[Abraxas]

Hi, folks!

It never ceases to both amaze and amuse me concurrently, that the very same people who brought Nigeria down to its present state of lamentable ruination and total systems collapse, over the past 40 years or so (i.e. Olusegun Obasanjo, Muhammadu Buhari, Ibrahim Babangida, Ernest Shonekan, and Abdulsalami Abubakar), would actually have the nerve to still show their faces up to the Nigerian public, and demand political relevance. I just cannot believe it.

It does not require post-doctoral familiarity with the generalised theory of gravitation, or the principles of plasma hydrodynamics to eradicate the juvenile criminality that has ravaged and overwhelmed Nigerian universities, under the convenient euphemism of “campus cultism”, or to address any or all of the recurrent problems of overt sexual harassment of female students by male lecturers, inadequate and generally substandard student welfare and hostel facilities in particular, unmotivated, distracted, and sometimes demoralised lecturers, unpredictable school calendar, sporadic rioting on campus, etc.

The irony of the Nigerian condition is that, the very people who, because of their educationally sub-normal circumstances, could not make it to proper secondary schools in the 1950s and 1960s, when they were teenagers, got into power in Nigeria as soldiers in their 30s and 40s in the late 1970s and 1980s, then proceeded to ruin the country’s educational system completely, and now yearn ernestly to summarily bury the remains of Nigeria in their 60s and 70s in the early 21 century! (Anyway, sha, one day go be one day.)

Since, fly been done dey chop sore, and nobody talk, or make noise about am. The time wey the person wey get the sore go want kill the fly, make people no start to dey cry.

Dog say the reason why he dey follow man wey get big belly be say, the big-belly man go either shiiit or vomit

The breeze shall blow and the fowl’s nyash shall be fully exposed.

Man no fit tall pass the cap wey ‘im dey wear.

Tales of hunting expeditions would always glorify the hunter unless the animals produce their own historian.

Because say you cut your head com’o’t no mean say you don cure the headache wey dey worry you.

A goat that walks with dogs will surely eat shyt.

Weda wota pass garri, or na garri pass wota, na di same t’in ni-o-o-o-O!

Anyway, sha, please do not remember to forget that we have precisely 7 months, 27 days, 20 hours, 5 minutes, and 19 seconds more to go, before our Messiah, who art in Aso Rock Villa, Asokoro District, Abuja, Nigeria, makes his FINAL exit at 12:00 noon sharp, on Tuesday, 29 May 2007!

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!! Hurray!!!! Happy 46th anniversary, Nigeria!

Glory be to GOD Almighty Most High!


Muchas gracias.

Don Juan Carlos ABRAXAS (III)
(Director of Operations, Logistics, Tactics & Strategy, Special Task Force on the Effective Evacuation of OBJ from Aso Rock Villa to Owu)
(Director of Propaganda & Enlightenment, Global Alliance for the Impeachment of OBJ & ATK)
(Member, International Lobby for the Total De-militarization of Nigerian Politics, post-OBJ)