A man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation and marriage, he paid her a large sum of money for her to go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed to raise the child, he would provide child support till child is 18yrs She agreed. Then he asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he asked her to simply mail a postcard to him and write 'SPAGHETTI' on the back. He would then arrange for child support to begin. Months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh just let me have it, I shall explain later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted. On the card was written: ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!"