.

Colonel John Thomas Aguiyi-Ironsi stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his big blokos inside the crocodile's wide open mouth. The crocodile snapped his mouth close as the crowd gasped in awe and extreme trepidation.

After one WHOLE minute, Colonel John Thomas Aguiyi-Ironsi grabbed an empty bottle of original made-in-Nigeria Guinness stout, which he had earlier quaffed, and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The crocodile meekly opened his mouth, and the jolly supreme commander of the Nigerian contingent removed his 'you-know-what' unscathed, as promised. The crowd of paralytically drunk patriotic Nigerian soldiers cheered, and the first of his free odekus were delivered.

Colonel John Thomas Aguiyi-Ironsi stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone 1,000 naira who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A bootiliciously ikebescopic Congolese ashewo, who regularly serviced the Nigeria warriors, timidly spoke up, an said:

"I'll try it! But please, just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle, Sir".

That is the end of my first story for today.
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APPENDIX 2:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Holy Book of Executive Lies according to Alhaji (General) Ibrahim. Gbadamosi (Evil Spirit) Babangida (GCFR).

Story, story, (story)! Once upon a time, (time, time)!

And so, it came to pass that in the good old olden days, in prehistoric Abuja, 3 men went into the Asokoro Hilton Towers. The man behind the desk misinformed them that the room was 1 billion Stone Age Nigerian naira, equivalent to ancient UK£30.00. So, each man paid old UK£10.00, and went to share the room.

A while later, the honest stone age Nigerian behind the reception desk suddenly realized that the room was only old UK£25.00. So, he sent the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with old UK£5.00.

On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split UK£5.00 evenly between 3 men, so he gave each man an old UK£1.00 coin, and kept the other UK£2.00 for himself.

This meant that the 3 men each paid UK£9.00 (i.e. UK£10.00 - UK£1.00) for the room, which is a total of ancient UK£27.00 (i.e. old UK£9.00 x 3). Now, add the UK£2.00 that the bellboy kept = UK£27.00 + UK£2.00.00 = ancient UK£29.00.

Where has the other one (i) pound gone?

That is the end of my second story for today.
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APPENDIX 3:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel according to Saint Jomo Gbomo (The Militant), who was imprisoned in ancient Angola.

Story, story, (story)! Once upon a time, (time, time)!
And so, it came to pass that in the good old olden days, in prehistoric Kaduna....

BREAKING NEWS!!!

The People’s DemocraticParty (PDP), the largest partisan political party in neo-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, and beyond, has just announced today that they are changing their party emblem, from a red-white-and-green umbrella, to a rainbow-coloured condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political ideology, world view, and policy stance:

A condom (1) stands up to inflation, (2) halts production, (3) discourages co-operation, (4) protects a bunch of dicks, and arseholes, and (5) gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

Pee-Dee-Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Power too de pipul!

That is the end of my third story for today.

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APPENDIX 4:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel according to Prophetess (Ms.) Senator Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello, the First Daughter of a very corrupt former military dictator.

Story, story, (story)! Once upon a time, (time, time)!
And so, it came to pass that in the good old olden days, three Pastors- an Indian, an American and a Nigerian - were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they received after each Sunday service.

"I draw a big circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "The notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said:

"Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God, and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the ones He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare.

That is the end of my fourth,and final story for today.


Muchas gracias.

Once more, please, do not forget to bring all of the above to the notice of the affected staff, and also extend both my personal congratulations, and the kindest regards of us guys in the 500th Floor (and above) to each and every one of our diplomatic staff.


Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
(His Eminence, Sheikh Sadiq d’Fuqkk of Sakkwato Caliphate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates)
Village High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief of all NVS-compliant JJCs in this and other parallel universes.

[Anike]

This is serious business. You need to get paid for this. Nice!

[DeepThought]

Abraxas,
@ your #2,
This is why language is so important.

There is no missing one pound. The reader is misdirected to think of adding up to obtain 30 . Totally unnecessary,totally irrelevant and an absolute waste of time.


The objective is not to add up to 30 pounds but to subtract to obtain 25 pounds.The answer is 30-(3+2) or 30-3-2 = 25.

Still, the men overpaid by 2/3s of a pound. They should each have paid 8 + 1/3 pounds but they ended up paying 9 pounds each


But the bellboy still pocketed 2 pounds.

[Dimaanu]

Wow!!!

Congratulations! Djister, Sandylomo, Olori VOR, Calist, Naijanubian, FPWP, Elgaxton and Gentle Angel.

I will be back with a more detailed response as soon as I am done organising the Welcomer-In-Chief's "Day With the Press

Reporters are everywhere. I'll be back ASAP.

