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|  Re: Tweets for Humorless Villagers
Family fun in Cozumel? Check. Norovirus or swine flu? No Check. Must now go detox from 5 days of 'all you can eat' crap!
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How come it's the little guy who always says, size does not matter?
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I don't believe in evolution. I believe in creation.
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She says I'm useful because I give her food. Bathe her. Brush her hair-yadi, yada. I'm feeling proud & useful. Then she ruins it w/ "But you need to stop bugging me about brushing my teeth."
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Truly Retarded POPSICLE Stick JOKE OF THE DAY: "Why was the bad baseball team so hot?" They didn't have any fans!
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Oh Shit! What have I gotten myself into? I have 1 month to write a feature length script for a local producer. Why? Cos I told him I could.
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Been thinking about getting a job. No, make that three jobs! A boob job, a nose job and maybe an invisalign job. What say you?
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How not to contract the H1N1 virus: Politely decline all hand shake offers by just saying 'No thanks,' and stop picking your damn nose!
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Me: Watching our pup licking his balls and wondering how many guys out there would...if they could. Did I just say that? So sorry  . Not really. 
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Originally Posted by uniben82  Me: Watching our pup licking his balls and wondering how many guys out there would...if they could. Did I just say that? So sorry . Not really.
UB82 Right Here, UB! 
Too bad you can't see me prove it.
Auspicious.
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Dear Uncle Auspy,
Try not to strain yourself. P.S. You could always fed ex me a photo 
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Was just listening to a country song titled, "I'd like to check you for ticks." Now, that's some sexy shit!
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That fruit bowl in my fridge, can kiss my (_ ! _)ss. It's home made ghirardelli brownie topped w/ bryers all the way. Hey, it's dreary out there!
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| Re: Tweets for Humorless Villagers
these are really funny...
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@ISL, much thanks. Glad you like- 
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I’m so excited. I think I’m sporting some grey hair. Finally. Yay! It’s doggy fur? Are you sure? Crap... 
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She asks if we’d like to try the Poo Poo Platter. I tell her any food item that remotely sounds like bodily function #2 can’t be good 4 anyone.
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She said she's sorry she accidentally ate an entire Snickers bar. Yep. All she had to do, was tell me she didn't feel like sharing.
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I think once U cross over that line to where under arm flesh is hanging, ya can't come back w/o med. intervention. Sorry-:
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Forgive me, oh tiny black spider crawling around in my bed. There can be only one!
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