My neighbour s wife,yoriyori!

I be funky malam.transfer carry me go Abuja.i dey stay with my friend in a face-me-i-slap-you building.i usually worked nights and when i comw back in the morning,most of the tenants have gone to work.my neighbour,slim and haggard looking get one very fine wife.she yellow like pawpaw and dey give me face,no be small!every morning,when i return from work,she go dey play "yoriyori" music for me even though i want to sleep.after that,she go play "Baby je ka collabo".i go prentend i no hear.one day,she come saying she wants to watch video!when i was going to abuja,my papa warned me to run from free women.the woman fine,no be small!but,i hear say yorubamen dey lace Magun for dem women?wetin be magum?make i collabo for this woman or make i dey go my way?i grt better body pass her husband and i no dey suffer network failure!pl villagers,advise!thanks.

[pappilo]

my guy make u collabo straight!!! Magun dey only catch Yoruba men. Abeg make u come give us the whole lowlow when u shine finish. After all, 'what are neighbours for, If they cant share each others wives?

[valteena]

Ha ha ha agensheku you're on your own lol. Why you no dey suffer network failure? se you get "I better pass my neighbor" ne?

[Beam]

Agens what is yoriyori in the first place?

how do you know the the husband cannot get it up I assume that is what you mean by "network failure"

At the end of the day You are an adult she is a consenting adult the ball is in your court no pun intended

I enjoy your dilemmas ......you always bring humour into them regardless how far fetched they seem to be

[emj]

Craseman Agenks, u have to buy me anoda Latte..i don laugh sotey i spilled it all over the place...yoriyori..wat wont i hia...fear no dey cash/catch u again? I beg, i no get money to bury u yet o...catch body small, no collabo am o...u sure say she be human self...u don forget the story of dat hunter wey bin go hunting come wan kill wan deer like dat, but the deer bin get magical powers..come turn to yellow pawpaw woman..follow the man go home, come become hin wife

[Iye]

I usually worked nights and when i comw back in the morning,

For Nigeria again, biko which can work dey nite...abi you be army robber, now you wan add wife robber for day join am...just checking

[agensheku]

Iye,so na armed robbers alone dey do night shift?air traffic controllers nko?SSS nko?police?journalists?Beam,no be only people wey no sabi errection get network failure.some men,na kick and go...wham,bam,slam!thank you ma am...they turn over and soon begin snoring!but those without network failure....they go from gears one to five in autodrive!its such men you see their wives walking like a goal keeper with bow legs!!!!all of una,leave my work out of it.make i collabo or not?wetin magum dey do?shey na true say im no de catch malam?this morning,my neighbour come wear transparent sphagetti,dey roll yansh up and down the corridor!eh,eh,eh, i dey pity somebody o!

[Iye]

Originally Posted by agensheku

Iye,so na armed robbers alone dey do night shift?air traffic controllers nko?SSS nko?police?journalists?Beam,no be only people wey no sabi errection get network failure.some men,na kick and go...wham,bam,slam!thank you ma am...they turn over and soon begin snoring!but those without network failure....they go from gears one to five in autodrive!its such men you see their wives walking like a goal keeper with bow legs!!!!all of una,leave my work out of it.make i collabo or not?wetin magum dey do?shey na true say im no de catch malam?this morning,my neighbour come wear transparent sphagetti,dey roll yansh up and down the corridor!eh,eh,eh, i dey pity somebody o!

ok oooh since na you God give ability...my brother go for it....nothing dey catch mallam, de husband even go dey tank you....but first give us your next of kin add. were we go send the flowers

[liloldlady]

Stand Naked before a mirror.......'cause magun causes the magunee to run into the street naked.
If you like what you see....go right ahead and enjoy.
If what you see gives you pause....maybe you need to do about 200 laps round the local school track, every morning for 10months, to get you ready for the Nudist walk, down the main thorough fare.

