[adebayokolade]

Great piece!
If you didn't have a good laugh reading this, just know that you have taken life too seriously; so awfully serious that your sense of humour is totally numbed. You may need help!!
Jokes apart, the Federal Government should "go on its knees" begging for amnesty, not just from Niger Delta militants, but from all of us. No need to be careful about that.
- Adebayo Kolade