Hey! You!..stop there...AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY!

[Dimaanu]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

The Village High Commission

500th Floor, The Village Twin Towers Complex, The Square, NV1SQ, Cyberspace.

INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

The Adviser General, JJCAMB (500th Floor),
JJC Admission Matters Bureau (JJCAMB),
Village Twin Towers,
The Square, NV1SQ.
Cyberspace

26 June 2008

Ref: JJCAMB/626080.DJ/WIC/Cap(4Y)/105-69.3

Hi, Adviser General (HRM Lolo-Igwe (Ms) Dimmaanu)!

2Q2008 MANAGEMENT APPRAISAL & PERFORMANCE FEEDBACK: & OTHERS

Sequel to the 2nd Quarter 2008 Management Appraisal Meeting of the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, and following the historic unanimous approval by both the members of the Board of Trustees, and the Village Elders’ Forum (Bar & Discotheque) about the nomination for appointment and subsequent grooming of Mr. Djister as my successor, as the Welcomer-in-Chief, and Village High Commissioner-in-waiting, and Ms. Sandylomo as the Adviser General-in waiting, I am thrilled to high heavens, and indeed, it is my singular pleasure, privilege, and honour to inform you and the rest of our Village (of origin) that the Board has finally approved that, with immediate effect, both Mr. Djister and Ms. Sandylomo be appointed and placed on a mandatory three (3) months’ hands-on self-propelled grooming and orientation, under probation, with effect from 1 July 2008, in preparation for their complete takeover of FULL ambassadorial and diplomatic responsibilities and duties, in the service of our very beloved Village of origin (of no regret),at the new Village Twin Towers Complex, on Wednesday, 1 October, 2008.
The Board has approved that Mr. Djister should be deployed to the 450th Floor offices of the Village High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief as an Executive Management Jister (EMJ), under the administrative and functional supervision of the Village High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief.

Specifically, further to our 2nd Quarter 2008 appraisal rendezvous and end of vacation general gbaladun, milikirization, jollifications and chopping of good life at Honolulu, Acapulco, Tokyo, Paris, and the Burj Al Arab 7-star luxury hotel and resort, at Dubai, United Arab Emirates, the Board of Trustees of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau has graciously approved and directed that we implement promotions and deployments at the Village High Commission in the third quarter of 2008 as follows, without further delay, and with maximum dispatch:

1. Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS III, (Out-going High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief), Countess (Ms.) EMJ (Chairperson, Board of Trustees, JJCAMB), and HRM (Lolo-Igwe) Ms. Dimaanu (Out-going Adviser General, JJCAMB), retain their portfolios as W-i-C, Chairperson, BOT (JJCAMB), and AG (JJCAMB) respectively: as usual, no leave no transfer!

2. Mr. Djister: Is the in-coming High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief,with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.010, on the 450th Floor.

3. Ms. Sandylomo: (former Chief of Staff, Due Process Office (COS-DPO), is the in-coming Adviser General, JJCAMB,with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.020, on the 450th Floor.

4. Ms. Calist: (former Assistant Director, Visa Review Office (ADVRO)) is the in-coming Chief of Staff, Due Process Office., with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 400.01, on the 400th Floor.

5. Mr. Eglaxton: (former O/c Village Homeland Security), is hereby appointed the Director, Village Homeland Security, with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT), Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 250.110.A, on the 250th Floor.

6. Olori VOR is the new Director of Visa Interrogation Operations (D-VIO)., AND assumes functional supervisory control over all Interrogation Officers of the High Commission, with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Monday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 440.01, on the 440th Floor.
7. Ms. Gentle Angel remains the Chief Visa Review Officer (CVRO), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Monday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 400.01, on the 400th Floor.

8. Ms. FishinPortWaterside Pikin (former Senior Special Assistant to the Adviser General (SSA-AG)) is hereby deployed as Assistant Chief Special Assistant to the Adviser General (ACSA-AG), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.111, on the 50th Floor.

9. Ms. Naijanubian (former Trainee Special Assistant to Director, Due Process) who, been away from her duty post, without leave of absence, but has now quietly tip-toed back into the Village. She is hereby deployed as a Senior Special Assistant to the Chief of Staff, Due Process), with effect from 0:00 hrs (GMT) Tuesday, 1 July 2008; Office located in Room 450.111, on the 450th Floor.

All of the above are for your information, records, and further necessary administrative actions. Kindly bring the contents of this memorandum to the notice of all concerned.

Cheerio, and kindest regards to all our folks at the welcoming crew. Happy resumption from vacation, back to duty!!!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
His Eminence, Sheikh Sadiqq D'Fuqxk of Sakkwato Khalifate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates.
Welcomer-in-Chief & High Commissioner.

