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Jun 24, 2008
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Customers Desert Hotel After Death Of NNPC Chief
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By Gbenga Adeniji & Cyriacus Izuekwe

Ejigbo Central Guest House, situated at Ojoola Street, behind Ejigbo bus stop, Lagos, where a senior staff of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Mr. Lanre Akingbohungbe, died last weekend, during a sex session with his concubine, has been deserted.

A son of the owner of the hotel, who refused to disclose his names, confirmed to P.M.News this morning that the ugly incident has started affecting business, as people no longer patronise the hotel. He, however, refused to comment further, saying, “my father who is still abroad has warned me not to speak with the press on the issue.” When P.M.News called at St. Andrew’s (Anglican) Church, Adeniji-Adele Road, Okepopo, Lagos, yesterday evening, the church’s vicar said: “the lady was not a member of this church and I don’t know where you heard that the man was a committed member.” He was to take a sermon for a programme being held at that time and declined any further comments concerning the matter. P.M.News investigations revealed that the deceased, whose wife was said to have died years back, had been secretly buried in an undisclosed location in Lagos. However, a source in the church explained to P.M.News that everything concerning the late Akingbohungbe’s burial would be shrouded in secrecy because the manner of his death was not something to make noise about. “Even when his demise was announced on Sunday, it was not explicit. They just told the congregation that he had passed on,” the source stated. Akingbohungbe was described as a very jovial person who makes everybody happy wherever he was. Meanwhile, the lady at the centre of the death in the hotel room, Adebimpe Omogbehin, is still being interrogated at the Ejigbo police station.
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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:09 PM   # 1 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=docokwy;4295060105]Customers Desert Hotel After Death Of NNPC Chief
4 hours ago, 76 views

By Gbenga Adeniji & Cyriacus Izuekwe

Ejigbo Central Guest House, situated at Ojoola Street, behind Ejigbo bus stop, Lagos, where a senior staff of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Mr. Lanre Akingbohungbe, died last weekend, during a sex session with his concubine, has been deserted.


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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:10 PM   # 2 (permalink)
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The day of reckoning I say. Everyday for the thief. . . .

At least the dude came as he went. Sure way to heaven I say!

The reason I will not attempt to shag any old dude in Nigeria! Especially those ones above 45 years old. Most of them have never even seen a dentist not to talk of internist for an annual physical.

My Gosh! That is why most of them die like chickens after "a brief illness"! Diagnosis? Unknown! Blame the "witches" from my village!

Most of these dudes are walking corpses! Breathing and snoring like locomotive steam engines worse that the "General" used during the American civil war!

At your own risk I say with their big pot bellies, threatening to explode at any given moment with pammy and peppersoup!

I can't risk appearing on DSTV as a "romantic ritualist"!

What a disgrace!

Abeg Nigerian big men, make una dey write una last will and testament before you visit any "short time" joint with your cocktail of "viva viagra and Lisinopril abi na Lopressor"! Or what ever herbs, charms and amulets your native doctor has prescribed for enhancing your performance!

 
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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:18 PM   # 3 (permalink)
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The day of reckoning I say. Everyday for the thief. . . .

At least the dude came as he went. Sure way to heaven I say!

The reason I will not attempt to shag any old dude in Nigeria! Especially those ones above 45 years old. Most of them have never even seen a dentist not to talk of internist for an annual physical.

My Gosh! That is why most of them die like chickens after "a brief illness"! Diagnosis? Unknown! Blame the "witches" from my village!

Most of these dudes are walking corpses! Breathing and snoring like locomotive steam engines worse that the "General" used during the American civil war!

At your own risk I say with their big pot bellies, threatening to explode at any given moment with pammy and peppersoup!

I can't risk appearing on DSTV as a "romantic ritualist"!

What a disgrace!

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:22 PM   # 4 (permalink)
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@DEWDROPS
I hail this your comment a BLOCKBUSTERS.
Great Dewdrops.

Someone,somewhere said you are the new improved DEWDROPS.

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:23 PM   # 5 (permalink)
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DD - This your comment is ga ji
Siddon dia! My cut off na 38-45! Even that 45 is pushing it! If a pot belly is involved. . . .count me out!


Too many medical problems involved with "pot bellies".

Surprisingly very rarely do you see "pot bellied" sugar momas dying on top of their "boy toys"!

I wonder what is responsible. I don't want to find out though!

Be prepared to inherit a dead body that may never roll away from you after the dude don "quenchulate"!

See me see case ooooooooooooooooh!

Wetin I go tell my papa for village?

 
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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:24 PM   # 6 (permalink)
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Dewdrop, na you biko. Carry go. lol

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:25 PM   # 7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dewdrops View Post
Siddon dia! My cut off na 38-45! Even that 45 is pushing it! If a pot belly is involved. . . .count me out!

