Time to Marry MULAN

[Osibinaebi]

Originally Posted by Chief Kalu

Alexa! Ask why the video no work? Na me cause am. A support for djister in this matter. I shall use my okwuru on any supportive appliance or gadjet. E no go work, Y ou can try again!

Abeg , na beg i dey beg, i now fit and i no even wan laugh for this village again.........chei, small time now EJA go say him be BOKA( herbalist), but him no dey fit perform wonder, but here we are where CHIEF KALU can fit stop a whole video....cehi.... Amadioha dey really waka with Chief Kalu O!!!!!. ALEXA, better come talk the true thing wey dey happen before Chief Kalu vex o!!!!!!!!!!!. na now i gree say Chief Kalu strong welli wella, sotay he no fear SOD and him dey take style stilk make sexual at IZON BABE.. caryy goo all the way Chief Kalu. If DJISTER no show in the next hour, i go switch my vote to Chief Kalu like dem super delegate

[chiiroha]

... btw DJ. I thot Chichi only said she was taking a break, e no even reach 3days (deadi bodi never cold for grave) na hin u jump say u wan marry Mulan na so them dey do am? I fear u oh.

[Rose]

Originally Posted by Atomic Kitten

Djister,

Are you proposing for yourself or on behalf of someone else?
What of Subu? Mulan can not be second wife, she's first lady material so what are you going to do?

There's no getting around this. Djister will have to come straight if he wants mulan.

[Alexa]

Originally Posted by OSIBINAEBI

Abeg , na beg i dey beg, i now fit and i no even wan laugh for this village again.........chei, small time now EJA go say him be BOKA( herbalist), but him no dey fit perform wonder, but here we are where CHIEF KALU can fit stop a whole video....cehi.... Amadioha dey really waka with Chief Kalu O!!!!!. ALEXA, better come talk the true thing wey dey happen before Chief Kalu vex o!!!!!!!!!!!. na now i gree say Chief Kalu strong welli wella, sotay he no fear SOD and him dey take style stilk make sexual at IZON BABE.. caryy goo all the way Chief Kalu. If DJISTER no show in the next hour, i go switch my vote to Chief Kalu like dem super delegate

Wetin happen?Did you say the video isn't playing?I wonder o.No be bad belle,na good wish I send for the video, say playa Djister don ready to settle down.

Osibi,my own Odeshi is stronger than anything Chief Kalu can muster.

[Djister]

IT IS AMAZING!

STILL ON MULAN:

I make a proposition to the one woman in my life that deserves everything that is good for her and these villagers come out in large numbers to Protest; Support; Battle and Counter-Propose!

The real question hs not been answered by Mulan herself, Her Supporters or even the Usurpers who claim to also fancy her.

Mulan had nothing to do with all these people and even that yeye Chief Kalu has wobbled along the Village Lane with his bent walking stick to come and claim to be in awe of Mulan.

I need to remind Thief Kalu that I Djister have sole right to the Protection of NVS Women as designated by the Don Abraxas at a PRVATE MEETING of NVS Elders & Controllers.

As for the women who feel 'slighted', when the chance was there for us to dance to Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get it On', you made major yanga and gave every reason not to be present at the signature ceremony.

Alexa continued to make and take 'secret' phone calls.

.Bebi felt she had now found her strength and could not go back.

ChiChi was still calling to say 'I Love You...But..'

Mulan was always there.

All these copycat lovers in NVS sef.

Omoboi is writing Poem. It is astonishing to imagine that a Chelsea Supporter can write talk less of writing a decent poem.

Eja is proposing 'Mass Love'. Polygamy and such things.

DW has abandoned the Ladies to the elements. Those elements are creeping out of the woodwork claiming to be lovers not fighters.

Thief Kalu is wandering around the village looking to add to his harem of wives without success.

Pocahontas, our delectable and delightful new inhabitant of Hut P12 is being bombarded with calls and whistles. She will learn like Ms. Woman and Lady EMJ to fend off suitors until Djister comes round.

As for those who have won and lost and are likely to lose again, Leave Mulan Alone to decide my fate OR help me help her to decide to marry me ELSE i will face:

Alexa (again?), ChiChi (again?), SS, Anike, AK, AC#1, FPWP, Dimaanu, EMJ, TS, SJ, CB, SNB, BN, SL, Chiiroha, Rose, Anne, Amy, Callist, .Bebi (again?), Marin, Mirinda, IZN, SB, LizMoses, Purple, Pooky, Verastic ati be be lo... In short run riot through this village until Big-K and that Mr. Shoko Something drive me out!

Let me also us this August opportunity in May to inform the un-initiated that the PRIVILEGE of Making Sexual has since been awarded to Djister and Djister ALONE because of my well-known ability to ensure the sanity of the approach. This is a skill that cannot be bought in a Kingsway, Leventis or even your local Piggly Wiggly!

Crass approaches such as exhibited by Thief Kalu of the Wobbly Walking Stick fame is NOT what entices NVS women. The wrapper made of sheepskin is not a desireable fashion item and that walk sef. What kind of walk is that in such a costume? A mixture of Gangster Hop and Native Sways?

