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|  The wedding test
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
__________________ "Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit". Aristotle
"To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue;gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness".
Confucius
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Originally Posted by RoyalPalm  THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Eherm, na wich kain yeye clap? He did not pass any test ojare....He was going to the car to get his shield and badge...condoms and viagra 
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I read this write-up a few years back, the family was too naive, they did not design the test well. They should have left the scene and let a video man record the whole thing... that way there would have been no fake deliverance.
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If God says yes, and you say no, you have disagreed with God and have made yourself, "God" - Oluwato
Everything is by the law of sowing and reaping - Terry Mize
I keep six honest men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What, Why, When, How, Where and Who - Rudyard Kipling
Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
"...without TRUTH, education is moved to the skeptical, spirituality is moved to the mystical, and art is moved to the sensual." - Ravi Zacharias
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life - Jesus Christ
I am Adonai's righteousness in Yeshua HaMashiach (Jesus the Messiah) - Oluwato [based on 2 Corinthians 5:21]
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
Baruch atta Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam todah rabbah - Blessed are You O Lord our God King of the universe, thank You very much.
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Sister of your wife to be??, no amount of temptation should be able to make me look that way.
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Originally Posted by Balo Sister of your wife to be??, no amount of temptation should be able to make me look that way.
So right! Some women automatically 'vanish' from sight based on other, prior relationships.
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Originally Posted by Balo Sister of your wife to be??, no amount of temptation should be able to make me look that way.
Exactly my point. Though a good and innotive test, family members should have disappeared from the ambient environment and a neutral person should have been used for the test.
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Originally Posted by Oluwato I read this write-up a few years back, the family was too naive, they did not design the test well. They should have left the scene and let a video man record the whole thing... that way there would have been no fake deliverance.
I guess in those days, technology was not this advanced!
__________________ "Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit". Aristotle
"To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue;gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness".
Confucius
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They should have waited to confirm what he was going to do in his car!
Better still, allowed the young girl to get him undressed and lead him into the room with the lights out, with bride to be laying under the sheets!
__________________ "Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit". Aristotle
"To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue;gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness".
Confucius
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Originally Posted by Balo Sister of your wife to be??, no amount of temptation should be able to make me look that way.
Balo, you are a man and a half, I dub my hat
__________________ "Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit". Aristotle
"To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue;gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness".
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Hi, folks!
What if he had fallen for the temptation, and shined his sister-in-law's congo? What would the father-in-law have said, or done?
... Kick his younger daughter and failed son-in-law out of his life?
Wedding test, ko: kinky family orgy, ni!
I beg, make man pikin hear better climate, jo.
Obrigado!
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
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Originally Posted by Abraxas Hi, folks!
What if he had fallen for the temptation, and shined his sister-in-law's congo? What would the father-in-law have said, or done?
... Kick his younger daughter and failed son-in-law out of his life?
Wedding test, ko: kinky family orgy, ni!
I beg, make man pikin hear better climate, jo.
Obrigado!
Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
Bad Guy,
I guess that is why the post - to give you expo. Because if you fail this test, you will not only make CNN but all around you will for live relate with you based on that mind set.
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Somebody please tell me what is congo?
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Originally Posted by Asanail Somebody please tell me what is congo?
I actually had a good laugh with this one. The first time I read the term "I had to read along the lines" but still wondered why someone give it that name...from what I have come to know it means having sex... but then, I am Square SU...
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If God says yes, and you say no, you have disagreed with God and have made yourself, "God" - Oluwato
Everything is by the law of sowing and reaping - Terry Mize
I keep six honest men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What, Why, When, How, Where and Who - Rudyard Kipling
Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
"...without TRUTH, education is moved to the skeptical, spirituality is moved to the mystical, and art is moved to the sensual." - Ravi Zacharias
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life - Jesus Christ
I am Adonai's righteousness in Yeshua HaMashiach (Jesus the Messiah) - Oluwato [based on 2 Corinthians 5:21]
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
Baruch atta Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam todah rabbah - Blessed are You O Lord our God King of the universe, thank You very much.
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Originally Posted by Oluwato I actually had a good laugh with this one. The first time I read the term "I had to read along the lines" but still wondered why someone give it that name...from what I have come to know it means having sex... but then, I am Square SU...
Madam Oluwato, you're a bit off the mark.....What you have defined is actually shining congo.......
So Asanail.....You should be able to deduce what congo is by now  but if you're still unclear, maybe you need to go and ask in the intro section
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Originally Posted by Asanail Somebody please tell me what is congo? What is a Congo? Of course a Congo is a Cat. 
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Ok Ok I should have understood that one...I hope you all don't think I am stupid. But does 'congo' belong to the male or female...? shining congo is a nice sounding phrase
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Originally Posted by Asanail Ok Ok I should have understood that one...I hope you all don't think I am stupid. But does 'congo' belong to the male or female...? shining congo is a nice sounding phrase The Congo belongs to whomever you *think* it belongs to. It all depends on ones 'orientation', really.  Auspicious.
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Originally Posted by Asanail Ok Ok I should have understood that one...I hope you all don't think I am stupid. But does 'congo' belong to the male or female...? shining congo is a nice sounding phrase
Oops just saw Auspi's reply. What a cheeky fellow. I going over to join the ladies so we can exchange recipes and talk about men!
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Originally Posted by Asanail Oops just saw Auspi's reply. What a cheeky fellow. I going over to join the ladies so we can exchange recipes and talk about men!
What a smart girl…you need to learn how to attend to our brother’s stomach… 
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