Would you marry a billionaire heiress ?

[Vade Mecum]

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's dumbest and most retarded homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's ugliest homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's most physically deformed spinster ?

Would you marry the world's most beautiful spinster who is also the world's dumbest and most retarded homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry the world's most beautiful spinster who is also the world's most congenitally indigent person ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's ugliest homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's most congenitally indigent person ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's most physically deformed spinster ?

Please rank your pick/selection in accordance with your scale of preference

[Shoko Loko Bangoshe]

Originally Posted by Vade Mecum

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's dumbest and most retarded homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's ugliest homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry a billionaire heiress, who is also the world's most physically deformed spinster ?

Would you marry the world's most beautiful spinster who is also the world's dumbest and most retarded homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry the world's most beautiful spinster who is also the world's most congenitally indigent person ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's ugliest homo sapien of the female gender ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's most congenitally indigent person ?

Would you marry the world's most intelligent spinster who is also the world's most physically deformed spinster ?

I might marry the intelligent/indigent spinster, or the beautiful/indigent spinster... the others, no.

'Twould have been more interesting if you had asked us to rank them in order of preference

[Vade Mecum]

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

I might marry the intelligent/indigent spinster, or the beautiful/indigent spinster... the others, no.

'Twould have been more interesting if you had asked us to rank them in order of preference

Please, thank you for the new perspective:

I have corrected the post to reflect your suggestion

[Shoko Loko Bangoshe]

OK, Monsignor Mecum, in order of preference...


Intelligent/indigent

Beautiful/indigent

Intelligent/deformed

Intelligent/ugly

Rich/deformed

Rich/ugly

Rich/stupid

Beautiful/stupid

[Abraxas]

Hi, Cardinal Vade Mecum!

Here is my pick, in descending order of preference:

(1) Rich/stupid: This is my #1 preference, for obvious reasons!

(2) Rich/ugly: I would help her to use her immense wealth to engage the services of the world's best cosmetic surgeon to re-engineer her looks radically, using an ikebelicous version of Beyounce as his benchmark.

(3) Rich/deformed: I would help her to use her billions of euros, yens, pounds sterling, and dollars to engage a team of the world's best anatomical architects, biomedical reconstructive surgical engineers, experts in robotics and android cosmetic surgery to completely refurbish her looks radically, using a butilicious version of Jenifer Lopez as their benchmark.

(4) Beautiful/stupid: I'll manage and dutifully shine her congo (regularly) in order to compensate for her stupidity, which, quite frankly, I can easily overlook, in view of my IMMENSE love for her congo! I will also have to invest heavily in providing her police guard dog protection services 24/7, in view of the high likelihood that she could be taken advantage of by some male wolves in my neighbourhood, especially my close friends who could capitalize on her stupidity.

(5) Beautiful/indigent: I'll manage and dutifully shine her congo (regularly) for just a few naira or so, given the fact that she is economically challenged, which, quite frankly, I can easily accommodate, in view of her condition of ABJECT poverty: Pssst! ...psst! She will not be expensive to maintain, quite unlike the average senior babes of this sinful world of ours!

(6) Beautiful/deformed: At least I can manage her kpoiñyon.

(7) Intelligent/ugly: I can manage her kpoiñyon in the dark, and also use her effectively as a spy and/or a decoy on randy money bags.

(8) Intelligent/deformed: This one can be given the assignment of finding out workable modalities, methodologies, and brilliant strategies for enabling her perform her matrimonial assignments, despite all odds.

(9) Intelligent/indigent: This one is a total risk who would invariably steal me dry and drive me into penury because of her excessive longer-t'roat, induced by sustained poverty. God forbid bad t'ing, ojare!!

Muchas gracias, my good cardinal. I hope this satisfies your seemingly insatiable, and excruciatingly boring opinion sampling needs.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[RAYNOSA]

On 1ONE condition if she is very old and likely to die before me!!!!!!!!!!......

Na joke i dey ooooh

[OverLoad]

Is this a trick question???

[Vade Mecum]

Originally Posted by Abraxas

Hi, Cardinal Vade Mecum!

Here is my pick, in descending order of preference:

(1) Rich/stupid: This is my #1 preference, for obvious reasons!

(2) Rich/ugly: I would help her to use her immense wealth to engage the services of the world's best cosmetic surgeon to re-engineer her looks radically, using an ikebelicous version of Beyounce as his benchmark.

(3) Rich/deformed: I would help her to use her billions of euros, yens, pounds sterling, and dollars to engage a team of the world's best anatomical architects, biomedical reconstructive surgical engineers, experts in robotics and android cosmetic surgery to completely refurbish her looks radically, using a butilicious version of Jenifer Lopez as their benchmark.

(4) Beautiful/stupid: I'll manage and dutifully shine her congo (regularly) in order to compensate for her stupidity, which, quite frankly, I can easily overlook, in view of my IMMENSE love for her congo! I will also have to invest heavily in providing her police guard dog protection services 24/7, in view of the high likelihood that she could be taken advantage of by some male wolves in my neighbourhood, especially my close friends who could capitalize on her stupidity.

