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My Fiful I don land una joint o! My style of writing is Pidgin mix wif Queen Elizaberth own English. Please bear wif me, na so I sabi reach. But if it gets too much, I go just dey yarn only pidgin, as per I am the defending champion of Pidgin English. O yes! I am Male, a Naija Man to the core that is. Any other question, just ask. Bless
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Originally Posted by L. A. Khiran  My Fiful I don land una joint o! My style of writing is Pidgin mix wif Queen Elizaberth own English. Please bear wif me, na so I sabi reach. But if it gets too much, I go just dey yarn only pidgin, as per I am the defending champion of Pidgin English. O yes! I am Male, a Naija Man to the core that is. Any other question, just ask. Bless
Eherm, who are u re? Na wich kain joint u dey self...u cannot be landing phor here juess anyhow without paying Landing fees...oya talk to me make i hia 
EMJ
Chairperson Board of trustees JJCamb
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Hi, L.A. Khiran (JJC)!
I hope sey yoo know sey Pidgin English and Brokin no be de same, even dough dem resemble.
In case yoo no know, de lingua franca for dis awa Village of origin (of no regret) na Brokin (no be Pidgin English), {yoo hear?}
Brokin get 'inhm own syntax, semantics, and semiology. If yoo want know, make yoo kukuma go register for de Ile-Ogbon School of Brokin Neurolinguistics, for Igbo-Eleri University of Hard Knocks, at the 100th Floor of the Village Twin Towers Complex, just by the Square. Uncle Tisha na de Principal Emeritus, alias Fais Shansello!
Muchas gracias, ojare, my pikin.
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Welcome my obodo oyinbo and pigin english writer. Enjoy yourself.
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Originally Posted by Dziree Welcome and happy posting
Dziree, thanks a million.
By the way which Dziree is this? The one living in the uk? Used to be on NE? Huge chest? If yes then I know you. Holla
Your baby is so cute, bless
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Originally Posted by emj Eherm, who are u re? Na wich kain joint u dey self...u cannot be landing phor here juess anyhow without paying Landing fees...oya talk to me make i hia
EMJ
Chairperson Board of trustees JJCamb
Madam EMJ, woman no dey collect Landing fees for my village o! Tell ya oga make im show face and we go settle the matter. Meanwhile enter kitchen make u prepare fresh-fish pepper soup wey me and ya oga go wack when wey dey discuss the Landing fee 
Thanks for welcoming me babes
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Originally Posted by Ph3y Welcome aboard this great ship...
Thats so kind of you. Thanks
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Originally Posted by Abraxas Hi, L.A. Khiran (JJC)!
I hope sey yoo know sey Pidgin English and Brokin no be de same, even dough dem resemble.
In case yoo no know, de lingua franca for dis awa Village of origin (of no regret) na Brokin (no be Pidgin English), {yoo hear?}
Brokin get 'inhm own syntax, semantics, and semiology. If yoo want know, make yoo kukuma go register for de Ile-Ogbon School of Brokin Neurolinguistics, for Igbo-Eleri University of Hard Knocks, at the 100th Floor of the Village Twin Towers Complex, just by the Square. Uncle Tisha na de Principal Emeritus, alias Fais Shansello!
Muchas gracias, ojare, my pikin.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Life President, Village Elders' Forum (Bar, Discotheque & Casino)
Bia the way you take destroy we pidgin ati broken show say u never sabi teh language well. So E be like say you go enrol for ma pidgin class o! I go give you discount as per man no man. Shey you be Naija? ehen! I charge you 5naira per lesson. Wetin you think? .... Thanks for the warm welcome man
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Originally Posted by L. A. Khiran Madam EMJ, woman no dey collect Landing fees for my village o! Tell ya oga make im show face and we go settle the matter. Meanwhile enter kitchen make u prepare fresh-fish pepper soup wey me and ya oga go wack when wey dey discuss the Landing fee
Thanks for welcoming me babes
Haaa.....see me see dis JJC o...na wetin you talk...pardmi? Na which mouth u want talk chopulate pepper........Securityyyyyyy....make una come carry dis man and hin walking stick comot quick/fast...if hin talk again, make una remove dat hin google...children of nowadaz...kai 
Oya drop 100 without your gbemu stomach touching ground 
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>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to Public Office..Aesop<
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>“It ain’t so much what people know that hurts them as what they know that ain’t so.”- Artemus Ward <
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Originally Posted by L. A. Khiran My Fiful I don land una joint o! My style of writing is Pidgin mix wif Queen Elizaberth own English. Please bear wif me, na so I sabi reach. But if it gets too much, I go just dey yarn only pidgin, as per I am the defending champion of Pidgin English. O yes! I am Male, a Naija Man to the core that is. Any other question, just ask. Bless
Hey, Mallam Pidgin Queen, I no like your gemu! Abi una no get barber for your village?  Oya, quick, quick go use Gillette scrape the yeye thing commot before I fit talk to you!