From:
The Adviser General, JJCAMB (500th Floor),
JJC Admission Matters Bureau (JJCAMB),
Village Twin Towers,
The Square, NV1SQ.
Cyberspace


To the underlisted:

Mr. Djister:In-coming High Commissioner & Welcomer-in-Chief

Ms. Sandylomo:In-coming Adviser General, JJCAMB

Ms. Calist:In-coming Chief of Staff, Due Process Office (C/O DPO)

Mr. Eglaxton: Director, Village Homeland Security (D-VHS)

Olori VOR: Director of Visa Interrogation Operations (D-VIO).,

Ms. Gentle Angel : Chief Visa Review Officer (CVRO)

Ms. FishinPortWaterside Pikin:Assistant Chief Special Assistant to the Adviser General (ACSA-AG),

Ms. Naijanubian: Senior Special Assistant to the Chief of Staff, Due Process (SSPA-C/O)


June 27, 2008




Ref: JJCAMB/626080.DJ/WIC/Cap(4Y)/105-69.3


On behalf of the Welcomer-In-Chief/Village High Commissioner, Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III); the Chairperson, Board of Trustees (JJCAMB), Countess EMJ; Chief Miscellaneous Affairs Officer to His Excellency; Database Administrator and the Distinguished members of the Elders Forum, I consider it an honor to officially present to you, your Letter of Appointment. (see attached).

It may interest you to know that the decision to choose you above other villagers, with equally amazing potentials, was not an easy one.
The Board of Trustees held countless hours of energy-sapping, brain-draining and sometimes, brain-freezing closed door deliberations.

At then end, it was unanimously decided that you possess all that it takes to excel in this highly demanding, self-sacrificial, thankless but highly fascinating job of welcoming newcomers to our distinguished village.

Please be informed that there would be a marathon briefing for all new appointees at 16:00HRS sharp on Monday, June 30th.
Venue is the Administrative office of the Database Department, Room 35, Basement Level.

The Database Administrator would also use that opportunity to complete your documentation. Please come prepared.

Congratulations!



Dimaanu
AG-JJCAMB

PS: Please endeavour to post your offer Acceptance or Rejection Letter on this thread, prior to the proposed briefing.


cc: Welcomer-in-Chief & High Commissioner. (450th Floor)
cc: Chief Miscellaneous Affairs Officer to His Excellency (The Penthouse Floor)
cc: Chairperson, Board of Trustees JJCAMB (500th Floor)
cc: Database Administrator (Basement Level 30)

[bob]

u this doonu,
ur tenure has ended. u cannot even repeat 2nd term like igdinedion the failure.

instead u are promoting ursef to chairman bod of trustee. that ur plan no go work.
shee u are seeing it with ur own eyes? if u misuse ur opportunity na so ee de be.
oya, bye bye. go back to otta abi na tortula.

[Djister]

Dear All,

In the light of my recent august appointment as the new Welcomer-in-Chief and bearing the strains on aching old bones of climbing the stairs to the 450th Floor of the VTT Towers, I am assuming this role with much trepidation and vertigo.

However, it is my immense pleasure to have a window view which allows me to see all the shenanigans going on in the Village Square though I will lack the youthful energy to race down the same stairs to intervene in any crisis or merriment in time.

The role is one of great honour tinged with the knowledge that my political detractors want me as far away from the Woman-to-Woman section and my dear harem of beautiful ladies therein. It is a ploy which has culminated in being banished to the dizzy heights of this establishment.

Unbeknown to those detractors, I can now very clearly see them day or night as they creep around the village trying to sneak into the quarters of the females in the village. From this vantage point I shall commence the production of a Village Totolo Amebo magazine with panoramic pictures which shall be circulated with frequency and alacrity to expose them all.

Alongside this new hobby of mine, I shall ensure that as many of you jjcs are truly welcomed in the spirit of the NVS which is well known in the cyber world.

The only note of caution at this stage is to make you aware of the long roads ahead filled with a few Docokwys, uncovered Palamedes and some Ojemba moments.

The following recent JJCs are welcomed along with others to the NVS and I pray your stay is as exciting as our own have been in recent years with little or no Double Wahala.

Please act as Auspiciously as you can and leave EMJ and Chiiroha ALONE!!

I thank you for joining and look forward to handling your personal Shalalas without getting involved in your Roforofos.