I will not accept any attempt by any individual group or collective to interfere in this great attempt to encourage my dear MULAN to accept this missive of integrated begging and spoiling of self to win her love.

She has suffered a great deal from my rascality and total disregard for womanhood and abandonment of responsibility and lack of respect for the sanctity of a valued relationships.

She has sat back on many a day to reflect on the regrettables and missed opportunities of escape when such presented themselves.

She has Hated, Loved, Dared and even Threatened to no avail on too many occassions.

But she is a good woman and like every woman she will vex and throw a tantrum but she will ultimately forgive.

Look. Look at that face!
That nice lovely face of an innocent looking (but not so innocent) Mulan.
Does that look like the face of a terror?

MULAN Loves Djister.

Take it.

Leave It.

Haters!!! (AUSPICIOUS THIS IS FOR YOU! N'TOI!)


Djister

[calist]

Originally Posted by Chief Kalu

ELG nwokhoma! where is IZONERE.
Calist my sister, How bodi? I dey hail o!

Able Chief kalu, body dey well, we thank the Most High.

I dey gbadun your level oh, keep it coming

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Djister

IT IS AMAZING!

STILL ON MULAN:
Mulan had nothing to do with all these people and even that yeye Chief Kalu has wobbled along the Village Lane with his bent walking stick to come and claim to be in awe of Mulan.

I need to remind Thief Kalu that I Djister have sole right to the Protection of NVS Women as designated by the Don Abraxas at a PRVATE MEETING of NVS Elders & Controllers.
Thief Kalu is wandering around the village looking to add to his harem of wives without success.
Alexa (again?), ChiChi (again?), SS, Anike, AK, AC#1, FPWP, Dimaanu, EMJ, TS, SJ, CB, SNB, BN, SL, Chiiroha, Rose, Anne, Amy, Callist, .Bebi (again?), Marin, Mirinda, IZN, SB, LizMoses, Purple, Pooky, Verastic ati be be lo... In short run riot through this village until Big-K and that Mr. Shoko Something drive me out!



Crass approaches such as exhibited by Thief Kalu of the Wobbly Walking Stick fame is NOT what entices NVS women. The wrapper made of sheepskin is not a desireable fashion item and that walk sef. What kind of walk is that in such a costume? A mixture of Gangster Hop and Native Sways?




MULAN Loves Djister.

(AUSPICIOUS THIS IS FOR YOU! N'TOI!)


Djister

@DJISTER
You speak well my young man.
Age is really on your side. But grey hair and a walking stick are ageless symbols of wisdom.
Exuberant Djister of no fixed address,moves around the whole globe raising hope and dashing it.
Come and sit before wisdom and learn a thing or two about the family and life, before it is too late,before all the seeds in your youthful loins gets wasted and you cry at last.
Learn fron My friend Abraxas, long settled down and be wise.
Moreover, it is an ofeke who insults an elder.
Royalty is not picked on the streets of your foreign land.It is earned with courage, integrity,hard work, not kidnapping or such like sacrilageous activity and exemplary leadership.
A man of great means and a heart as large as the world may marry more than one wife and lead them all to heaven. Yes! to heaven, because he can afford it.
The institution of marriage is not for boys, confused, not knowing what a heart of love speaks.
Mulan my Love. Let the exhuberant youth not decieve you. Come home to rest and to love.
I will pamper you my baby.
.......AND I MOVE!!!!

[Mikky jaga]

Chief Kalu,

You can count on my support in this.

Djister cannot be any match for you.

As far as I know, Mulan is not ready for any young man that is still looking here and there.

Leave Djister with his plenty grammar, Na you biko.

I will organize all my friends to bombard Mulan with PMs. She must not refuse you. She will not.

Chief Kalu, abeg Carry Go!!

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

Chief Kalu,

You can count on my support in this.

Djister cannot be any match for you.

As far as I know, Mulan is not ready for any young man that is still looking here and there.

Leave Djister with his plenty grammar, Na you biko.

I will organize all my friends to bombard Mulan with PMs. She must not refuse you. She will not.

Chief Kalu, abeg Carry Go!!

Mikky jagga my great friend, I salute you. One of those in this village that has the eyes of the spirits. Ndewo!
The young man called djister has forgotten that Nwata bulie nnaya elu Ogodo awuchie ya anya-If a little boy carries his father up, the elders shokoto will surely blind his eyes. Ony buru chi ya uzo ogbagbuo onwe ya n'oso. I wont interprete this one.
Mikky jagga nwokeoma, with you solidly behind me.....I MOVE!!!!

[Eja]

Na dis one dem dey call rogbodiyan: New World Order Area boy Djister vs Old School Area fader Chief Kalu.

All becos of dat elusive beauty wey dem call Mulan.

Meanwhile, dem no know say no be only dem dey for line...dem no know say whoever win dis fight go still face anoder 5 or 6 Mulanned guys....

Heee heee, dis ting sweet pass any Chico Production film.

Oya, make una continue wit de rogbodiyan.

[Multioption]

na qualifying matches we dey watch so?

