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Will you marry an impotent millionaire?
Submitted by solomak
Jun 4, 2009
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I know a very very rich guy,he has a pool of fine fine rides,Yaris,Hummer and a yatch tied to a bay in the centre of excellence.Bank managers die to go have lunch with him because his accounts are in thick blue.but like all humans,he has a problem.he cannot get an erection and all medicines both oyinbo and traditional have proved futile.his only way of catching fun with women is to get them to lie down and use his big right toe to do the screwing.he wishes to settle down with a lady who can raise adopted kids and MUST no commit adultery.their only fun would be toe-in-action.any takers?in the world of the rich,weird things do happen!
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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 10:59 AM   # 1 (permalink)
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How u take know say na big toe him dey use?? Has it been tested on u?? (just curious).

Btw how long is his tongue?? cos surely we must be able 2 work with something other than the toe.

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 11:53 AM   # 2 (permalink)
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Curiously, i wonder how you get to know the details of this problem. Have you been watching through the keyholes? Oh i forgot you are 'Solomakinde'.

BTW, advancement in medicine have provided ways in which erectile dysfunction can be looked after, and this 'Moneybags without Goldenballs' should seek that route out. He may just get the type of relive he yarns for with out resorting to 'Toes and Tongues'.

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 01:42 PM   # 3 (permalink)
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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 02:50 PM   # 4 (permalink)
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Is that all that makes a man? Any wise woman should marry an impotent man if the love is there. WE ALL become impotent at some point. Why lose both ways?
There are other ways to seek sexual 'pleasure'. She should keep that 'big toe' and all the money.

Push come to shove, buy another stud with the dude's money for a temporary or permanent side-kick.

 
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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 04:44 PM   # 5 (permalink)
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Mennnnn, some of you villages sure are freaky sha!

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 05:32 PM   # 6 (permalink)
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Mennnnn, OMAKS u sure are freaky sha!


fear dey catch u??? Just thot i'd help u out sha

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 06:26 PM   # 7 (permalink)
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The big toe part sounds annoying.
He could strap on a dildo or use a vibrator
Ladies who are unmarried and approaching 40 and above ought to manage him since he has other things going for him especially the ego/owo/kwudi part
the poster says he's a nice guy too.
Nice guy without a functional blokoss.
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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 06:30 PM   # 8 (permalink)
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To answer the question

I would if I were 45 and single

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 08:16 PM   # 9 (permalink)
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Come to think of it, this impotent millionaire has some explaining to do. How comes he ain't got a functional blokos, but is heavily in the BLUE? Abi im don use im tingy do money ritual ni?

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 08:29 PM   # 10 (permalink)
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Hell to da naw! What dis wit his toe and crap. That is not clean putting his toe in dere. I hope he gets a pedicure regularly. That is coochie abuse. Somebody call de police, I am being assualted! Yuck! They could always use a fibrator and tongue. The fibrator is way better than his nasty toe and there are some really good ones. You can have a party all by yourself. If the man is smart, he'll join the party. Laughing. The woman can control it better. He needs to learn how to use his fingers.

I am sure he can find women to marry him considering he has money. I don't think he should require his wife to be monogamous though, just discreet. He doesn't have the ability to lay his pipe, she needs get piped on de regular by somebody. I think he should amend his requirements about the woman having a lover. Also the woman is giving up having her own flesh children, unless she comes with her own children.

I know he can get a wife with money. The part about their be no adultery seems too much to ask.


Simb,

Come on, unless you are one of those women who doesn't like pipe and the feel of it, you gone want ride some dude's Johnson.

I personally think this is a joke though - his toe. Right!

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 09:28 PM   # 11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by lateesha View Post
To answer the question

I would if I were 45 and single
Okay o, but what if he no get money nko (as in all he has or professes for you is love)?

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Old Jun 4, 2009 , 11:14 PM   # 12 (permalink)
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This millionaire must be MEAN, WICKED and SELFISH. He is impotent and doesn't want his wife to have side attractions. He should face it, every woman needs the hard stuff sometimes. His toe no matter how big can NEVER do the job. He will only find a woman who will stay faithful to him with his condition in his dream. I wish him luck with his search though.

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 12:35 AM   # 13 (permalink)
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Okay o, but what if he no get money nko (as in all he has or professes for you is love)?

The answer will be No.
I can't lose both ways na

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 03:07 AM   # 14 (permalink)
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he has a problem.he cannot get an erection and all medicines both oyinbo and traditional have proved futile.his only way of catching fun with women is to get them to lie down and use his big right toe to do the screwing
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Is this a true story?

Ok, if the said millionaire cannot have an erection, what type of fun is he catching by using his big toe on women?

I mean, is there anything like arousal sans erection for men? Let that man go and sit down, biko. He is a sadist. No wonder he is impotent.

Like Pooky rightly, said: "That is coochie abuse."
The vagina is a very delicate organ and it will be shocking that any woman will love money to the extent of having her insides scratched and bruised. Infection nko?
I doubt it.

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 04:43 AM   # 15 (permalink)
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since when did yaris become a fine ride?

anyway my answer is. (as i am a man) i can not answer that question

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 09:48 AM   # 16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dimaanu View Post
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Is this a true story?

Ok, if the said millionaire cannot have an erection, what type of fun is he catching by using his big toe on women?

I mean, is there anything like arousal sans erection for men? Let that man go and sit down, biko. He is a sadist. No wonder he is impotent.

Like Pooky rightly, said: "That is coochie abuse."
The vagina is a very delicate organ and it will be shocking that any woman will love money to the extent of having her insides scratched and bruised. Infection nko?
I doubt it.

Of course it's not, but lets humour the poster. I mean the topic wont be sweet if there were no twists and turns and outrageous ish attached

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 10:29 AM   # 17 (permalink)
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Solomak, Solomak, Solomak, in case you don't know, na 3 times, yes, 3 good times na hin i call you.

Where u dey go get all di kine friends from sef, eh? To get friend wey dey over active is carelessness, but to get one wey dey TOTALLY ACTIONLESS is a gross IRRESPONSILITY.

Now, Question: What have done to resolve this situation, yes, wetin u don do so far? Which one be sey the bobo don do everything?

Answer me o before .....

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Old Jun 5, 2009 , 10:41 AM   # 18 (permalink)
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I can post him the the pictures of where surgeons transformed a man into a woman who can have orgasm if need be.

Its about 5 slides, but I ll promise you , you would never get it off your memory.

In this age, our options are limitless.

Anyone for gory pictures?

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Originally Posted by solomak View Post
I know a very very rich guy,he has a pool of fine fine rides,Yaris,Hummer and a yatch tied to a bay in the centre of excellence.Bank managers die to go have lunch with him because his accounts are in thick blue.but like all humans,he has a problem.he cannot get an erection and all medicines both oyinbo and traditional have proved futile.his only way of catching fun with women is to get them to lie down and use his big right toe to do the screwing.he wishes to settle down with a lady who can raise adopted kids and MUST no commit adultery.their only fun would be toe-in-action.any takers?in the world of the rich,weird things do happen!
Dem no dey buy the thing for market, money will always come even miracles can happen for the guys kini but the fact remains no s.. ha i dont think i can afford to do that o!!!! abeg o!!!!! i no fit

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