America calls....to go or not to?

Some people go to America via the Green card.my own na woman wrapper wan take me go!I met Ada Owerre about ten years ago.pretty,brilliant girl!she missed first class by a hair s breath,and does she love me!!Now,meet Honourable X,who for the purpose of this I shall call Maga Banza.shortish,rich,proud and so self-opinionated.the day he met Ada,he instantly announced he would make her his third wife and relocate her to America!true to his words,Maga bought Ada a flat in Nevada in the name of Hon and Mrs Maga Banza.now,his problem is that because he did not want to raise suspicions,he wants Ada to live with a man in the Nevada house.the guy would front for him and pretend to be Hon.Maga!Enters Malam Agensheku,the funky malam,alias dumbo!Ada presented him to Hon Maga as nitwit,half deaf and to fully gain confidence,he is a “eunuch”!!!the Hon on his first meeting with Agens called him names,squeezed his balls and “staff of office”as if he was testing Sallah ram!Agens winced and took it all in his strides.”Ada,are you sure say this dongari na gauro?””yes,now,replied Ada and if you are not convinced,take am go hospital go recastrate am”!The American package involves $750 dollars monthly pay,free room,free food,doing chauffeur s work.etc.when Hon Maga comes round,I am to drive them around and be a Major Domo in the house.me I see this job as my dividend of democracy and I intend to tap it in full!my fears are two fold.suppose I get to America,see ***** girl ang giam face,shey Ada no go deport me?secondly,if Hon Maga should know the relationship between me and Ada,shey he no go use his point 22 revolver scatter my oblongata?i dey confuse o!make I go,abi make I stay here dey do fuel queues,mama put and living from hand to mouth?my paddies,show me the way!

[Iye]

Opportunity comes but once my mallam…what are you waiting for….its better to die while doing what you enjoy…abi. I’ll go for it!!!

P.S anybodi say make you no go, na bad belle...beware of dem

[Unregistre]

Make una helep me understand my man; He says he sees this as his dividend of democracy and he intends to tap it to the fullest; then he asked whether make him go abi make him no go. It seems to me like my man don make up him mind on what he wants to do before making this post, abi villagers wetin una think?