For New Villagers...with love from VTT

emj · Apr 18, 2008 , 01:52 PM

Hi,
Welcome to the Intro Sec of NVS.....dis section is also known as the VTT(Village Twin Towers)...it houses what we jocularly call the Visa Section.

Introduction is Voluntary and not Mandatory.

All you do is indicate whether you are just here to introduce yourself and get a Temporary or Diplomatic Visa....or Just Intro.....VQAS.

The VTT staff and other NVS members will then come in to welcome you or just to say hello.

We then start what is called the 'Discovery Session'......asking questions to better know/understand you.....your response helps uncover your character/temperament.
The exchanges/questions......is done in fun(to help you free ur mind/loosen up). We are not really here to poke fun at you.

EMJ
Chairperson Board of Trustees JJCamb

PS>>>>>

“Bigness comes from doing many small things well. Individually, they are not very dramatic transactions. Together though, they add up.”
Edward S. Finkelstein

Dimaanu · Apr 18, 2008 , 08:12 PM

Sequel to the Chairperson's Early Morning Broadcast (EMB), please note the following:

1. We value each and every JJC and will do our best to ensure that you feel at home before, during and after the Visa interview process.

2. The JJC Admission Matters Bureau (JJCAMB) office of the Village Twin Towers (VTT) is a very busy place. As I type, we have approximately 472 JJCs scheduled for interview in the next two months, not to mention the 125 on our Wait List.
Time is of the essence.

Therefore, we encourage all the Visa applicants to remain focused: answer your interview questions in a timely manner, provide the Elders' partykolas at the appropriate time and remain level-headed throughout the process.
If you do not waste our time, we promise not to waste your time.

3. If you, absolutely, do not have any sense of humor, we advise that you stop reading this now and proceed to other sections of the Square.
If you had taken a little time to look around the VTT complex before stepping inside the elevator, you would have noticed that the only thing missing is a hospital. Yes, we are of the School of Thought which believes that Laughter is the best medicine. Trust me, an overdose is actually good for your health.

So, if , like us, you are willing and able to laugh at yourself, carry on with your Introduction.

I'll see you there!

Dimaanu
Adviser General.

nathaniel · May 12, 2008 , 03:25 PM

My name is Eze Nathaniel Chinweuba, I am a writer, motivational speaker and a comedian. I would say i am a better talker than a writer. I have two things that i respect in life. they are time and posterity. i hope i can launch my versatility and creative energy on this superlative site.thanks and God bless.

emj · Apr 5, 2009 , 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by chiagozie

While, as our dearly esteemed elders will say "no bi today nyash don siddon for back". wetin I mean be say I don tay small for dis area. I bin no no my way an i come mess up! I no ask de esteemed elders how I for take prostrate for ground. I com hia com dey waka about without any kin visa or even small ticket sef.
Now, I wan make amends, like the prodigal wey I bi.First of all, make I bellow serious nkpu with my vocal cord and beat gon for the biggest Iroko, sey I don sin and I wan make all elder forgive me.
I bin no wan talk my name first until I don apologise for all wrong don in the past. My name na Fredrick Chiagozie Nwonwu, I don be applicant for 4 years now (das why I dey float) and I dey write.I sabi small story writing and I dey also try for poem too.If una go accept dis my plea so...I go arrand serious traditional troope and unwatered palmwine with kola come see una. at the moment, na only my voice and my sackclothes na him follow me come (moto to take carry the palmi wey I for bring no dey.
Abi make una create small space for me, I ready to serve well well.
once again una doooooo

Eherm Chiagozie...u're on the wrong floor....go 2floors down and turn right...there u'll find the Visa Room...Thanks and Welcome.

EMJ
Chairperson Board of Trustees JJCamb.

PS>>>..Start your Thread in the Intro section please

samuelkehinde · May 28, 2009 , 05:07 PM

I answer Alehile Kehinde Samuel, I'm a Youth Corp Member(Corper). I am tetantively a reseacher and Modeller. I like talking far more than writing but preffer listening most. I hope to meet other villagers who will help satisfy my curisity about some current issue in the country Nigeria. I am Grate (reserving the "FUL").

emj · May 28, 2009 , 08:31 PM

Eherm Shun..or Ajuwaya

.....u've strayed into a very Highly Sensitive area of the VTT....and that it will cost u One Red Goat with Centre Parting

Kindly step back and go 10floors down to the Intro Section....u must have slipped past the Receptionist .

