Why am in love with NVS

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by Iye

Come to think of it….I don’t know why am here…but since I have a military background which says obey before complain…..that’s what am doing….

I answer all my questions oooh…to the best of my ability….MJ mind ya self…you won tell them say na Toronto certificate I get …

By the way what did you bring for the new girl in town….all these stingy villages

Good, now, to my own question.

How long do people on Virgin Islands remain virgins or are they perpetual virgins?

[mulan]

Iye,

You dey talk because they never give you list abi? LOL...

[Iye]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

Good, now, to my own question.

How long do people on Virgin Islands remain virgins or are they perpetual virgins?

Are you a member of the JJCAMP?……am only answerable to them

[Iye]

Originally Posted by mulan

Iye,

You dey talk because they never give you list abi? LOL...

Waiting for the list……..MJ has given his word to settle it………then I have Deepthought, Ewuro etc….even Dear Auspy will not want to see me kick off for lack of funds…

[Iye]

Unlawful documentation delay

I think this JJCAMP are giving my papers special consideration ooooh, do they not have a turnaround time of 8working hours, please help needed…

[emj]

Originally Posted by Iye

Come to think of it….I don’t know why am here…but since I have a military background which says obey before complain…..that’s what am doing….

I answer all my questions oooh…to the best of my ability….MJ mind ya self…you won tell them say na Toronto certificate I get …

By the way what did you bring for the new girl in town….all these stingy villages

Eherm, my post namber 22 said not less than 15 lines..fifteen lines.
How many lines was your response?

All the elders in this village came to the thread to helpy u, but inaa, na over the bar..even Habiba came out of hibernation specially to help u...but u decided to derail ur own interview by not reading for the exam(plus all the hints, minus devu).
Abegy tell us weda na University of Toronto abi na Chicago u bin go..make we for know say, okay u be ojuyobo's(Salisu's or Tinubu's sister) relative.

As per turn around time.....the way and manner u respond and ur general demure determines when.
The interview process is also based on ur cyber temperature(consult the guide i provided up dia).

U may wish to take a short break or try to stretch ur legs by going to the village chapel, mosque or shrine..which ever rocks ur boat..baba ifa is always in the shrine, and dat Bishop is always in the chapel, and Tundemee(with his goatee) can be found in the village mosque


PS>>.....endeavor to answer all questions posed at u by VTT staff and well wishers..all elders/villagers, minus jjcs.

[Iye]

Walahi EMJ you go kill me for this village ooooh…….i don laugh, piss for pant finish.

Don Allah from 5lines to 15lines…….haba….even the thesis I do for uni of Toronto along with my brother Sanusi no long reach that now……biko help ya sista…

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by Iye

Are you a member of the JJCAMP?……am only answerable to them

Which one be JJCAMP? I don laugh taya This girl na real JJC walahi! Well, before I help you with settling the list, I get more questions for you. I dey go dey come.

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by Iye

Walahi EMJ you go kill me for this village ooooh…….i don laugh, piss for pant finish.

Don Allah from 5lines to 15lines…….haba….even the thesis I do for uni of Toronto along with my brother Sanusi no long reach that now……biko help ya sista…

Iye, because you be my personal person, make I give you some small expo.

1. This place na VTT, dem get their own rules for this place. Some yanga wey you fit do for the Main square, you no go fit do for here o

2. For here we get elders and here them no dey refer to elders as if you and them be paddy. Titles like Oga, Countess, Olori etc are very appropriate here.

3. Answer all questions. Any answer is better than no answer at all.

4. All we do here is have fun. No antagonism, no expression of some bloated ego.

Follow the staff as they take you through the interview process in your characteristic light hearted manner and you can't go wrong.

Now my question.... Wait, I still dey come.

[emj]

Eherm Madam Iye, ur application get ke leg becos u no gree follow due process.....(answer 15lines pere).and ur application might be shredded if u waste our time ....i juess say make i hint u small...u fit peep into the archives small to see how others before u fared.....and possibly how to respond and also the real due process at work...cheerios

Abegy remember not to forget to remember that juess as this process is voluntary, it is not mandatory that we issue u with a Temp Transit Visa, not to talk of Diplomatic Visa.

EMJ
Chairperson BOT JJCAMB

[Iye]

All of una for this camp, I know una address….if I no get my visa, I go come paint graffiti for una doormot….EMJ, Don, Sandylomo etcetera!! Etcetera!!!

