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WHY SHE DID NOT CALL YOU BACK
What really happened when that sweet and adorable girl never called you back after your date ?
It's an annoying mystery.
You planned to introduce her to your parents
You really envisioned taking her to the alter
You thought she was the bomb; then she vamoosed, without an explanation NOW FIND OUT WHY
“He told me, ‘Salad gives me gas, so I think I’ll order something else.’ ”
“He was so boring that I actually started wondering, ‘Would it really be that rude if I just pulled out my book and started reading right now ? ”
He was just plain stupid. My online profile name is ‘CuteDoc’ and I had mentioned several times in our e-mails that I was a doctor. When he picked me up, he asked what I did for a living. I thought, “Well, maybe he forgot.” So I said, ‘I’m a radiologist’ And he replied, Is that a doctor ?’ ” [No it’s somebody who works at Radio Shack:]
“In all seriousness, on our third date, he said before he could feel comfortable falling for me, he wanted to know if he could call my ex-husband to ask him a few questions about the reasons for our divorce.”
“We were watching a movie and I saw him wipe his runny nose with the back of his hand, then reach into the pop corn bag we were sharing. This was not cool with me.”
After a romantic first date, he asked me a rather surprising question: whether or not I had a problem with him being married.” Excerpts from Rachel Greenwald's book: Why He Didn't Call You Back
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Tee hee hee, as someone who has "met" a lot of men via online dating, you'll be surprised what's out there  .
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Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
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Originally Posted by Oluwato  Tee hee hee, as someone who has "met" a lot of men via online dating, you'll be surprised what's out there .
totally agree with you…chivalry is totally dead, you meet some Nija men that have been abroad for more than a decade and place them beside a guy from the deep cocoa forest and you will rather date the cocoa guy…it is disgusting!!
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I don't call back if the chemistry is just not there and the dude is boring.
Oh....one more thing.....I avoid dudes that use "church-going" activities as socialization avenues.
YOU MUST HAVE A JOB(ANY J0B).....AND LOVE TO PARTY AND ENJOY LIFE!!!!......GOOD CONVERSATION AND PLEASANT COMPANY TO BE WITH.....GREAT SEXUAL CHEMISTRY TOO... 
If you do not party or enjoy an active social and professional life...we have really no business dealing with each other.
Bottomline, find what you have in common......not just a 'romp' in the sack. 
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Well, how about why we never called HER back?
--> She reached behind her and adjusted a wedgie in public!!! (Only I am entitled to doing that!)
--> I dread the day my friends will hear her say the usual "CHee-cago" and "Shaina" and 'ealth-care.
--> Prelude to Bon Shaga, we made out and I caught a whiff of the 'Niger-Delta' oozing like..(!!!).
--> Gosh, she came on too strong for goodness sakes! Kilodeee!
--> I was so very dubious of her avowed religious piety.
--> She 'moved-in' after her first sleep-over.
--> She was playing 'hard to get' after the do done did.
--> Without asking, she volunteered that she ain't did it in 2.5 years.
--> "If you love me, don't use it", she said when I brought out the condom.
--> She burps louder than I do.
Auspicious.
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Originally Posted by Vade Mecum WHY SHE DID NOT CALL YOU BACK
What really happened when that sweet and adorable girl never called you back after your date ?......
......You planned to introduce her to your parents
You really envisioned taking her to the alter
First of all, di kin man wey go wan introduce any sisi to his parents/family after just one date or two....dat man na real suegbe.'Im na real sugomu, not worth his weight in igbe, sit.
Secondly, you suppose thank heavens say baba God don give you neon sign, to the effect that that woman is NOT the one for you by not calling you. If na me personally, walaitalai, I wont lose any sweat over it.
With women, I believe any man, by the time he reaches 30, should know what he wants, and the core areas he will not compromise. To thine self be true. Auspy, please, 'told' them.
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WHY HE DID NOT CALL YOU BACK
What really happened when that charming and adorable man never called you back after your date?
It's an annoying mystery.
You planned to introduce him to your parents.
You really envisioned taking him to the alter
You thought he was the bomb; then he vamoosed, without an explanation
NOW FIND OUT WHY
She told me, "Ugba makes me to gas-bomb, so I think I’ll order something else."
