Love making problem

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

UncleTisha · Aug 15, 2008 , 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

BTW, why do people classify 'going down' as love making?

Anyway, the solution to your problem is easy, IMO.

Just take your face out of the jam (pun intended

).

End of Discussion.

sandylomo · Aug 15, 2008 , 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

Pun Intended?????

I have highlighted the problem above hope you can find it.

It takes two to tango. Lovemaking/just like every aspect of a relationship is not only me, myself and I. there is also the other party. so i suggest you shave that ya moustache, (yes o,thats can be a huge turn off

) wipe ya tounge and get working on that Jam kia kia

oniranu(lol)

valteena · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by sandylomo

Punn Intended?????

I have highlighted the problem above hope you can find it.

It takes two to tango. Lovemaking/just like every aspect of a relationship is not only me, myself and I. there is also the other party. so i suggest you shave that ya moustache, (yes o,thats can be a huge turn off) wipe ya tounge and get working on that Jam kia kia

oniranu(lol)

Sandylomo that was hilarious ohh. I just couldn't stop laughing. Oh dear me

.
AV I agree completely with Sandylomo here oh. However if after thinking about the other party you still can't get yourself to do it then just give it to her straight and let her know you can't perform that act. She can either accept it and you both agree on other ways to satisfy her and move on with the relationship or she find her level elsewhere if it is a case that she can't do without that. Iknow I have certain things I will not do or agree to when making love and I make sure my man knows it. And I expect him to respect that and vice versa

folys40 · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Anonymous Villager

I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks.

This is very easy. Too easy. Brush your teeth properly first of all. Because you are new to this, you need some practice. When she is doing it to you, you also will do it to her. It is possible at the same time. You said you liked it when she did it to you and I think what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. If you cannot do this then tell her and you'll both agree to agree or disagree. It's good to try though. BTW, it's also good for the skin. Goodluck.

UncleTisha · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by folys40

This is very easy. Too easy. Brush your teeth properly first of all. Because you are new to this, you need some practice. When she is doing it to you, you also will do it to her. It is possible at the same time. You said you liked it when she did it to you and I think what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. If you cannot do this then tell her and you'll both agree to agree or disagree. It's good to try though. BTW, it's also good for the skin. Goodluck.

What is good for the skin, abeg?

E be like say I notice small kro-kro for one villager skin, so i go fit recommend.

Nack me tori abeg!

Mikky jaga · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:36 PM

I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam.

AV,

The way I see your problem, the solution is very simple.

You like it when it is done to you but are afraid to do it to her, no be so?

You are afraid if you enter the jam, you may not be able to come out again, abi?

You have been watching too much free movies of dogs that entered into the jam but find it difficult to come out.

I can assure you on my authority that there is one small demon deep down inside that holds people that have no right to enter the jam so that they find it difficult to come out thereafter.

Please keep away from the jam until you are properly married. Otherwise, you may enter and nobody on NVS will be around to tell you how to get out of the jam.

ikechiji · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by UncleTisha

BTW, why do people classify 'going down' as love making?

Uncle T - E be like say you no like going downtown. Well the taste of pudding is in the eating.

AV#1, no mind all these Naija men. Take a hot bath and enjoy the pudding!

folys40 · Aug 15, 2008 , 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by UncleTisha

What is good for the skin, abeg?

E be like say I notice small kro-kro for one villager skin, so i go fit recommend.

Nack me tori abeg!

From your response to the AV and your question to me, it seems you've never tried it before too. So, since you've never tried it before, there is no way you can know the benefits.

OverLoad · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:07 PM

All these rigid men shaa.....hiann werrin ....u like for dem to dey blow ur trumpet , bt u no wan toss salad....ole oshi....

Heres how u can go about it....go to the store, get some fresh oranges...peel it, like we do in naija.....cut the top off....start by licking it....then sip on it, bit by bit....imagine d orange sweet ooo....then begin to suck on it....after the 1st orange peel a second one...this time while u r licking, sipping ,slurping ,groaning on it...imagine na ur woman kini.....mmmhhh yeah i can see ur eyebrow raising ....yup exactly, thats the intended reaction......then massage the orange with ur fingers...keep enjoying the taste, while u dey imagine its ur woman's kini. When the orange fibre gets stuck in ur teeth...smile and use ur tongue to remove it...dat could be some hair u know...