[VOR]

Shuooooooooooooooooooooooooooo where dis woman take enter fillage sef? Una see how she dey take style style maradona we for hia? Even dey recruit villagers wey go helep am delifer partykolas for helders? Wan come turn painter and decorator for we for hia.....

SEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRIIIIITTT TYYYYYYYY

Iye as Countess tell you make you write 15 lines kpere....if you nor say u nor fit.....just bring koret tombo liquor for we helders dem..5 and 15 lines look de same when we don shak well well.....shey u get?

Originally Posted by Iye

All of una for this camp, I know una address….if I no get my visa, I go come paint graffiti for una doormot….EMJ, Don, Sandylomo etcetera!! Etcetera!!!

[Iye]

Originally Posted by VOR

Shuooooooooooooooooooooooooooo where dis woman take enter fillage sef? Una see how she dey take style style maradona we for hia? Even dey recruit villagers wey go helep am delifer partykolas for helders? Wan come turn painter and decorator for we for hia.....

SEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRIIIIITTT TYYYYYYYY

Iye as Countess tell you make you write 15 lines kpere....if you nor say u nor fit.....just bring koret tombo liquor for we helders dem..5 and 15 lines look de same when we don shak well well.....shey u get?

I give you yansh, sorry hand….there must be alternative to 15lines now….haba na we we….Just name the brand and colour and na one day express deliver to your doormot!!

[VOR]

Originally Posted by Iye

I give you yansh, sorry hand….there must be alternative to 15lines now….haba na we we….Just name the brand and colour and na one day express deliver to your doormot!!

shuo....una see Iye so? this woman wan comot me from work ke! make amadioha save us from kobalisation ke

I say make I helep you small as pe you be beta feson you come dey talk say brand? I follow u talk brand ni abi which one be we we again..abi na urine you wan bring we?

Abeg o.......go consult with Chief Kalu...........na hin sabi how to settle helders for hia wellu wellu...

No be for my mouth you go hia say our oga d Don like XSOP and Sapele wota o

[Iye]

VOR.... I understand…no dey fear, all the other don chop egunje from my hand, dem no tell you…

I hereby present:

2 drums of Sapele water

4 carton of Odeku

10 rolls of Cuban Cigar

And for the children playing around a truck of Maltina.

[VOR]

heennnnn Iye Iye Iye........how many times I call you! be careful yasef gidi gan o.......how u go write am gidigba for hia say VTT staff dey kolet egunje? awusubillai make we nor see devu o!!

If you bring gift dede we go appreciate am but we be rule of law village...we nor dey accept egunje just appreciation inugo?

ehen....make you try increase the numbers of ehemmm wey you supply..... keresimesi don near finish...helders need to stock up you hia...no dey give us small small gifts as if to say we be ebina/elebi elders you hia?

Originally Posted by Iye

VOR.... I understand…no dey fear, all the other don chop egunje from my hand, dem no tell you…

I hereby present:

2 drums of Sapele water

4 carton of Odeku

10 rolls of Cuban Cigar

And for the children playing around a truck of Maltina.

[Iye]

Originally Posted by VOR

ehen....make you try increase the numbers of ehemmm wey you supply..... keresimesi don near finish...helders need to stock up you hia...no dey give us small small gifts as if to say we be ebina/elebi elders you hia?

Haba you won kill me…you never hear of recession….make helders reduce their appetite o, ehm manage this one first..tank you

[Big-K]

1. obedience
2. is
3. better
4. than
5. sacrifize
6. na
7. so
8. 15
9. lines
10. hard
11. reach?
12. this
13. post
14. alone
15. is
16. 17
17. lines

[Iye]

Originally Posted by Big-K

1. obedience
2. is
3. better
4. than
5. sacrifize
6. na
7. so
8. 15
9. lines
10. hard
11. reach?
12. this
13. post
14. alone
15. is
16. 17
17. lines

1 Thanks
2 For
3 The
4 Tip
5 Pastor
6 Big-K
7 Em
8 What
9 Was
10 The
11 kwish
12 Again.
13 Who
14 Is
15 Iye
16 ?
17 Iye
18 Is
19 A
20 Very
21 Kind
22 Hearted
22 Girl
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[emj]

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