(5) Beautiful/indigent: I'll manage and dutifully shine her congo (regularly) for just a few naira or so, given the fact that she is economically challenged, which, quite frankly, I can easily accommodate, in view of her condition of ABJECT poverty: Pssst! ...psst! She will not be expensive to maintain, quite unlike the average senior babes of this sinful world of ours!

(6) Beautiful/deformed: At least I can manage her kpoiñyon.

(7) Intelligent/ugly: I can manage her kpoiñyon in the dark, and also use her effectively as a spy and/or a decoy on randy money bags.

(8) Intelligent/deformed: This one can be given the assignment of finding out workable modalities, methodologies, and brilliant strategies for enabling her perform her matrimonial assignments, despite all odds.

(9) Intelligent/indigent: This one is a total risk who wold invariably steal me dry and drive me into penury because of her excessive longer-t'roat, induced by sustained poverty. God for bid bad t'ing, ojare!!

Muchas gracias, my good cardinal. I hope this satisfies your seemingly insatiable, and excruciatingly boring opinion sampling needs.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

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Please let it be known to you that I am immensely pleased with your response to my poser.

You were at your philosophical best

You wore your thinking hat

You demonstrated depth

You exhibited the reality factor

You called a spade a spade

Thank you

[blooming_i]

Originally Posted by RAYNOSA

On 1ONE condition if she is very old and likely to die before me!!!!!!!!!!......

Na joke i dey ooooh

Ok, on that one condition, what's your preference?

[Vade Mecum]

Originally Posted by OverLoad

Is this a trick question???

Nope, this is not a trick question

I did not write 'girlfriend'

Neither, did I use the word 'adultery'

Therefore, no trick nor hidden agenda here

I used the word 'Marry'

To marry is not a sin

True reason, I had no quarrel with the 'adult' portion of Abraxas' post

Please feel free to participate

There is no hidden agenda

Try to explain the reasons for your selection

The point is to make us exercise our philosophical aspect

To inspire us to exercise the critical thinking part of our medulla oblongata, cerebrium and cerebellum (Drs. Dem, Bunch and my dear .bebi, please help me out here.)

For once, rub shoulders with Socrates, Aristotle and Archimedes

Most importantly, remember please, that it is not just about your selection; but the reasons for your selection.

All selections are on a level playing field; what makes the difference, is the acceptability of the reasons

[Shoko Loko Bangoshe]

Don Juan Carlos Abraxas XLVIVLX,

I laik yor stayel.

But see o... as you are talking about using the rich ugly/deformed woman's wealth to make her beautiful/undeformed, don't you think that she would have thought of doing that herself?

[Vade Mecum]

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

OK, Monsignor Mecum, in order of preference...


Intelligent/indigent

Beautiful/indigent

Intelligent/deformed

Intelligent/ugly

Rich/deformed

Rich/ugly

Rich/stupid

Beautiful/stupid

Air Chief Marshall Shokos

Could you please support your selection with an explanatory addendum ?

Thank you for your understanding and co-operation in this regard.

[Abraxas]

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

Don Juan Carlos Abraxas XLVIVLX,

I laik yor stayel.

But see o... as you are talking about using the rich ugly/deformed woman's wealth to make her beautiful/undeformed, don't you think that she would have thought of doing that herself?

Hi, Air Vice Marshall Shoko Loko Bangoshe!

Even if she would have thought of doing that herself, the fact remains that she has not YET done so! Maybe she does not know what to do, despite her billions of euros, dollars, yens, Swiss franks, and pounds sterling! Who knows?

Maybe she is rich, ugly, deformed, and STUPID! Meanwhile, I have an assignment at hand: to marry her.

Muchas gracias.

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[dem]

.....In a New York minute!

[WayoGuy]

I would marry her mother, assuming that's from whom she would inherit the billions of dollars and she is single.

I had been waiting to see if someone would notice the tricky (wayo) angle to the question. We had a similar question in first year law school class. By definition, an heir to a fortune has nothing. An heiress has nothing. As long as he/she has the appellation of “heir/heiress” it means that someone has to die first before he/she inherits (a father, mother, husband, etc). And as long as the owner of the fortune has not died, that owner can always give/will the fortune to someone else.

So, I would wait until she is rich and not just an heiress or I will marry whoever she will inherit the money from.

[ikechiji]

Originally Posted by WayoGuy

I would marry her mother, assuming that's from whom she would inherit the billions of dollars and she is single.

I had been waiting to see if someone would notice the tricky (wayo) angle to the question. We had a similar question in first year law school class. By definition, an heir to a fortune has nothing. An heiress has nothing. As long as he/she has the appellation of “heir/heiress” it means that someone has to die first before he/she inherits (a father, mother, husband, etc). And as long as the owner of the fortune has not died, that owner can always give/will the fortune to someone else.

So, I would wait until she is rich and not just an heiress or I will marry whoever she will inherit the money from.

Not so fast WayoGuy. Americans, unlike the British, use the word heir/heiress to refer to someone who has or who will inherit a fortune in the future. Merriam-Webster defines heir as:

one who inherits or is entitled to inherit property

A recent CNN news article described Germany's richest woman as a BMW Heiress although she has already inherited the billions! Ditto for John Kerry's wife who is often referred to as the Heinz Heiress, etc

BMW heiress 'blackmailed for millions'



BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- Germany's richest woman has said a former lover has threatened to release pictures of them together if she does not pay him millions of euros (dollars), according to her spokesman.

