Blood oath,to swear or not to!

My brother "s very beautiful wife is a nija politician.she came home the other day and confided in me that her party leader wants to field her for a lucrative post in the bureaucracy,but with conditions attached.she would follow them to a shrine where she will take a blood oath,stark...

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[Beam]

Originally Posted by agensheku

Ph3y,you should know better than to ask why party leader cannot field his wife for the position.she is busy in her husband s house,counting their own millions ke!

Agensheku
get handles right Ph3y did not ask you that I did, I am a stranger to
sister in laws telling their brother in laws things like some one wants me bone naked to make a million Naira that will help your broda who is facing hard times at present . I am truly worried when you start the post it with "My brother "s very beautiful wife is a nija politician." what really has that got to do with the price of rice in china meaning if she was ugly the man would not ask her or what?

Your response just proves this seems like another unreal palava....

Wish you luck in your Saga .....

Shalom

[emj]

Originally Posted by Vade Mecum

Countess,

As you dey struggle to discredit Agensheku and his palaver ( without giving him, the benefit of da doubt) I only hope say Agensheku nor go cash you, for where dem dey shoot fire work for Toronto, abee na Montreal.

Efeen self, I been hear say, Agensheku, na one of the people wey dey follow launch laser guided fire work, for the place. Rumour talk say, him go send the one, wey go fly near you. Make you nor fear, dear Countess. I hear say, the giant banger wey Agensheku go send come ya side, go only tear ya new dress, plus put small hole for ya new shoe and finally, scar ya bangles plus ankle lace small

Efeen self, Agensheku talk say: Him dey hope say, after weteen him wan do; you go come learn to dey gee good and innocent people like am, the benefit of da doubt

No worry, dear Countess After-all, nothing wey dem nefer see b/4

With agape love from ya dear brother

Vade, Vade, Vade, how many tymes i yam call u
Oya raise up ur 2 hands and close ur eyes for the next 24hrs...no food no water.
Hmmm....and as for Agens ur friend...i'll see him in court for taking us for a ride...no more benefit of doubtation(no check any dico)

[valteena]

Originally Posted by Beam

Agensheku
get handles right Ph3y did not ask you that I did, I am a stranger to
sister in laws telling their brother in laws things like some one wants me bone naked to make a million Naira that will help your broda who is facing hard times at present . I am truly worried when you start the post it with "My brother "s very beautiful wife is a nija politician." what really has that got to do with the price of rice in china meaning if she was ugly the man would not ask her or what?

Your response just proves this seems like another unreal palava....

Wish you luck in your Saga .....

Shalom

Thank you jare Beam. Me sef don wonder small why the sister inalw no see BF or anybody else to confide in than Agensheku her brother inlaw. Kai na wah for this kind palava

[Ph3y]

Originally Posted by Beam

Agensheku
get handles right Ph3y did not ask you that I did,

Beams don't mind him.....It was my avatar that confused him.

[Mikky jaga]

Originally Posted by Ph3y

Beams don't mind him.....It was my avatar that confused him.

Admin, please help brothers in this village by asking Ph3y to change that avatar. It is making sexual in the village and confusing brothers that want to post after hers!!

Hmmnnn...Am I confused already?

[Ph3y]

E ma binu ori o......Freedom of expression........

[omaks]

Wetin my dearest ph3y do una. Me i like dem lips ojare. make una no vex head com put cap for nyash. E gbenu s'oke ni e s'ete gangan. (Raising the mouth high is hakin to potuing the lips).

[omaks]

Agbensheku, your brother's beautiful wife should thank her 'lucky stars' that her party leader hasn't asked her for an amorous affair. Blood oath? Abegi, all of that will be compensated for by the fat fat paycheques she will be raking in., and she doesn't need to worry about oga patapata at home. Person wey dey hungry no dey get time to cause wahala. The man's business is not raking in enough dough to sustain the family, so he won't want to rock the boat, at least at the initial stage.

[Abraxas]

Hi, my pikin, Agbensheku (JJC)!

Come to think about it: Several hamattans ago, one of my colleagues at the Department of Sexology, in the School of Applied Bio-medical Engineering, at Igboeleri University of Hard-Knocks, Ile-Ogbon, called Professor Okafor, came up with an earth-shattering law which states that "a hole once knacked can always be re-knacked."

Barely six months after Okafor's Law was propounded, one of his research assistants, Dr. (Miss) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe, got a Nobel Prize in Bio-physics when she emphatically asserted that when light is reflected from any given adult congo (or bobby) into the retina of another adult male observer, Okafor's Law holds irrevocably!

In other words, Mojisola's Law of Reciprocal Obligations states that, when triggered by optical vibrations from an adult congo (or bobby), the piriki must comply with Okafor's Law, ad infinitum.

O pari! Finito! Chikena! O zu go!

I take God beg yoo, my pikin, Agbensheku, make yoo helep me tell dat ya buroda beautiful wife about Mojisola's Law of Reciprocal Obligations, {yoo hear?}

Muchas gracias, mi amigo!

Don Juan-Carlos ABRAXAS (III)

[agbonizuanghwe]

One million naira is pretty common place in Nig. now n one should need to sell their soul for the miserable pittance. Up the stakes a bit and maybe. But what happened to good old contracts and bonds? I take it Governor and babe and other parties to the alliance can read and write? Anyone can be taken out without trace for reneging on an argument without recourse to some warped effigy masquerading as a blood thirsty deity