Dear Villagers,,
Four beautiful jokes about Nigeria. Indeed the first two are true.
One. Adamawa State now gets electricity from Cameroun. Hope Adamawa is not a Republic of its own to sign contract with another sovereign and to recieve electricity and who knows what else
Two. A pastor of one of these new generation churches asking his members to pray harder and harder seeing that they are in Nigeria and that prayers from Nigeria need more strenght to break through to the heavenly hosts.
Three. Abacha, Bush and Queen Eliza died and went to hell. From there they asked Devil for permission to make calls to their home countries. Both Bush and Queen made their calls to US and UK respectively and paid heavy sums to Satan. When Abacha finished calling Nigeria, he wanted to pay and Satan smiled and told him that it is a free call. Mouth agape, Abacha asked why and Devil replied that it was a local call.
Four. Nigeria's area of hell was getting popular and lots of citizens from other parts of the world were hanging out there and even opting to stay. Devil wondered why? On close scrutiny, the King of Demons discovered that Ibori, Abacha, and other prominient Nigerians have succeeded in bribing Baalzebub and Lucifer to change the heating component of Nigeria helldom into a digital LG Cool High powered air conditioner sans PHCN. Satan was defeated at last.