[johnteddy]

Dear Mr. Chief-Shoe-Thrower,
May I use this medium to appeal to you to consider me for the post of Assistant-Shoe-Thrower. I have loads of old shoes under my bed and I have been told in confidence by my detractors that I am one "solid shoe thrower"!A trial would confuse and convince you. I have been striving to hit more targets during training...please, it would be an honour to be a member of ur Brigade of Shoe Throwers. I am so eager to hear from you.
I remain yours sincerely,

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Mr. Assistant -Shoe-Thrower [in the waiting].