She was so boring that I actually started wondering, "Would it really be that rude if I just pulled out my Bible and started reading right now?"
She was just plain stupid. My online pseudonym is ‘Dokinta’, and I had mentioned several times in our e-mails that I was a doctor. When I picked her up, she asked what I did for a living. I thought, “Well, maybe she forgot.” So I said, "I’m a gynaecologist." And she replied, "Is that a doctor ?" [No: it’s somebody who works in a congo tickling factory!]
In all seriousness, on our third date, she said, before she could feel comfortable falling for me, she wanted to know if she could call my ex-wife to ask her a few questions about the reasons for our divorce.
We were watching a movie, and I saw her scratch her itchy crutch, then reach into the pop corn bag that we were sharing. This was really cool with me.”
After a romantic first date, she asked me a rather surprising question: whether or not I had a problem with her being pregnant for a married man.”
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DW don talk am finish? After one date - you wan carry am go meet your mama? Hehe, talk about desperation, if i be woman and one man come try carry me go meet im mama after one date, the kin race wey I go pick hen.
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Originally Posted by Balo DW don talk am finish? After one date - you wan carry am go meet your mama? Hehe, talk about desperation, if i be woman and one man come try carry me go meet im mama after one date, the kin race wey I go pick hen.
The guy is in love..what? 
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See as una dey Pose...
Ahbeg make we hia word...Jare.
Like say una never fall, fast, and hard, for woman wey una just meet, before.
na spirit dem, dey fall like dat 
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the A-Z of why I would not return calls....
a) He did not undress me with his eyes.(bleddy fooool!!! would make me question my pulling power)
b) He did not allude to the very many blissful, and heavenly experiences, that he can, and will, bestow upon me, courtesy of his phallus.(I would wonder if he was one of those that wanted to wait till nuptials..God forbid delayed gratification.)
c)He did accede to my request, to allow me pay the bill...(the stoopid arse does not know. all that shakara, was a half hearted attempt on my part to be modern and sophisticated)
d) He did not let his phone ring non stop....(Hmmm I wonder if he has any friends...or what is he hiding....why is his phone switched off, so I cant know the earth cannot rotate without his say so.)
e) He was nice and civil to the wait staff....(what is wrong with this goody-two-shoes....this dude appears to be one of those annoying people pleasers that seem to bore the whole world silly)
f) He would not even tell me how much he earns (How else am I to know how much of a head honcho he is....jeeze, does he want me to think he is a lesser mortal, like those other plebes.)
g) He did not spend the entire time dissing his ex....(Gosh does that mean he is still carrying a torch for her...Is she still a contender....)
h)He did not burp loudly, and did not shovel food into his mouth...not even once (too contrived to be real....too pansy...a real red blooded man has no time for such arcane stuff as table etiquette  )
i)He did not try to grab my tush, etc. As we made to part(what do you think, d'you think he didn't fancy me? does that mean, I wont be sure he's a real man?)
j)He did not tell me how much he likes his women to cook for him....(yeye man. how else will I know he is getting ready to propose at the end of the first date, imagine leaving me in the dark, about such an important development)
k)He is one of those people that Listen and pay too much attention to what his date is saying (Haba..which kine ting be dis...does he want to memorise everything)
l)He did not interrupt me, not even once...(see me see trouble, how will I know that what he has to say is more interesting than my silly yarn now?)
m)He dressed real casual...like he is at home watching the games and chilling out...(why make an effort to dress up...afterall who wants to look all stuffy and overzealous...best to look like one usually does,all the time whilst at home, Veg-ing in front of the TV)
n) He did not talk loudly or even shout....(how am I to know what he has to say is worth listening to?)
o)He did not drop names of well known people he knows (....maybe he is a nobody, that knows no VIPs just like me)
p)He did not drink too much....(whaaat, what is the essence of not using alchohol to calm first date nerves...dis pessin is too disciplined ahbeg)
q)He did not insist I ordered the special that he has tried and really likes (I love it when men make important decisions, like what to order and eat, for me....why cant he see that, it shows he is in charge and in control and knows exactly what is good for me)
r)He did not turn it into a prayer vigil...(how else is he gonna cast out all those principalities and powers...)