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Hi, Director Village Homeland Security!
Security! Security!! Security!!!
Come qwuick-qwuick~o, we done finish, no be small.
I beg, Homeland Security, make yoo try evacuate dis JJC to OBJ 'inhm village wey dey right inside de middle of Nowhere, for Ibogun, for Owu Kingdom.
No forget to remember not to forget sey yoo must to scan 'inhm biometric records with de Sole Administrator of de JCCAMB Database, for Basement Level -30. Me, I tyre for recycling eco-friendly elders wey dey born again .
Muchas gracias.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Visiting Professor of Brokin Neurolinguistics, Semantics, Syntax & Semiology,
Igbo-Eleri University of Hard Knocks.
__________________ No matter who writes the history of Nigeria, even if it is Obasanjo's greatest enemy, would you erase the fact that out of 140 million people, God gave him an opportunity to manage this country three times? Can you erase that? Born into a very poor family, in that his village in Ibogun, God gave him the opportunity to be educated, and this Nigerian had the opportunity of running this country three times. It is not by his making!
- Chief (Commodore) Olabode George; BSc (Propaganda); MSc (Ego Massaging); PhD (Advanced Sycophancy)
"We are not in this for money, or for our own personal self. We are a people invested in a cause. And that cause is to liberate our people from abject poverty and deprivation in the midst of plenty." — General (Evangelist) Tompolo of MEND
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Originally Posted by Abraxas Hi, Director Village Homeland Security!
Security! Security!! Security!!!
Come qwuick-qwuick~o, we done finish, no be small.
I beg, Homeland Security, make yoo try evacuate dis JJC to OBJ 'inhm village wey dey right inside de middle of Nowhere, for Ibogun, for Owu Kingdom.
No forget to remember not to forget sey yoo must to scan 'inhm biometric records with de Sole Administrator of de JCCAMB Database, for Basement Level -30. Me, I tyre for recycling eco-friendly elders wey dey born again .
Muchas gracias.
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Visiting Professor of Brokin Neurolinguistics, Semantics, Syntax & Semiology,
Igbo-Eleri University of Hard Knocks.
I talk am! I know say that him bia-bia na bomb e hide inside! See now? If no be say barber do him job, how we for know say this man wey e dey talk like say him na better person want come bomb this village? S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y!!! Which ones now? Una no hear wetin oga talk? Carry the man, bomb and all, to Ibogun village quick-quick!
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L. A. Khiran, hello nd welcome to the only cyber village of no regrets... 
but, e be like say you don incured the wrath of some elders and villagers oo!
you sef no try... you first send de madam go kitchen,  a whole madam emj? den oga Abraxas, a whole Visiting Professor of Brokin Neurolinguistics, Semantics, Syntax & Semiology,
Igbo-Eleri University of Hard Knocks na im u wan dey give lessons for N5??  , in his chosen field? 
now dem don call security for you? in fact dem don dey wait make u show face again. you betta do as you sopose do oo, and quick quick too. se u hear?
welcome once again
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hi dear friends,
Ano you no take English for secondary school? Are you sure you did not go to Abe-Bridge Grammar School? I am just joking, but check yourself if you.
Thanks
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L A Khiran you open eye no be small o so tay you come send a whole countessa to kitchen. Hen!! hen!!!, hen!!!! hen!!!!!. You dey on ya own for this one o  .
You're are very welcome to our village of no regret. Hope to see you around after you settle yaself with elders lol. Once again Welicomu
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