Welcome to :

Drakin
Bananas
Writer Girl
Davidylan
Atinuke
Malik
Papadonkee
G-Man
Calabash
Kunle afolayan
Olapupofola2005
Headmaster
Obariba
Bharlow
Tee Baby
Adama50
Ada Afrika
Steve Hubert
Folys40
EBUBEMUONSO
Foxcatcher
Lagosblues
Hazard
Kunle afolayan
Oziomatv
Donpadi
Rowland-adewumi

I am Djister
WELCOMER-IN-CHIEF
NVS
450th Floor (With Binoculars roving)
VTT Towers.

[Abraxas]

Hi, Djister, my pikin!

Na yoo, biko! I beg-i fire on! No shaking!

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Out-going Welcomer-in-Chief of all NVS-compliant JJCs in the known universe, and beyond.

[sandylomo]

Oga mi Djister Sir!

Big congratulobia on your ascesion and immediate resumption of duty as our new W-in-C.

Oga Abraxas has spoken: 'No shaking' so worry not sir. On behalf of myself and the entire VTT staff we officially welcome you onboard and wish you a glorious tenure. I have no doubt that you will stand tall, as you have in wisdom, chosen to stand on the shoulders of the great ones before you.

I look forward to a great time working with you in the VTT of our village of no regret

Long live NVS.

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by sandylomo

Oga mi Djister Sir!

Big congratulobia on your ascesion and immediate resumption of duty as our new W-in-C.

Oga Abraxas has spoken: 'No shaking' so worry not sir. On behalf of myself and the entire VTT staff we officially welcome you onboard and wish you a glorious tenure. I have no dougbt that you will stand tall, as you have in wisdom, chosen to stand on the shoulder of the great ones before you.

I look forward to a great time working with you in the VTT of our village of no regret

Long live NVS.

Hi, Sister mine, Countess (Ms.) EMJ& HRM Lolo-Igwe (Ms.) Dimaanu!

Na 'inhm be sey, me I go do come go dey continue with my vacation, go tanda put for inside Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque) for ground floor. Any time wey una t'ink sey una need me, make una go Ground Zero: (dat na de new name wey some staff for VTT dey call Ground Floor, nowadays). I t'ink I been tell una sey deeze pipul dem no need training, at all, at all. Una see now?

Hi, Ms. Sandylomo!

No forget to remember not to forget to collect de authentic list of partykolars from de out-going Adviser General, Lolo (Ms.) Dimaanu. I take God beg yoo: Make yoo remember not to forget to send small partykolas to de Elders' Forum, as per de statutory requirements of de Constitution of dis awa Village.

Make yoo jos carry dey go, jo! ... Yoo dey, kampe!

Muchas gracias, mis amigas.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Out-going Welcomer-in-Chief of all NVS-compliant JJCs in the known universe, and beyond.

[emj]

Hmmmm.......i dey come o, make i finish watching da action for Ottawa 1st....hic, hic, hic,...nah who dem talk say bin dey call my name for up dia self...hic cups....am yam seeing double ni abi did i not juess see somebody wey bin look like Djister for near da Governor General during da morning parade for over-hia(for canada day celebrations)...chei, se na egbe hin bin use to reach fillage now now...okay make i finish phor hia 1st.

Anywaz, nothing spoil, make una begin work ni perewu, Sandylomo(latile) et al, congratulations once more...u know what to do/get hold of me, through da Secured Channel or better still Cyberpathy

[shinycoin]

Djister,
i need to doff my hat for you.
i just entered this village without taking the time to know the who-is-who of NVS.
meanwhile, i have been here about a month and been enjoying every minute of it, making friends and posting comments on issues.
but i need to thank and applaud whoever thought of this site and those responsible for keeping it on air for so long, una try well, well, more grease and ground nut oil to una elbow.
Kudos to the administrative and technical crew and job well done to you all.

[amachidos]

I guess i will enjoy this village square a lot. Thanks.

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by amachidos

I guess i will enjoy this village square a lot. Thanks.

Hi, Amachidos (JJC)!

Welcome!

Please, VOLUNTARILY proceed to introduce yourself to Villagers by starting a new thread in the "Introduction Section", located just one floor below, in the office of the Village Homeland Security, for the obligatory security scan, and biometric data capture protocol, at the 250th floor of the Village Twin Towers Complex.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner & Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque)

[umar baba]

neutral:
hello to all fellow villagers; its ok for now to try and become a member of this village with all the talent sthat i have noticed after a cursory browse through some of the writings.

i would be back soon...

[Abraxas]

Hi, Umar Baba (JJC)!

Welcome!

Please, VOLUNTARILY proceed to introduce yourself to Villagers by starting a new thread in the "Introduction Section", located just one floor below, in the office of the Village Homeland Security, for the obligatory security scan, and biometric data capture protocol, at the 250th floor of the Village Twin Towers Complex.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Village High Commissioner & Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar & Discotheque)