Yawn.......how is life from the confines of the cage? I seem to remember it was your half brained apprentice who had a revolutionary revelation of elevating shit to the metaphorical utility of a religious holy item. But seriously, on this shit eater business, would you rather I addressed you as turdcatcher or otherendofbowelseeker? I concede this may remove the shocking immediacy of description but, purely for vigilance purposes, I'm concerned things may detract from the fitting imagery of your being snout deep in shit, in what must seem like all its maggoty glory to you. Warning to unsuspecting audience; train your dogs properly to avoid embarrassment. ".... dapper pimp....blah blah screech" Wow, I thought we were doing just fine with a discussion of a certain nutritional option for your specie of canine, then straight out of nowhere you pull out the term "pimp". You acquire a habit (amongst other things, of communicating), then the habit acquires you. Have you been acquired by a bad habit? No? Well don't just sit on the floor imbibing your fare; regale me with the reason why not.