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Originally Posted by emj  Bia young lady, beware of how u talk to us in this office...or u might be fined or deported to Siberia..citizen or no citizen, you must(not mandatory) introduce yourself and bring partykolas...you aint gonna escape it(respects ITB, denker) 
Iye is very unassuming ….stumbled on this site by accident and glad she did……. Deepthought and Ewuro promise to bankroll the kola. 
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Originally Posted by Iye Iye is very unassuming ….stumbled on this site by accident and glad she did……. Deepthought and Ewuro promise to bankroll the kola.
Hmmm, F9..less than 5lines...oya try again...no come hia come dey write exam 7times o.
Oya answer for Pidgin English, sharp sharp...not less than 15lines....qweshion:
Na who be Iye?
Na wetin dey make u tick?
Na laik how NVS bin dey sweet u for bodi?
Tell us the things wey dey sweet u for NVS
Also tell us the thing wey u no laik for NVS
Na laik how many rivers u bin cross b4 u bin reach dis village?
EMJ
Chairperson Board Of trustee JJCamb
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>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to Public Office..Aesop<
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>The Price Of Greatness Is Responsibility..Winston Churchill<
>“It ain’t so much what people know that hurts them as what they know that ain’t so.”- Artemus Ward <
>Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.< JS | |
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You be the kind teacher, I no dey gree enter their class oooh
1 Iye is no be wahala persin….on a good day
2 Pumo de make me tick….i no dey chop am again
3 Dey sweet me yanfu yanfu
4 Meeting people like you…dey sweet my belle
5 I no laik all this color color card
No vex if I write off point…..na nite school I go…….just give me pass mark, make I go find some people trouble, for main road...
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| | | Oct 20, 2009
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Originally Posted by Iye You be the kind teacher, I no dey gree enter their class oooh
1 Iye is no be wahala persin….on a good day
2 Pumo de make me tick….i no dey chop am again
3 Dey sweet me yanfu yanfu
4 Meeting people like you…dey sweet my belle
5 I no laik all this color color card
No vex if I write off point…..na nite school I go…….just give me pass mark, make I go find some people trouble, for main road...
Eherm, nah how many lines be dat?
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>I prefer to be full of God....No Bullshtzing<
>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to Public Office..Aesop<
>Ape ko to jeun, ki je baje <
>The Price Of Greatness Is Responsibility..Winston Churchill<
>“It ain’t so much what people know that hurts them as what they know that ain’t so.”- Artemus Ward <
>Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.< JS | |
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Countess, I do not think that Iye clicked the link on post 18 which you provided for the questions. I too dey wonder how long it will take her to pass oh!
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| | | Oct 20, 2009
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Originally Posted by Habiba Countess, I do not think that Iye clicked the link on post 18 which you provided for the questions. I too dey wonder how long it will take her to pass oh!
Thank u ojare...the kain night school wey she bin go dey for Hotlanta abi nah those online wans self...even Andy Uba go try pass dis kain Visa candidate o...if na eleke crescent dem go don tell am make she go siddon for korner small or stamp her passport bashiga..no enter, gbam.
How yonder ojare Habiba? Long time no see ya full light? 
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Eni Olorun da Kose Clone
>I prefer to be full of God....No Bullshtzing<
>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to Public Office..Aesop<
>Ape ko to jeun, ki je baje <
>The Price Of Greatness Is Responsibility..Winston Churchill<
>“It ain’t so much what people know that hurts them as what they know that ain’t so.”- Artemus Ward <
>Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.< JS | |
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Na this busy busy life, how we go do. I visit the Villagesquare on and off for my regular igbaladun. Mun gode Allah. Oban giji ya na tama ke mu. (we thank the Lord. He is helping us)
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Folks,
This Iye wey everybody dey fall over to Love self, true true I can’t understand…… After 400+ post we are still giving her welcome Party with free Maltina & Nasco Biscuit as if she just start her voyage for our Village of no turning back….
Iye reminds me of typical woman (unwed or traditional Marriage only) wey after she done born 7 pikini for Oga and they finally decide to make a good woman of her, will insist on a White wedding Gown on the wedding day to appear like a Virgin (as if the Pikinis’ are of Immaculate conception)…..
In short I go p.m. Oga Big-K so that any JJC wey post more than 30 post go forfeit their right to 15 minutes of fame that they get through Introduction section……
Iye you know I love you and you be my favourite ( I lie)…
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B. Carson,
Its better to keep Iye engaged in this welcome party than have her chase moderators around in NVS Matters. A prominent analyst actually did a correlation analysis and found an inverse relationship between villagers who come in through this section and yellow/red cards. In other words. JJCs that complete this welcoming process usually go on to become model villagers - no red cards, infractions etc, while those that are on NVS matters from day one are usually not far from trouble. This is why i carry Iye come here.
