"If I were a woman married to that Alausa guy, I will leave him immediately. How dare he expose family assets to the public under such controversial circumstances?"
"Well you are a man, and what has his wife got to do with this? And he didn't expose what you call assets to the public, The Compass and The Sun did."
"I think the publication is gross and malicious."
Hanhan...oh yea.
Nigerian politics needs to be rescued from secret covens and shrines and brought back to the people."
Soonest i hope.
there was also this story about another public official, a big man in Akwa Ibom state whose manhood made the front page of The Nigerian Tribune."
"You mean the Tribune put a big man's something on the front page?"
"No. No. Just the story"
"So?"
"The man's herbalist says the fellow paid him N715 million for juju to revive his manhood. And the man had to tell the court "my manhood has never stopped working, I repeat, it has never stopped working".
"If he keeps saying that, one of these days, he may be required to prove that assertion in open court. If the thing has never stopped working, how are we supposed to know?"
Hmm, really?
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac...it gives them real orgasm.
"But you should be able to spot the difference. If the man were a Nigerian, he probably would have gotten away lightly. He would have bribed the entire system, and the judge would have given him alight sentence. But in the US, he got maximum sentencing, 150 years. The prison is his grave. The judge considers his crime extraordinarily evil. Only God knows how many Madoffs are in Nigeria and the system will never bring them to trial, because they are big men."
Eherm u've forgotten that all the poncy schemes is about people being mad of something....money
"Oh, Sugar. Those two ladies are extraordinary. Fantastic. They made my day yesterday. For the fourth time, the two sisters are in the Wimbledon final. One day it will be said that Wimbledon without the Williams sisters is not the same."
"Which one of them you do you prefer? Venus or Serena?".
"Get out. Both."
"Ole"
I knew it...dat u have ur eyes on da 2 both of them..barawo, ole, jaguda