Slowly slowly practice on the orange.......when the actual action come...if una dey fear downtown go dey oooze.....do the "finger test"....bt this time dont sniff it oo....just wipe the "area" clean...especially if u have fat fingers , it will take care of it in one scoop....say the lord's prayer and go diving...dont ever start by slurping...infact thou shall not slurp when thou visiteth the "holy bush'....with time u will get better....they have special flavored gels and frangrances ur woman can use on her flat bush to make it all taste sweeter...u can recommend that too....dude just open up ur mind..it ain dat deep jor....

UncleTisha · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by ikechiji

Uncle T - E be like say you no like going downtown. Well the taste of pudding is in the eating....

My able Prof Ikechiji,

I dey go downtown Ajegunle and Okokomaiko well well!

Abi na whish downtown dey again?

Originally Posted by folys40

From your response to the AV and your question to me, it seems you've never tried it before too. So, since you've never tried it before, there is no way you can know the benefits.

Folys40, from your comment and response to me, it seems you have tried it before. Since you have tried it before and you know the benefit, why don't you share with us, so my friend can have glowing skin?!

folys40 · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by UncleTisha

BTW, why do people classify 'going down' as love making?

BECAUSE IT IS THE BEGINNING OF IT.

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Folys40, from your comment and response to me, it seems you have tried it before. Since you have tried it before and you know the benefit, why don't you share with us, so my friend can have glowing skin?!

That was why I told the AV because I knew it. I've done it for more than 30 years. That's enough experience.

Oru-Ama · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

Can I have your pastor's phone number please

.bebi · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:45 PM

Lol Oruama.Shldnt it be God's phone number?Do u know the one pastor dey do for outside house?

OverLoad · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:46 PM

Shuuuuu..... for all you know pastor might be on a sojourn to the "burning bush" when you call.....

Originally Posted by Oru-Ama

Can I have your pastor's phone number please

Anonymous Villager · Aug 15, 2008 , 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

why are you sleeping with someone you have just known for three months in the first place?

the acts is not the problem it is the time you have known the girl that is the problem!!!!

to get out of this jam repent!!!!

go to church!!!!!!!!!!!

AV1 just messing with you to each his own just be your self talk it over with the girl.

Anonymous Villager · Aug 15, 2008 , 05:15 PM

Thanks for the advice so far. I suppose my problem is it doesn't come naturally to me. Where i come from things like this are not talked about. So its new territory to me. I fear that if i discuss with my peers they will ridicule me.
Maybe i will try with the light off next time.

@Overload - i will give ur method a try.

Auspicious · Aug 15, 2008 , 06:31 PM

Hi, AV!

By "love-making problem", did you mean a "f***ing Problem"?

L.H. Auspy.

katampe · Aug 15, 2008 , 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Anonymous Villager

My people, i have been seeing this girl for about 3 months. Things are going well except in the bedroom department. Basically she wants me to go down on her. I have never tried this before now and felt awkward the one time i did. I enjoy it when it is done to me, but i can't get my head round doing it to her. This is now creating friction between us. Please advice how i can get out of this jam. Thanks

Bite her anytime you are downtown.Willingly, she will excuse you from visiting the area. Chikena!

Auspicious · Aug 15, 2008 , 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by sandylomo

..i suggest you shave that ya moustache..

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

I don die already! Sandy killed me. Sandy, maka why? WHYYYYY?!!??

Originally Posted by OverLoad

All these rigid men shaa.....hiann werrin ....u like for dem to dey blow ur trumpet , bt u no wan toss salad....ole oshi....
Heres how u can go about it....go to the store, get some fresh oranges...peel it, like we do in naija.....cut the top off....start by licking it....then sip on it, bit by bit....imagine d orange sweet ooo....then begin to suck on it....after the 1st orange peel a second one...this time while u r licking, sipping ,slurping ,groaning on it...imagine na ur woman kini.....mmmhhh yeah i can see ur eyebrow raising ....yup exactly, thats the intended reaction......then massage the orange with ur fingers...keep enjoying the taste, while u dey imagine its ur woman's kini. When the orange fibre gets stuck in ur teeth...smile and use ur tongue to remove it...dat could be some hair u know...
Slowly slowly practice on the orange.......when the actual action come...if una dey fear downtown go dey oooze.....do the "finger test"....bt this time dont sniff it oo....just wipe the "area" clean...especially if u have fat fingers , it will take care of it in one scoop....say the lord's prayer and go diving...dont ever start by slurping...infact thou shall not slurp when thou visiteth the "holy bush'....with time u will get better....they have special flavored gels and frangrances ur woman can use on her flat bush to make it all taste sweeter...u can recommend that too....dude just open up ur mind..it ain dat deep jor....

Hi, Folks!

I WANT OVERLOAD!!!

L.H. Auspy.