Talking about that, where is your own visa?
Weldone EMJ.
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Originally Posted by Habiba Countess, I do not think that Iye clicked the link on post 18 which you provided for the questions. I too dey wonder how long it will take her to pass oh!
Chai...all this exam invigilators no get mercy at all, adult education no easy now. 
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Originally Posted by Bill Carson Folks,
This Iye wey everybody dey fall over to Love self, true true I can’t understand…… After 400+ post we are still giving her welcome Party with free Maltina & Nasco Biscuit as if she just start her voyage for our Village of no turning back….
Iye reminds me of typical woman (unwed or traditional Marriage only) wey after she done born 7 pikini for Oga and they finally decide to make a good woman of her, will insist on a White wedding Gown on the wedding day to appear like a Virgin (as if the Pikinis’ are of Immaculate conception)…..
In short I go p.m. Oga Big-K so that any JJC wey post more than 30 post go forfeit their right to 15 minutes of fame that they get through Introduction section……
Iye you know I love you and you be my favourite ( I lie)…
Bill…stop this your bad belle….you no no say this na punishment in disguise…..from Citizen to visa applicant….may your own not be like this….you no say amen 
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Originally Posted by Big-K B. Carson,
Its better to keep Iye engaged in this welcome party than have her chase moderators around in NVS Matters. A prominent analyst actually did a correlation analysis and found an inverse relationship between villagers who come in through this section and yellow/red cards. In other words. JJCs that complete this welcoming process usually go on to become model villagers - no red cards, infractions etc, while those that are on NVS matters from day one are usually not far from trouble. This is why i carry Iye come here.
Talking about that, where is your own visa?
Weldone EMJ.
Haba! Oga Big-K, you want to expose me (Native Son) say I be illegal Immigrant for NVS?
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| Re: Why am in love with NVS
Originally Posted by Big-K B. Carson,
Its better to keep Iye engaged in this welcome party than have her chase moderators around in NVS Matters. A prominent analyst actually did a correlation analysis and found an inverse relationship between villagers who come in through this section and yellow/red cards. In other words. JJCs that complete this welcoming process usually go on to become model villagers - no red cards, infractions etc, while those that are on NVS matters from day one are usually not far from trouble. This is why i carry Iye come here.
Talking about that, where is your own visa?
Weldone EMJ.
Mol Villagers like Chief Kalu.
Maybe I have to start lessons on how to be red and yellow card free.
And how not to smell purgatory. Fees from the course will definitely be good money from the side. 
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nepotists, those that make the country look big for
nothing ....... those that have
corrupted our society and put the Nigerian political
calendar back by their words and deeds."
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Originally Posted by Iye To tell the truth, am in love with NVS….
Also, I can talk with people with like mind and crazy people too……and so many good stuff…. 
You are so right. I think a little craziness is good. I still can't believe that a few weeks ago nipples were on display...more than crazy.
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| | | Oct 20, 2009
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Big-K thanks for getting Iye of moderators back and bringing her to this thread where we can get to know her better.
Iye I join others in welcoming you to this village even though you're not a stranger to some of us anymore.
Let me whisper a secret to you, em!!! just avoid trouble makers like billy, chief deepthought and you'll be fine . Even if you no fit avoid them, not to worry I got your back 
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Originally Posted by valteena Big-K thanks for getting Iye of moderators back and bringing her to this thread where we can get to know her better.
Iye I join others in welcoming you to this village even though you're not a stranger to some of us anymore.
Let me whisper a secret to you, em!!! just avoid trouble makers like billy, chief deepthought and you'll be fine . Even if you no fit avoid them, not to worry I got your back
Ah my sista you de well….don’t go without having some guguru and zobo...thanks and God bless 
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Big-K thanks for getting Iye off moderators back and bringing her to this thread where we can get to know her better
Iye,
No mind these moderator people O jare, abeg fire on with them joo. The board is too peaceful these days sef.
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Originally Posted by DeepThought Iye,
No mind these moderator people O jare, abeg fire on with them joo. The board is too peaceful these days sef.
Na for my head you won make dem take break coconut....Iye no de fine trouble....
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| Re: Why am in love with NVS
Iye, are you here to regularize your stay or to socialize? If the former, please answer the questions posed to you by the Chairperson, JJCAMB quickly and correctly. Na my own be that o.
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Originally Posted by Mikky jaga Iye, are you here to regularize your stay or to socialize? If the former, please answer the questions posed to you by the Chairperson, JJCAMB quickly and correctly. Na my own be that o.
Come to think of it….I don’t know why am here…but since I have a military background which says obey before complain…..that’s what am doing….
I answer all my questions oooh…to the best of my ability….MJ mind ya self…you won tell them say na Toronto certificate I get … 
By the way what did you bring for the new girl in town…. all these stingy villages
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