Girl's Secret, Says who?

[Oluwato]

A friend sent me this and I think it's nice. I agree with everything except that "I'm fine" statement, if I say I'm fine, I am! Also, who said it was a secret?

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It's a Girl's Secret

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind...

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds .... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers
forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ..... kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and
how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

[RoyalPalm]

Really nice compilation, almost all true to the letter

[Unregistre]

Originally Posted by Oluwato

[B]
When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

Does not apply to a naija babe.
I heared that word so many times not to fall for it anymore. Its like the teary eye of a professional actor got on the act. One can only know who he/she loves; you can never know who loves you. If its what u wanna hear, she sure will say it to you

[Oluwato]

Originally Posted by Unregistre

Does not apply to a naija babe.
I heared that word so many times not to fall for it anymore. Its like the teary eye of a professional actor got on the act. One can only know who he/she loves; you can never know who loves you. If its what u wanna hear, she sure will say it to you

Please speak for your experience only, when I say "I love you", I mean it and last time I checked, I was still Nigerian.

[ikuchi munta wei]

@ Oluwato,

how about more of these secrets to keep our brothers inline????

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end with fine.

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
id!*t and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever:
Is women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Enjoy!!!!!!

[Unregistre]

Originally Posted by Oluwato

Please speak for your experience only, when I say "I love you", I mean it and last time I checked, I was still Nigerian.

point made; point noted

Should have stated that it does not apply to naija babe... well except one.

[Ph3y]

Naija ni mi....and I love everybody......cos dats what Jesus wants

[ciroagobe]

Wow! I have learnt a lot from this information. My ny new girl will see the best of me. I know their tricks now. Uncle ciro

[Oluwato]

I had a good laugh. If that's your experience, you must have been asking for it.

Originally Posted by ikuchi munta wei

@ Oluwato,

how about more of these secrets to keep our brothers inline????

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end with fine.

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
id!*t and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever:
Is women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Enjoy!!!!!!

[RoyalPalm]

Originally Posted by ikuchi munta wei

@ Oluwato,

how about more of these secrets to keep our brothers inline????

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end with fine.

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
id!*t and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever:
Is women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Enjoy!!!!!!

Have you experienced a woman say and mean
"Love you too"

"YESSSSSSSS!!!!! ?

Hug you for no obvious reason than love?

Reach out just to hold your hand or kiss you?

Was that real or....?

AM sure you have, meaning that we do agree women say what they mean just as men do seldom say what they mean

[ikuchi munta wei]

Originally Posted by Oluwato

I had a good laugh. If that's your experience, you must have been asking for it.

Do you have to ask for before it comes your way like that??????????

Anyway, i did not look for trouble oh!!!!

[peterosa]

Originally Posted by Oluwato

Please speak for your experience only, when I say "I love you", I mean it and last time I checked, I was still Nigerian.

Hmmmm, who knows it could be true.

[peterosa]

Originally Posted by RoyalPalm

Have you experienced a woman say and mean
"Love you too"

"YESSSSSSSS!!!!! ?

Hug you for no obvious reason than love?

Reach out just to hold your hand or kiss you?

Was that real or....?

AM sure you have, meaning that we do agree women say what they mean just as men do seldom say what they mean

Hmmmm, you could be some how right but is difficult to see these days{I LOVE YOU WITHOUT OBVIOUS REASON}

[ekundayo]

Originally Posted by ikuchi munta wei

@ Oluwato,

how about more of these secrets to keep our brothers inline????

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end with fine.

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
id!*t and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever:
Is women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Enjoy!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! You really understand what women are saying, very observant, my congratulations....most men have no clue at all and just blindly charge ahead to their bad ends....sighhhhhh

[netotse]

Originally Posted by ikuchi munta wei

@ Oluwato,

how about more of these secrets to keep our brothers inline????

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end with fine.

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
id!*t and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

Whatever:
Is women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Enjoy!!!!!!

anybody that has never experienced the above hasnt been in a relationship b4!. . .lol

[Ranter]

Ranter: so lolita what is so important that you had to drag me out to dinner in this rather nice place?

Lolita: I just wanted to have a few words with you over some lobsters.Like get to know a lil better.

Ranter: Hmmmm**

Lolita: How long have you been married?

Ranter: 10 years and why you wanna know?

Lolita: You know how I feel about you and i ll like to tell you if you really did not know yet.

Ranter: *Scratches his head and feel cornered*.....tell me then.

Lolita: I love you!!... I really do love you.........

Ranter: I am married and ............nice..... happy.... ...*/+*.

Lolita: I know you are married and all other stuff.... ... but I can wait.

Ranter: Wait for me to abscond or her to disappear or what?

Lolita: dunno,......... whatever........... will be


to be continued.

[Ph3y]

Mufu: Ph3y long time. Ow are you? I haven't been seeing you of late?

Ph3y: Helo I am fine thanx. How are you and the family. I traveled to kaduna for a while.

Mufu: Family is fine thank you. So how far with our discussions now?

Ph3y: Which one is that?

Mufu: ha ha ha....baby yi!! Why are you posting me now? Okay you know what, i will be coming to Kaduna myself for a function. And guess what?? I am staying in your house for the 3 days I'll be around.

Ph3y: You're kidding right?

Mufu: Hell no. I have never been more serious in my entire [miserable] life. Mo fe para mi si e lorun.

Ph3y: Egbon you're married o....Please don't kobalise me. I thought we had forgotten this issue since.

Mufu: I am not your egbon....I am your friend...erm your man friend....erhm..or okay your close friend. And as for being married, leave that side, i am the captain of my ship. So just send me your address....

ph3y: Shaking her head...:co nfused1....hangs up the phone.


To be continued.....It's actually a prequel to ranter's short plays.

[RoyalPalm]

Originally Posted by Ranter

Ranter: so lolita what is so important that you had to drag me out to dinner in this rather nice place?

Lolita: I just wanted to have a few words with you over some lobsters.Like get to know a lil better.

Ranter: Hmmmm**

Lolita: How long have you been married?

Ranter: 10 years and why you wanna know?

Lolita: You know how I feel about you and i ll like to tell you if you really did not know yet.

Ranter: *Scratches his head and feel cornered*.....tell me then.

Lolita: I love you!!... I really do love you.........

Ranter: I am married and ............nice..... happy.... ...*/+*.

Lolita: I know you are married and all other stuff.... ... but I can wait.

Ranter: Wait for me to abscond or her to disappear or what?

Lolita: dunno,......... whatever........... will be


to be continued.

Ranter, if moi was you, I will run a mile o!
Dis one weh readi to wait, wait for wettin - for ya wife to die? for your married life to come to premature end when she don tie you well well around her waislne/finger, weh she see the result of her .....? or for when she is 70 years old?

Keep us posted as she is twisted already

[kool gee]

Originally Posted by Oluwato

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

How many men get time for that one?. If at all, only in the early stages of the relationship.

[Iye]

Originally Posted by kool gee

How many men get time for that one?. If at all, only in the early stages of the relationship.

They will even pretend to fall asleep b4 you, just to avoid that money talk