[Beam]

[quote=agensheku;395042]Iye,so na armed robbers alone dey do night shift?air traffic controllers nko?SSS nko?police?journalists]

Beam,no be only people wey no sabi errection get network failure.some men,na kick and go...wham,bam,slam!thank you ma am...they turn over and soon begin snoring!but those without network failure....they go from gears one to five in autodrive!its such men you see their wives walking like a goal keeper with bow legs!!![/QUOTE

Agens thanks for putting me straight
before I die of laughter I hear u
just be careful

[agensheku]

DID WE COLLABO!open letter to bro Pappilo.Last night,I dey hear D*Banj s “Omo you don make me fall in love…*na my neighbour s wife Philo dey sing enter my room like that o!kai kai!”wey oga”,I asked her and she talk say im don go club.me too I dey off duty.na im I say make I no waste time.when Philo unwrapped her sweeties,the combination of Tonto Dike,Mike Ezuruonye and Monalisa Chinda no yellow reach him body!as I dey commot my shirt,naim I hear one cock crow:KEKERENKE KEEEE!haba alhaji,cock dey crow for Abuja for night?as I dey commot my boxers,the cock crowed again…KUKURUNKUUUUU KU!as I say make I jump on okada begin ride go, naim I just fall down yakata for ground!!!haba,wetin dey shele?i no know where I dey again!na my friend come carry me go one babalawo house for abuja that night.Philo don run commot!when I woke up,Baba dey laugh,my friend dey laugh!i say wetin happen?dem say as dem dey bring me come,even though I was unconscious,I was singing”IF YOU SEE MY PAPA HOSSANA,TELL AM SAY O,HOSSANA,I DEY ABUJA HOSSANA,I DON GET PROBLEM,HOSSANA!!baba talk am say na ofelofe anointing that if to say I ride the okada,na die be that!!so my friends,YOU CAN LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR,but don’t get caught!now,I dey find room to let kiakia!i no wan live in Philo s house again o.bye bye o!

[emj]

Originally Posted by agensheku

DID WE COLLABO!open letter to bro Pappilo.Last night,I dey hear D*Banj s “Omo you don make me fall in love…*na my neighbour s wife Philo dey sing enter my room like that o!kai kai!”wey oga”,I asked her and she talk say im don go club.me too I dey off duty.na im I say make I no waste time.when Philo unwrapped her sweeties,the combination of Tonto Dike,Mike Ezuruonye and Monalisa Chinda no yellow reach him body!as I dey commot my shirt,naim I hear one cock crow:KEKERENKE KEEEE!haba alhaji,cock dey crow for Abuja for night?as I dey commot my boxers,the cock crowed again…KUKURUNKUUUUU KU!as I say make I jump on okada begin ride go, naim I just fall down yakata for ground!!!haba,wetin dey shele?i no know where I dey again!na my friend come carry me go one babalawo house for abuja that night.Philo don run commot!when I woke up,Baba dey laugh,my friend dey laugh!i say wetin happen?dem say as dem dey bring me come,even though I was unconscious,I was singing”IF YOU SEE MY PAPA HOSSANA,TELL AM SAY O,HOSSANA,I DEY ABUJA HOSSANA,I DON GET PROBLEM,HOSSANA!!baba talk am say na ofelofe anointing that if to say I ride the okada,na die be that!!so my friends,YOU CAN LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR,but don’t get caught!now,I dey find room to let kiakia!i no wan live in Philo s house again o.bye bye o!

Between u and Daddy Showkey, i no know who crase pass...u be craseman Agenks...upon all the warnings wey we bin give u...u still went ahead to try to Test Drive..chei

[oluomo]

Originally Posted by agensheku

Iye,so na armed robbers alone dey do night shift?air traffic controllers nko?SSS nko?police?journalists?Beam,no be only people wey no sabi errection get network failure.some men,na kick and go...wham,bam,slam!thank you ma am...they turn over and soon begin snoring!but those without network failure....they go from gears one to five in autodrive!its such men you see their wives walking like a goal keeper with bow legs!!!!all of una,leave my work out of it.make i collabo or not?wetin magum dey do?shey na true say im no de catch malam?this morning,my neighbour come wear transparent sphagetti,dey roll yansh up and down the corridor!eh,eh,eh, i dey pity somebody o!