[Eja]

Originally Posted by Multioption

na qualifying matches we dey watch so?

Not exactly.

You are actually watching a match between two men who want to qualify for the qualifying rounds.

E no easy...but you know, if you wan chop from the top of tall tree, you need to sabi how to climb high.

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Eja

Na dis one dem dey call rogbodiyan: New World Order Area boy Djister vs Old School Area fader Chief Kalu.

All becos of dat elusive beauty wey dem call Mulan.

Oya, make una continue wit de rogbodiyan.

Djister own don too much, im don harrass plenty people well well and i no like am. Na my big toe ofmy right leg wey i pin for ground dey wait am. no shaking!!!

[Eja]

Originally Posted by Chief Kalu

Djister own don too much, im don harrass plenty people well well and i no like am. Na my big toe of my right leg wey i pin for ground dey wait am. no shaking!!!

Chief, ah beg make you no vex O...but dis one wey you talk come confuse me...na only for de sake of to fight Djister you dey here abi na Mulan you too wan marry?

Ah dey axe bicos while you dey concentrate on de leaf and alligator pepper wey you wan take make jobla, Djister dey compose lyrics for Mulan....abi you no see am?

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Eja

Chief, ah beg make you no vex O...but dis one wey you talk come confuse me...na only for de sake of to fight Djister you dey here abi na Mulan you too wan marry?

Ah dey axe bicos while you dey concentrate on de leaf and alligator pepper wey you wan take make jobla, Djister dey compose lyrics for Mulan....abi you no see am?

Eja abeg no dey make me laugh when i dey serious for business. To win Mulan no be my problem, na to commot this young man hand for my soup, na im i dey concentrate on first. If im like make sing dolly parton for am. We no dey sing we dey action.you no understand?

[Eja]

Originally Posted by Chief Kalu

Eja abeg no dey make me laugh when i dey serious for business. To win Mulan no be my problem, na to commot this young man hand for my soup, na im i dey concentrate on first. If im like make sing dolly parton for am. We no dey sing we dey action.you no understand?

Wait O, dis one na news-flash....dem say man wey sleep deep go sleep until cock crow, meanwhile, man wey sleep light go jump up as cock fart....

Yu say to win Mulan no be yoah problem...yu mean say yu don already win am?

Yu mean to say while pipul here dey flex and wait for title fight to begin, yu don already carry prize go?



Chei! All yu dis old men for Nigeria, na so una cunning and bad ehn?

[mulan]

All these guys flexing muscle should please take a chill pill. This is one of mulan's poems adapted for your wisdom and memory upgrade...

Specially for Djister

Mulan doesn’t have a price
And can’t be got with a fight
She can't be got by a throw of dice
Or by the rule of might

Mulan can cut you to size
If you let her out of sight
Yet she will give you a rise
If you can hold her tight

Mulan doesn’t have to be wise
To get everything right
But you just have to be nice
In order to bring her delight

Mulan can’t be called a vice
But she has to be taken light
Or you’ll be in for the ties
To be won only by the bright

Mulan may not tell you any lies
But don’t think she's not a plight
Like the plans of men and mice
She can topple you from any height

[Auspicious]

Originally Posted by Djister

Haters!!! (AUSPICIOUS THIS IS FOR YOU! N'TOI!)

My Friend, Djister!

Yu don see dat movie? Wetin be di name sef - "Flying Dragons, Hidden Tiger"?

Eh, 'e go do yu like di kain 'film trick' wey dey inside dat movie - yu go shook!

Wia yu dey all dat time wen all-man dey unleash poem on top Village?

Oh wait make I guess: you dey folo 'cane' Subu make she land yu twinses!

Now yu come brung yasef come begin dey yarn like say yu dey for Confessional

Bops, wetin yu nor know be say, di Train don commot station since teeey-tey.

If yu like ehn, you fit even 'confess' say yu don turn to born-a-twice for Shursh

Dat wan nor fit do for hia - nor mata di Collateral, t'aint gon work kan-kan.

Mulan na wan-man wifey - First Lady material -- Abi yu nor hia Atomic Kitten?

Eh, siddon dia dey croon like Ray Charles on Viagra; waa wa O.K. (Yu 'o dey OK)

I am Auspicious.

[Mikky jaga]

After Mulan spoke, then came Auspicious and then there was silence from the other "suitors". One cannot but put two and two together and arrive at no other answer than four.

Mulan, when will the bell ring? Don't keep us waiting for too long. Whether na Asaba or Edinburg or Ekiti, I will be there live!! It's a promise.

[Chief Kalu]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

After Mulan spoke, then came Auspicious and then there was silence from the other "suitors". One cannot but put two and two together and arrive at no other answer than four.

Mulan, when will the bell ring? Don't keep us waiting for too long. Whether na Asaba or Edinburg or Ekiti, I will be there live!! It's a promise.

Mikky Jagga Nwanne nkem,
I see Djister dey run im leg dey almost dey touch im ear, see taking off now, Ben johnson speed.
Me ba! emmm......, I de return. .....And I move!! No ask me the direction this time around!!