Lamentations in efcc cell!

[agensheku]

SONGS FROM EFCC CELL…BY FLY ON THE WALL!
Na jeje I dey go when a fly parched on one of the wall on the EFCC cells yarned me this tory!he talk am say as a young man was driven into the premises in a Ford Escalade SUV,he burst out into song thus
“Daddy…daddy send me a lifeline o!....AAlijanjankijon!(2ce)
“Everybody dey take loans o,Aalijanjannkijon
“Naim I take one billion naira o!...Aalijanjankijon
“EFCC don begin purchoo me o…Aalijanjankijon
“Dadddy,daddy…you dey look me so!Aalijonjonkijon
“Na kasa I dey go o so,Aalijanjankijon!AS A LOVING DADDY,THE LATE BILLIONAIRE,HIMSELF A SONGSTER IN HIS DAYS BURST OUT FROM HEAVEN IN HIS CROACKY VOICE THUS:
“Sonny..sonny,make I no hear am o!...Aalijanjannkijon
“Me wey I dey bailout bankrupt people o!Aalijanjannkijon
“How much I spent from my billions before dem kill me o..Aalijanjankijon
“Sebi I say make una share the wealth o…Aalijanjankijon
“No be you dey ask for DNA o…Aalijanjankijon
“Shey una see your life o..Aalijanjankijon
“Dem no dey spend naira,dollar and pounds for Heaven o,Aalijanjankijon
“Na prayers and saara we dey chop here o..Aalijanjankijon
“Make you kno say o..Aalijanjankijon
“The pilot wey dey drive aeroplane o..Aaalijanjankijon
“E no dey press Horn o..aalijanjankijon
“Abi e wan make Baba God commot for road ne?..Aalijanjankijon
“make una no chop Pizza and coughsyrup for EFCC o..Aalijanjankijon
“Na only wetin other inmates dey chop,n aim make you chop o..AALIJANJANKIIIIJON!!!!!!

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