Glad to pull into this port. Plan to stay a while.

[Wayfarer]

Hi, fellow villagers,

I am very happy to introduce myself. Like my name suggests, I intend to go from topic to topic, commenting on those that I find interesting, or those that I feel are very important to our country. I have followed the activity on this site for some time now, and am quite pleased by the diversity in our ideas, as well as our desire to keep advancing our country through these ideas. As for myself, I am a simple man by nature, not asking for much, and trying, with all my earthly might, to give as much as I can. Perharps I can start in that mission, right here at NVS. Thank you.

WAYFARER

[Amy]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Hi, fellow villagers,

As for myself, I am a simple man by nature, not asking for much, and trying, with all my earthly might, to give as much as I can. Perharps I can start in that mission, right here at NVS. Thank you.

WAYFARER

You bet you can start right here! You are most welcome to the square. Hope it will be a rewarding experience for you in more ways than one.

Enjoy!

[denker]

comments withdrawn.....amy dey much precious for me oooo!

Amy, i sorry oooo....you dey ooooo

[Amy]

Originally Posted by ithinkbetter

amy, my jesus christain sister, na who give you the audacity, authority, order and instruction to jump over the heads of our beloved villagers (iphey, our madam due process, emy and the big don abraxas) to welcome jjc, wey no even introduce himself according to formal introduction procedure...abi you dey crazy...take your time ooo

Oops!

If any rules were broken, I regret such as that was obviously not my intention. However, I will appreciate it if you convey your point amicably next time.

Amy will do just fine. The appendage will not be necessary... Thanks.

[Shoko Loko Bangoshe]

Amy,

You're good - no rules were broken.

Don't worry too much about what Ithinkbetter says - it's his stock in trade to fling crude insults around. In time, you'll learn to tune him out.

Shoko

[emj]

Originally Posted by Amy

Oops!

If any rules were broken, I regret such as that was obviously not my intention. However, I will appreciate it if you convey your point amicably next time.

Amy will do just fine. The appendage will not be necessary... Thanks.

Sorry about dat Amy, All villagers are more than qualified to welcome JJCs, ..........ITB had no idea of who you are, cos of ya Armani Google?bones(u did not break any rules)(wat are rules for anywaz, ....to be broken)

I can see that you are evolving in dis our village, keep your head straight girl.

@ ITB, thanks, but, abegy, make you dey look well well b4 u rush people o, some of this visitors na Oga hin Polo friends, no make Oga to give us query say we no welcome people on time. tx

@Wayfarer, good morning sir, good night

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by Wayfarer

Hi, fellow villagers,

I am very happy to introduce myself. Like my name suggests, I intend to go from topic to topic, commenting on those that I find interesting, or those that I feel are very important to our country. I have followed the activity on this site for some time now, and am quite pleased by the diversity in our ideas, as well as our desire to keep advancing our country through these ideas. As for myself, I am a simple man by nature, not asking for much, and trying, with all my earthly might, to give as much as I can. Perharps I can start in that mission, right here at NVS. Thank you.

WAYFARER

Hi, Wayfarer (JJC)!


TEMPORARY TRANSIT VISA APPROVED (plus Elongated Shopping visa as special jara for saving our time!)

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):

And so, it came to pass that a taxi driver picked up a nun. She got into the taxi, and the taxi driver would not stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring, and he replied: “I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.”

She answered: “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me”, the taxi driver confessed.

The nun responded: “Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The taxi driver was very excited, and said: “Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!”

The nun said: “OK, pull into the next alley.”

He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm a Moslem."

The nun replied, “That's OK, my name is Ibrahim, and I'm on my way to a PDP fund-raising costume party.”

That is the end of my story.

Ahhemmm! Err... em …mmhhhhmm, make I see sef:

Esteemed JJC, I take GOD Almighty beg you well-well, sey, when you are in the Square, please
covert or overt ethnocentric slurs, and/or racial chauvinism, or/and mindless pro-establishment sycophancy, praise-singing, executive arsehole hair licking, and/or ego massaging. For your information and general enlightenment, such posts are subject to being vetted and/or removed completely.

Consequently, I fervently implore you to always consciously endeavour to partake in civilized exchange of creative and progressive thoughts, whenever you happen to be in the Square of our Village of origin. Please strive to keep our Village of origin the bastion of responsible and intellectual free expression, particularly in the Nigerian sector of cyberspace.

Finally, by the powers conferred upon me, on behalf of all Villagers and JJCs legally resident on planet Earth, and also, on behalf of the Global Alliance for the Total De-Militarization of Nigerian Politics, the Special Task Force on the Effective Evacuation of OBJ from Aso Rock Villa, and the Pan-Nigerian Coalition for the Expedited Impeachment of both General Olusegun OBASANJO (GCFR), and Customs Officer Atiku ABUBAKAR (GCON), I do hereby cordially, and very wholeheartedly, welcome you on board the Nigerian Village Square, the flagship of Nigeria in cyberspace, as a fully authenticated JJC.

We all look forward to your active participation as you metamorphose into a full-blown bona fide citizen of this Village, in line with the demands of reciprocal obligations of civility, and compliance with the fundamentals of due process.

Once more, welcome on board the Nigerian Village Square, the default home page of the Nigerian cyber-literati, worldwide.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan Carlos ABRAXAS (III).
(His Eminence, Sheikh Sadiq d’Fcuk of Sakkwato Caliphate, Darfur & Dubai Emirates)
(Welcomer-in-Chief of all JJCs in the known universe, and beyond)

cc: Director of Laptop Operations & Miscellaneous Services to His Excellency (250th floor)
cc: Adviser General (AG) on JJC Admission Matters (105th floor)
cc: Senior Special Assistant (SSA) to the AG (97th floor)
cc: Director General, Village Security Service, VSS. (69th floor)