Chei. Wayo malam, na you go wound o. I sabi those kain women well ..... well. Run for your dear life. Ka ji kwo? Before guy man come take shapona scatter your bura

[pappilo]

Agens!

This your story get as e be. It sounds just like a story from a magazine called 'Dauda the sexy guy' AKA Nackson!

[lateesha]

Originally Posted by agensheku

DID WE COLLABO!open letter to bro Pappilo.Last night,I dey hear D*Banj s “Omo you don make me fall in love…*na my neighbour s wife Philo dey sing enter my room like that o!kai kai!”wey oga”,I asked her and she talk say im don go club.me too I dey off duty.na im I say make I no waste time.when Philo unwrapped her sweeties,the combination of Tonto Dike,Mike Ezuruonye and Monalisa Chinda no yellow reach him body!as I dey commot my shirt,naim I hear one cock crow:KEKERENKE KEEEE!haba alhaji,cock dey crow for Abuja for night?as I dey commot my boxers,the cock crowed again…KUKURUNKUUUUU KU!as I say make I jump on okada begin ride go, naim I just fall down yakata for ground!!!haba,wetin dey shele?i no know where I dey again!na my friend come carry me go one babalawo house for abuja that night.Philo don run commot!when I woke up,Baba dey laugh,my friend dey laugh!i say wetin happen?dem say as dem dey bring me come,even though I was unconscious,I was singing”IF YOU SEE MY PAPA HOSSANA,TELL AM SAY O,HOSSANA,I DEY ABUJA HOSSANA,I DON GET PROBLEM,HOSSANA!!baba talk am say na ofelofe anointing that if to say I ride the okada,na die be that!!so my friends,YOU CAN LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR,but don’t get caught!now,I dey find room to let kiakia!i no wan live in Philo s house again o.bye bye o!

This is hilarious especially the cock crowing part
Chei
I don laff taya.
This kain mallam

[agensheku]

If the tory bring laughter to ya mouth,glory be to Allah!this country tough so tay everyone you see for bus stop,inside taxis,buses or supermarkets just dey frown faces like squeezed tissue papers.i get am for duty to make you all happy>watch out for even a more rib cracking tory this weekend.Agensheku wan become acting honourable with a house and free babe in America!meeeeen!acting big man Agens,agens!!!thats me!but maybe you people go say make i no go.see you all on friday,Insha Allahu(our friend ibb go talk am say EACHTIME I LIE!)ha ha ha!

[agensheku]

Bros pappillo,na wah for you o!you virtually encouraged me to eat the forbidden fruit,i nearly yamutu obeying your advice,you come begin talkam say e be like one magazine tory.I know say na the true story you wan hear.but my mama,iya me -tuwo don warn me say good boys no dey kiss and tell!you for ask wetin Baba do for me,etc.well,no be me go tell you say Baba fortified me for future challenges or that there was a rematch!in the on going World Cup qualifiers,wetin Cameroon give Togo?sHikennan!you fit go play Sunny Ade song.."Sweet Banana" wey i think say na Philo Sunny play am for!!!Oh dear,dear!pssst!psst,no be me tell you anything o!small pikin full village berekete!

[Bill Carson]

Originally Posted by Iye

I usually worked nights and when i comw back in the morning,

For Nigeria again, biko which can work dey nite...abi you be army robber, now you wan add wife robber for day join am...just checking

MAI TUWO DERE……

[Anonymous Villager]

Shege mallam, why you come dey ask opinion? You obviously want to collabo so tefi mana. Forget magun and dey collabo. Just remember to collabo on sharing the yawah when e gas. And to collabo with another nebo on your own mata when the time comes. wetin be yori yori.

[agensheku]

Dont ask me wetin be yoriyori,go listen to BRACKET wey sing YORIYORI.since you reacted to the post,yoriyori in that context could be temptation,etc.ko ba haka ba?