s)He did not seek to anihilate my entire village, for having a different political/ideological leanning from him (jeeze what a wimp...who the hell, tolerates differing opinion in matters of life and death, like ideology and/or politics
t)He did not suggest a nightcap at his place (can you imagine? Now my expectations are left in limbo)
u)During the date in question, did not have baby-mama drama, that seemed to dog him, wherever he goes..(how else will I know he is da bomb, that women can't wait to procreate with)
v)Was not a know it all, who could not wait to educate me on all things great and small(how the hell will I get an education then?)
w) Was not, Patronising, belittling and condescending(Ok this is one of those equality types...that seems to have discarded his loin cloth and spear, in favour of the white man's ways)
x) He was easy going and open, and did not appear to he burdened with hangups (what in the heck?....is he trying to give me a complex by being well adjusted?)
y)He appeared to genuinely have a great time, and made the date a pleasure (I'm a kill joy, I don't enjoy this kind of person, that fails to give me something to complain about)
z)To be continued...........
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[QUOTE=Vade Mecum;387127]WHY SHE DID NOT CALL YOU BACK
What really happened when that sweet and adorable girl never called you back after your date ?
It's an annoying mystery.
You planned to introduce her to your parents
You really envisioned taking her to the alter
You thought she was the bomb; then she vamoosed, without an explanation
foolish man .. if u thot she was sweet and adorable so why didnt u do d follow up urself since you were not sharp enough to arrange another date after the 1st date!
make u siddon there dey do baba go slow .. while u dey wonder why she no call u back d babe don find another level!
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Originally Posted by Oluwato Tee hee hee, as someone who has "met" a lot of men via online dating, you'll be surprised what's out there .
true confessions! pls sister oluwato, do share ur experiences!
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Originally Posted by Nwanyi Oma true confessions! pls sister oluwato, do share ur experiences!
Noooooooooo... I just came out of therapy.... just kidding ... really, it's just real life, nothing new, they're either liars like my ex or babies in adult bodies.
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Everything is by the law of sowing and reaping - Terry Mize
I keep six honest men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What, Why, When, How, Where and Who - Rudyard Kipling
Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
"...without TRUTH, education is moved to the skeptical, spirituality is moved to the mystical, and art is moved to the sensual." - Ravi Zacharias
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life - Jesus Christ
I am Adonai's righteousness in Yeshua HaMashiach (Jesus the Messiah) - Oluwato [based on 2 Corinthians 5:21]
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
Baruch atta Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam todah rabbah - Blessed are You O Lord our God King of the universe, thank You very much.
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Originally Posted by Oluwato Noooooooooo... I just came out of therapy.... just kidding ... really, it's just real life, nothing new, they're either liars like my ex or babies in adult bodies.
You ain't lying...you ain't lying.
Most desirable qualities I must add.
Never mind all this big big grammar they are blowing...all over this village.
Real life meeting na something else oooooooooooooooh....
he he he.....no wonder we nefa get the next marriage.......my "eyes" are crossed(more than usual)......  ..and I am hopeful........for some of you sha.....with lots of prayers......thank God I am sooooooooooo off the market. 
Where person for start to look sef huh? Unless na for Italian website.
E go hard ooooooooooooooh....I swear.
Gooody!.....Time to go home....work is soooooooooo over! What a boring night! 
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Originally Posted by Babine You ain't lying...you ain't lying.
Most desirable qualities I must add.
What desirable qualities? Originally Posted by Babine Real life meeting na something else oooooooooooooooh....
he he he.....no wonder we nefa get the next marriage.......my "eyes" are crossed(more than usual)...... ..and I am hopeful........for some of you sha.....with lots of prayers......
Even after real life meeting... the skill is knowing how to tell the difference between their dreams and their realities. I HAVE met some NVS men... I just refuse to settle for "less" like I did in my first marriage. To each his own! Originally Posted by Babine thank God I am sooooooooooo off the market.
Keep dreaming, you were never in the market to begin with... this whatever you call it between you and your husband is not my type of marriage... what market are you off? You're not even close  .
