In the world of romance, one single rule applies........find out!!!!

[ikuchi munta wei]

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men Oops!!!! i posted it in the women section!!!! nothing spoil sha enjoy!!!

Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

1. You make the bed (+1)
2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain
(+8) But return with Beer (-5)
5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)
8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
9. It's her pet (-50)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

1. You stay by her side the entire party (0)
2. You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
3. Named Rita (-4)
4. Rita is a dancer (-6)
5. Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

1. You forget her birthday (-50000)
2. You take her out to dinner (0)
3. You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)
4. Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
5. And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
6. It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night,
and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team
(-10)

A NIGHT OUT

1. You take her to a movie (+2)
2. You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
3. You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
4. You take her to a movie you like (-2)
5. It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
6. You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

1. You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
2. You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get
rid of it (+10)
3. You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy
jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
4. You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one
too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

1. She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE
points no matter WHAT THE ANSWER IS]
2. You hesitate in responding (-10)
3. You reply, "Whar do u mean?" (-35)
4. Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

1. When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
2. You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
3. You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at
the TV (+500)
4. She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)



Now what chance do you have ?!!


Let the fellas (Guys) have the info, & the
Gals have a good laugh

[Multioption]

lol..Rita must see this!

[Ph3y]

Nice one. But we demand to verify the source of this hypothesis of yours

[shinycoin]

hhmm, my broda Ikechi Munta wei, i agree with this analysis well-well, infact, its right on target, with a woman, you simply cannot win for losing.

[valteena]

Bia Ikechi Munta wei, ebi like say you, na women satisfaction be your specialty? More greese to your abun'na you hear: .

[ikuchi munta wei]

Originally Posted by valteena

Bia Ikechi Munta wei, ebi like say you, na women satisfaction be your specialty? More greese to your abun'na you hear: .

@ Valteena,

Yes oh!!!!Obs & Gynae as sub specialty, yes

[Mikky jaga]

In the world of romance, one single rule applies........ Be an unashamed woman wrapper, doing his best to be in the good books of oga madam. What a lousy life to live!!!

[ikuchi munta wei]

Originally Posted by Mikky jaga

In the world of romance, one single rule applies........ Be an unashamed woman wrapper, doing his best to be in the good books of oga madam. What a lousy life to live!!!

Or the other side of the coin, be a shamed male chauvinist doing what he knows best, pummeling women
Get a life to live