[abidde]

LAN,
How now? How body, how country, and how go dey go? Jealousy ke? Why not?
Here is why I am jealous of Reuben Abati, and will soon enroll in his school of opinion writing:
1. Reuben Abai has a PhD, I don’t
2. Reuben Abati is a trained lawyer, I am not
3. Reuben Abati is a columnist for the Guardian, I am not
4. Reuben Abati is commentator for other media outlets, I am not
5. Reuben Abati is world-renowned, I am not
6. Reuben Abati wine and dine with the who-is-who of Nigeria, I don’t
7. Reuben Abati is a millionaire, I am not…
The list goes on and on and on.
You now see why I am jealous of the fellow?
Na wa oooooooo our Naija people sef.
Sha, have a good weekend and a great week ahead. God bless you oooo
Mr. Sabella Abidde
(WASCE, Ilorin; GCE, Jos)