Susanne Klatten's spokesman Joerg Appelhans told CNN Tuesday that the BMW heiress alerted police in January this year that she was the victim of fraud and blackmail by a man he identified as Mr. S.

Appelhans said the man had been threatening since autumn 2007 to release pictures of their "meetings" together.

Klatten "came to the conclusion that the relationship with Mr. S. was of a solely criminal nature," Appelhans said. Some German media reports say Klatten is one of four rich German women who have been preyed on by the same gang.

"His goal was from the beginning to con her and to blackmail her into giving him money. She rigorously notified authorities even in light of the uncomfortable public repercussions this would have for her. The ensuing criminal investigation led to the arrest of the perpetrator," Appelhans added.

"The blackmailing with pictures of the meetings they had began in the fall of 2007. First, the blackmailer demanded a loan of several million euros. Later, he attempted to solicit a much larger sum."

Anton Winkler, from the Munich state prosecutor's office, confirmed that an investigation has been opened and that a man called Helg Scarbi was arrested in January and is in custody in Munich. He declined to give further details.

Rome daily La Repubblica, quoting documents German investigators sent to Italian prosecutors, has reported that the suspect allegedly tried to obtain €40 million ($51 million) from Klatten, according to The Associated Press.

Klatten, the daughter of the late BMW chief Herbert Quandt, holds a 12.5-percent stake in the German carmaker and a 51.1-percent share of chemical company Altana.

In 2007 Forbes magazine listed her as the world's 68th richest person, with a personal fortune of $9.6 billion.

[WayoGuy]

Ikechiji, nwanna,
I hope I don't derail Pastor Vade Mecum's excellent thread.

Lay people may use legal terms and words however they wish. There are hundreds of legal words misused or corrupted by lay usage.

I have a copy of the Blacks Law Dictionary in my hands, which defines heir as: "strictly those whom statutory law would appoint to inherit an estate should the ancestor die without a will (intestate). 29 Cal. Rptr. 601, 605, 606, 332 P.2d 773, 775."

[ikechiji]

Originally Posted by WayoGuy

Ikechiji, nwanna,
I hope I don't derail Pastor Vade Mecum's excellent thread.

Lay people may use legal terms and words however they wish. There are hundreds of legal words misused or corrupted by lay usage.

I have a copy of the Blacks Law Dictionary in my hands, which defines heir as: "strictly those whom statutory law would appoint to inherit an estate should the ancestor die without a will (intestate). 29 Cal. Rptr. 601, 605, 606, 332 P.2d 773, 775."

Aaah but Nwanna, Vade Mecum's statement was not directed to a court of law but the court of public opinion so the legal definition does not come into play. What we are left we is the lay definition from Joe the Plumber's dictionary not Obama the Ivy League Lawyer's dictionary!

Heir
1. a person who inherits or has a right of inheritance in the property of another following the latter's death.
2. Law.
a. (in common law) a person who inherits all the property of a deceased person, as by descent, relationship, will, or legal process.
b. Civil Law. a person who legally succeeds to the place of a deceased person and assumes the rights and obligations of the deceased, as the liabilities for debts or the possessory rights to property.
3. a person who inherits or is entitled to inherit the rank, title, position, etc., of another.
4. a person or group considered as inheriting the tradition, talent, etc., of a predecessor.

[Shoko Loko Bangoshe]

Originally Posted by ikechiji

Aaah but Nwanna, Vade Mecum's statement was not directed to a court of law but the court of public opinion so the legal definition does not come into play. What we are left we is the lay definition from Joe the Plumber's dictionary not Obama the Ivy League Lawyer's dictionary!

Ikechiji,

Long time.

If we assume that the whole point of marrying the woman is to lay our greedy hands on as much cash as possible as soon as possible, then I'm with Wayo Guy.

Look at your definition:

a person who inherits or has a right of inheritance in the property of another following the latter's death.

So the heiress has to wait before someone is dead before inheriting, meaning that she has as yet not inherited.

And there's nothing saying that a heiress cannot be disinherited... so you might even end up with an indigent and stupid/ugly/deformed wife!

[ikechiji]

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

Ikechiji,
Long time.

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

Look at your definition:

a person who inherits OR has a right of inheritance in the property of another following the latter's death.

So the heiress has to wait before someone is dead before inheriting, meaning that she has as yet not inherited.

I believe you are missing out on the OR part. The BMW "Heiress" has already inherited billions from her dead pop. Ditto for a few other heiresses - Onassis, Von Bulow, Heinz, etc

Originally Posted by Shoko Loko Bangoshe

And there's nothing saying that a heiress cannot be disinherited... so you might even end up with an indigent and stupid/ugly/deformed wife!

I'll stick with the BMW Heiress. I'll marry her in a NY minute (no wayo about it! ). I'll leave the stupid/ugly/deformed wife for the one and only Don Juan Carlos Abraxas III!