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Hi, folks! Originally Posted by L. A. Khiran  My Fiful I don land una joint o! My style of writing is Pidgin mix wif Queen Elizaberth own English. Please bear wif me, na so I sabi reach. But if it gets too much, I go just dey yarn only pidgin, as per I am the defending champion of Pidgin English. O yes! I am Male, a Naija Man to the core that is. Any other question, just ask. Bless Contiri pipul (country people): I t'ro'way saute. I salute una.
I t'ink una dey take una koro-koro heye see say dis my pikin, Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC), wey dey live for Queenland, wey dey for United States of Europe, wey Mummy Eliza (II) be dem First Lady, Head of State & Commander-in-Chief, sey na for 19:22 hrs (GMT), for 11 May 2009, (about sixti- tiri (63) days ago), na 'inhm wey 'inhm been land for dis awa Village High Commission to make 'inhm appication for a GENUINE temporary transit visa into the innermost nooks and gbaladunvorous crannies of this awa ogbonge Village of origin (of no regrets, lai-lai!).
Everybody wey 'e been meet for de Village Twin Towers Complex been greet am well-well, welcome am nyafun-nyafun, despite sey Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC) been make plenty-penty bad-bad mistake for 'inhm introdoxshion.
Even sef, paa~paa, a WHOLE Chairperson of the Board of Trustees & CEO of the JJC Admission Matters Bureau, the amiable Countess (Iyalode) Ms. EMJ (GCFR; GCNVS) been try take style make 'e correct Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC), show am de correct way wey 'e go take manage get 'inhm visa, without sweat. Na lie: Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC) no want listen.
Plus, including de simple fact sey me, in my HUMBLE capacity as the very reluctant Life President of the Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque), and Village High Commissioner Emeritus (ad infinitum), been try my best to enlighten am about the basics of the semantics, syntax, and semiology of Brokin Nuerolinguistics, so that life go easy for am for dis awa Village of peace, progress, and divine kampeism! Who sai? Na lie, jo: my strong-head pikin, Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC) no go 'gree.
Today na Sunday, 12 July 2009: Sixti-tiri (63) good days done pass, and still yet, Mr. L.A Khiran (JJC) no want hear word, complete 'inhm GENUINE temporary transit visa application sharp-sharp, in line with due process, and de rule of law (wey we no dey take play at all-at all, {sam-sam}, for dis awa Village of sustainable tranquility)!
Contiri-pipul, I t'ink una dey take una too (2) koro-koro heye dey see how very JJC-friendly we are at the Village Twin Towers Complex (VTTC). Anyway, sha, should in case of in casity, if Madam (De Madam) give me directives,{enhen?}, me, I go ensure full compliance to de letter, kia-kia! I done talk my yown finish.
Muchas gracias.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Casino & Discotheque)
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Oga Abraxas,
Na me quarantine the guy comot since u call for me, if you want I fit release am!
I just hide am for the kain alu (sacriledge) wey him commit..... BTW I don learn new one from u(Divine Kampeism)  D:
Elgaxton
Director Village Homeland security
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O yes! I am Male, a Naija Man to the core that is. Any other question, just ask. Bless
Bless you too, o'jare, my broda L.H Khiran (Esq.)
Welcome to NVS! 
Abeg, try to explanate and kowatiate the bolded portion of the quote.
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Originally Posted by Kenn Hey, Mallam Pidgin Queen, I no like your gemu! Abi una no get barber for your village?  Oya, quick, quick go use Gillette scrape the yeye thing commot before I fit talk to you!
. Kenn,
you are so mischievous!
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