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If God says yes, and you say no, you have disagreed with God and have made yourself, "God" - Oluwato
Everything is by the law of sowing and reaping - Terry Mize
I keep six honest men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What, Why, When, How, Where and Who - Rudyard Kipling
Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
"...without TRUTH, education is moved to the skeptical, spirituality is moved to the mystical, and art is moved to the sensual." - Ravi Zacharias
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life - Jesus Christ
I am Adonai's righteousness in Yeshua HaMashiach (Jesus the Messiah) - Oluwato [based on 2 Corinthians 5:21]
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
Baruch atta Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam todah rabbah - Blessed are You O Lord our God King of the universe, thank You very much.
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Originally Posted by Oluwato ".....Keep dreaming, you were never in the market to begin with... this whatever you call it between you and your husband is not my type of marriage... what market are you off? You're not even close ....."
Onye kenere Sunny, Sunny ekene ya.....tralala tralala.....
Olutwato rimemba say... if you start none, none get started...Just my 2 kobo.
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Originally Posted by Oluwato ...really, it's just real life, nothing new, they're either liars like my ex or babies in adult bodies. Originally Posted by Oluwato ...I just refuse to settle for "less" like I did in my first marriage. To each his own! You know what, Folks? I carry nyansh for dis Lady for having the unusual courage to speak about her private life in such detail. But I guess it isn't any different from me talking about my being handicapped from "checking private junior" because my right wrist hurt, eh? Still, really, reeeeeally, given the way she brings it up at every opportunity she finds, I strongly suspect that she really hasn't gotten over the experience of her previous marriage just yet. No, I don't think so. And such can be a hindrance if one is interested in getting into future marital commitments. Will somebody please tell her to just let it go? Like, let the experience with the ex-husband be totally gone and come and marry me? I promise I will join my local Fire of Mountain and Miracles Church if she looks my way. I want her. I need her. Please, plead with her on my behalf; I WANT OLUWATO!!!! Auspicious L. Suspicious, JP. (Former Alhaji) (Jamisi Alabashe "I" of NVS)
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Originally Posted by liloldlady Onye kenere Sunny, Sunny ekene ya.....tralala tralala.....
Olutwato rimemba say... if you start none, none get started...Just my 2 kobo.
Whatever that means... I always finish what I start, and I don't take what is not mine. Enjoy.
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If God says yes, and you say no, you have disagreed with God and have made yourself, "God" - Oluwato
Everything is by the law of sowing and reaping - Terry Mize
I keep six honest men. They taught me all I knew. Their names are What, Why, When, How, Where and Who - Rudyard Kipling
Without faith (trusting God), it is impossible to please God - Apostle Paul
Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects - Will Rogers
Elohim made Adam (humans) in His image, in His image He created him, male (zakhar) and female (neqeba) he created them - B'resheet (Genesis) 1:27
"...without TRUTH, education is moved to the skeptical, spirituality is moved to the mystical, and art is moved to the sensual." - Ravi Zacharias
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life - Jesus Christ
I am Adonai's righteousness in Yeshua HaMashiach (Jesus the Messiah) - Oluwato [based on 2 Corinthians 5:21]
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
Baruch atta Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam todah rabbah - Blessed are You O Lord our God King of the universe, thank You very much.
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Originally Posted by Auspicious You know what, Folks? I carry nyansh for dis Lady for having the unusual courage to speak about her private life in such detail. But I guess it isn't any different from me talking about my being handicapped from "checking private junior" because my right wrist hurt, eh? Still, really, reeeeeally, given the way she brings it up at every opportunity she finds, I strongly suspect that she really hasn't gotten over the experience of her previous marriage just yet. No, I don't think so. And such can be a hindrance if one is interested in getting into future marital commitments. Will somebody please tell her to just let it go? Like, let the experience with the ex-husband be totally gone and come and marry me? I promise I will join my local Fire of Mountain and Miracles Church if she looks my way. I want her. I need her. Please, plead with her on my behalf; I WANT OLUWATO!!!! Auspicious L. Suspicious, JP. (Former Alhaji) (Jamisi Alabashe "I" of NVS)
oga Auspy + Suspy (abi how many u be sef?)..so since all this while u still dey live 4 dream land? abi u no no say sis Oluwato don catch a bigger and far better fish than d 1st one wey she go mistakenly land... no just waste u time o! but joining ur local FMMC or is it MFM or whatever church will be of good benefit 2 ur soul.. who knows ur miracle might just be manifested!
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