Be prepared to inherit a dead body that may never roll away from you after the dude don "quenchulate"!

See me see case ooooooooooooooooh!

Wetin I go tell my papa for village?
Obama na 46. abi you go tell me say that kind bobo no hot reach?

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:30 PM   # 8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Karo Akarah View Post
Obama na 46. abi you go tell me say that kind bobo no hot reach?

Obama na Nigerian dude? Half Kenya thank God! Those ones wen dey run marathon for inside forest? Obama is a 10 year old compared to many Nigerian 46 year old dudes. Please don't make the mistake of comparing both. Nigerian dudes that chop fufu for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Every artery 99% blocked!!!!!

I say in NIGERIA! One unholy orgasm and they are gone for life into the land of the "dearly departed"!

In America sef I go attempt a 90 old man sef. They all have pace makers as back up. Nigeria? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Cannot try that in Nigeria.

I dey krase?

Even a 35 year old dude in Nigeria is to be "used with caution"!

Endangered species!

 
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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:33 PM   # 9 (permalink)
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Look at Vernon Jordan. Hmmm! Hmm! The man is so, so, so, so, so, so physically attractive. And he is about 70. So, I think it is how people look after themselves.

Poor Mr. Akingbohungbe. I trust that he came . . . before he then went.

At least he had the good sense not to leave a wife to have to mourn in these circumstances unlike Enoma in Edo State.

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:37 PM   # 10 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Karo Akarah View Post
And our on Wale Akin and Raynosa na 55. Kai na im be say no show be that. how you see am Ray-Ray.

Even if i be 55 as you say.
My MOT is very okay with low mileage fully loaded with all options.
You no be woman i for say make i test drive................

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:40 PM   # 11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by RAYNOSA View Post
@DEWDROPS
I hail this your comment a BLOCKBUSTERS.
Great Dewdrops.

Someone,somewhere said you are the new improved DEWDROPS.
Let just say it is a temporary state of "sanity"!

No more fighting I promise! As una welcome me back now. . . only one love from now on!

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And our on Wale Akin and Raynosa na 55. Kai na im be say no show be that. how you see am Ray-Ray
No wonder. . . .with lips sealed!!!!
Hmmm!

 
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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 09:42 PM   # 12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Soul Sista View Post
Look at Vernon Jordan. Hmmm! Hmm! The man is so, so, so, so, so, so physically attractive. And he is about 70. So, I think it is how people look after themselves.

Poor Mr. Akingbohungbe. I trust that he came . . . before he then went.

At least he had the good sense not to leave a wife to have to mourn in these circumstances unlike Enoma in Edo State.

Soul Sista a/k/a Soul Sizzling

Now go and compare VJ to any 70 year old "Otumba" in Nigeria.

 
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Originally Posted by Dewdrops View Post
Obama na Nigerian dude? Half Kenya thank God! Those ones wen dey run marathon for inside forest? Obama is a 10 year old compared to many Nigerian 46 year old dudes. Please don't make the mistake of comparing both. Nigerian dudes that chop fufu for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Every artery 99% blocked!!!!!

I say in NIGERIA! One unholy orgasm and they are gone for life into the land of the "dearly departed"!

In America sef I go attempt a 90 old man sef. They all have pace makers as back up. Nigeria? Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Cannot try that in Nigeria.

I dey krase?

Even a 35 year old dude in Nigeria is to be "used with caution"!

Endangered species!
Dewwwwwdroooop! kai you go kill me for hia ooo. ok what about those Aboki dem wey look very fit when full for naija. No try those guys oo dem say dem be specialists for bedmatics oo. and dem get one kain special chewing stick like that for special action.

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Originally Posted by RAYNOSA View Post
Even if i be 55 as you say.
My MOT is very okay with low mileage fully loaded with all options.
You no be woman i for say make i test drive................
Whish one na, kai you no go kill fesin. You wan test drive bone? Na yoke i dey yoke ooh, I no say you be young bobo wey dey steriodically overdriven. Dewdrop go hear whiin.

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Old Jun 24, 2008 , 10:15 PM   # 15 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dewdrops View Post
Let just say it is a temporary state of "sanity"!

No more fighting I promise! As una welcome me back now. . . only one love from now on!



No wonder. . . .with lips sealed!!!!
Hmmm!
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After you na you.

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Originally Posted by Karo Akarah View Post
Whish one na, kai you no go kill fesin. You wan test drive bone? Na yoke i dey yoke ooh, I no say you be young bobo wey dey steriodically overdriven. Dewdrop go hear whiin.


You dey LK for trouble.
You never hear/know
DEWDROP na my sister...............................:smile :

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Old Jun 25, 2008 , 01:38 PM   # 17 (permalink)
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Me think say na curse make man waka go from where im waka come into this world. Which kind disgrace be this na?

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