Dog for Sale

[tengallons]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for
Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that

[emj]

Eherm liar or not that dog is worth much more than $10...u just need to know how to work it...and fiam laik dat, you will become a millionaire....btw, what's the ethnicity of the dog?
Is it an egun dog, ngbati ngbati, obioma, fura denono, or berom dog?

[tengallons]

Originally Posted by emj

Eherm liar or not that dog is worth much more than $10...u just need to know how to work it...and fiam laik dat, you will become a millionaire....btw, what's the ethnicity of the dog?
Is it an egun dog, ngbati ngbati, obioma, fura denono, or berom dog?

EMJ, make I answer your question wit' one tori. In dose days, e get one crazeman for village wen light fire during harmattan. As e siddon dey warm 'im bodi, di fire begin spread go wia some people farm dey. When di village people see as di fire dey burn dem farm, na 'im dem vex go meet di crazeman:

Village pipul: Crazeman, why you no control your fire? See as e dey burn our
farm!

Crazeman : Na di fire wen I light for here, na 'im I sabi. Dat one wey dey
burn go yonda, my hand no dey dia.

Dis kain question wey you ask me, e be as e get

[emj]

Hmm, tengallons, tengallons, be warming/warning yourself o...ehen. I bin ask u simple qweshion..u come dey take anoda tory jam am...na which kain wayo be dat?
Answer me now now b4 i fex

Oya se na Angas, Berom, Ijaw, Igbo, Yoruba, or Akwa-Ibom dog?

[tengallons]

Emmm, neva fex EMJ. Dat your kweshion, na only di dog mama and papa fit "hansa" am. But me I say na "Baba" kill am. Na you go dey put "ngida" on top.