PS>>>>....u need to start a thread with any header that tickles ur fancy in that other section.
ABTW...Welcome to the square.

EMJ
Chairperson Board Of Trustees JJCamb

RoyalPalm · Jun 9, 2009 , 02:07 AM

Na in be say, I fit sidonn nak nwaya wit una for under my palmi tree! Me I no want visa o! I want make una accelerate the Q&A exam wey de for shedule because na rawurawu indefinite stay i want make una give me bo! Na in be say I don become omo onile proper village man! Thank you all for the welcome. You are all well appreciated and I have followed trends in the village for years and only decided to be part of it after a lot of consideration. The Village Square film project will certainly be a success when implemented in the end, and kudos to you all! Make ona show me the robe as I be small pikin o! I no wan enter village start to de waka like blind man. I troway salute for the elders and my kinsmen and I catch una salute sef.

RoyalPalm · Jun 9, 2009 , 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by RoyalPalm

Na in be say, I fit sidonn nak nwaya wit una for under my palmi tree! Me I no want visa o! I want make una accelerate the Q&A exam wey de for shedule because na rawurawu indefinite stay i want make una give me bo! Na in be say I don become omo onile proper village man! Thank you all for the welcome. You are all well appreciated and I have followed trends in the village for years and only decided to be part of it after a lot of consideration. The Village Square film project will certainly be a success when implemented in the end, and kudos to you all! Make ona show me the robe as I be small pikin o! I no wan enter village start to de waka like blind man. I troway salute for the elders and my kinsmen and I catch una salute sef.

The pikin way sabi wash hand go chop with & nakk nwaya with the village elders

emj · Jun 9, 2009 , 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by RoyalPalm

The pikin way sabi wash hand go chop with & nakk nwaya with the village elders

Eherm as u wia...gba brake quick/fast...na becos i bin see Royal for ya name o...i for call my security detail to frog match u

Okay relax, stop jumping up and down....go siddon for dat Sofa make we gist small.

But sha na ur own thread u go start o.....just introduce urself...we no go drill u for Visa or Bus pass.

Am having Obama Palmie...na wetin u go Drink?

EMJ
Chairperson Board Of Trustees JJCamb

Dimaanu · Jun 9, 2009 , 02:34 AM

Am having Obama Palmie...na wetin u go Drink?

Chairperson,

Abegy o , e don do.
RoyalPalm supoz not drink anything again today, lai-lai!

Make dem carry am go Detox room make im eye clear furst.
After later, dem go carry am go Arrival Lounge to start im own thread.

RoyalPalm, welcome o!

RoyalPalm · Jun 12, 2009 , 12:39 AM

Thank you chairperson Board of Trustee JJCamb

I am hee to obtain the Diplomatic Villageois green card

RoyalPalm · Jun 12, 2009 , 12:43 AM

I just finish the well fermented Clinton last drop!
The Obama Palmie con sweet me so tay na in I go dey nak henceforth!
Thank you Dimaannu, as you welcome me so my body dey coooollee

RoyalPalm · Jun 12, 2009 , 12:51 AM

Thank you all
Not to worry, wit dis kain welcome man go declare supplus all round. Ona don drink blue champagne for dis village b4? Dis one na special brew from my vineyard. check am fo inside guiness book of records!
Wia we de go today?

emj · Jun 12, 2009 , 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by RoyalPalm

Thank you all
Not to worry, wit dis kain welcome man go declare supplus all round. Ona don drink blue champagne for dis village b4? Dis one na special brew from my vineyard. check am fo inside guiness book of records!
Wia we de go today?

Eherm, blue champagne? Whoa, double whamy..iro...na lie...se u also get am for Moet and Chadon..those 2 brothers na panga o.

But sha Royalpalm, try go start your own thread for downstairs.....Na Penthouse be dis...you no fit tanda for here abegy

PS>>>>....Bia..come, are u trying to give us Graft? We no be Haliburton o

RoyalPalm · Jun 12, 2009 , 01:38 AM

a go die o
e make me laugh
i go meet una downstairs